Sunday, July 30, 2006

Last night I had a wierd dream

I was with Fantasia Barrino and she had me talking to this "nutritionist" who was telling her that because she was born in Feb (No idea if that's true) she should stick to eating orange colored foods. And because I'm an October baby, I should eat green stuff.



Friday, July 28, 2006

Hugh Laurie

Is going to be on Inside the Actor's Studio on Monday.


Thursday, July 27, 2006

Stolen from JFo

The test, I mean.

Your IQ Is 105

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Above Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

As it turns out, Angelika is aroused by ...

Psychotic clowns

'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at

13% Ghetto ...
Not Ghetto.

You are not ghetto. You enjoy sex, but you wouldn’t risk your life or reputation as a seductive lover to get some.

'How sexually ghetto are you?'

Angelika will go to jail for ...

Snorting Viagra

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at

Angelika --


Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at

I can't freaking figure out

how to post a pic in my profile. So I'm going to try what I think they said I do, LOL.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006



But anyway, I told Evan the plan:

Go to the bank
Go to the sports store & get cleats and mouth guard
Go to Wal-Mart & get TP and stuff
Go get gas
Go get Chinese Food

So he picked out the cleats. (They look so awesome!)

Then at Wal-Mart we were at the register and he said something, I don't remember, and the Cashier said "He really takes care of you!" I agreed. He said several other things to remind me of whatever because I have CRS.

So, I wrote the check and he said "Did you write it for $20 over? You know we have to get some gas." By this point I was tired as hell (the geedee heat) and I said "That's why I went to the bank! I remember!" I felt like an old lady and my son was treating me like I'm retarded but not trying to be condescending to me, LOL.

Anyway, we got the food and went home.


Then I had to take him to practice.

So my cousin was there. Her dad showed up with his new GF. After they left, I said "Where is she from?"
Her - Hawaii. She said The Rock is her cousin.
Me - Tell her I want some naked pics.
Her - I told her if he ever comes to town, to let me know because I have a cousin and a grandmother who love him. She said she would. (Why the hell would he ever come here??? NOBODY comes here on purpose.)

So then we had to go get Evan's pads. He got his uniform pants, but not the shirt.

Ummmmmmmmmmm...that's it.

When he gets his entire uniform, I'll take a picture. :-)

Monday, July 24, 2006

Today was a bad day

I woke up at 7am with severe "intestinal cramps".

So I screamed for Evan to bring me the Pepto in the bathroom.

Then I started vomiting.

So I couldn't take the pepto for what felt like 30 more minutes. I had told him to call Nana to take me to the ER when I started vomiting because if I couldn't take the Pepto, I'd never stop shitting. But when I was finally able to take the Pepto I told him to call her back and say nevermind.

Then I laid down upstairs.

When I woke up at 12:15 pm, he said that Nana had come over and they watched an episode of House together.

When he called her the 2nd time, he apparently told her that I was moaning and groaning and that she'd better stay "on alert" in case he called her back to take me to the hospital. So she came by to check on me. (AWWWWWWWWW)

Anyway, no more explosive projections from either of my orifices today, just major cramping.

Then we went to football practice at 6. Evan had a real asthma attack. And he twisted his ankle.

We left early. We stopped by my mother's so she could see I'm still alive.

Then we came home.

I was walking up the porch steps, got all the way to the top, then my ankle twisted and I fell down the little hill. It didn't hurt at the time. But I didn't really want to try going up the steps again so I was going to crawl up to the door and use the wall to help me stand up.

A neighbor saw me and asked if she could help. She said "I used to help my grandmother all the time" (!!!!!!!!!!!!) She was stronger than she looked. Then she helped me up the stairs and walked me to the door. I said "Thank You!"

Now I'm going to visit Delphi and then take some pain killers and go to bed.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Why lie???

Most people think I'm a bitch.

I'm GREAT with that. I'd rather be a bitch than a door mat & a liar.

For example:
Person: Will you do me a favor?
Me: What is it?
Person: *shocked look* Most people just say yes.
Me: Why should I agree to something if I don't know the details?
Person: DAYUM. *Walks away having not asked the favor*

Why the hell would I just say "Yes, I'll do a favor for you." before I even hear the favor?

Anyway, the other day at football practice my cousin said "If you are ever feeling bad and you need me to take Evan to practice just call me."
Me - Well, there's a practice tomorrow and I can barely lift my left leg at all so it's a hassle trying to get down the front steps and into the car. So if you could bring him tomorrow, that would be great.
Her - Ok! *wide eyed "I just got my bluff called" look

A little history - Last year her son and Evan were on the same basketball team. I suggested that we alternate taking the kids to the practices so that every other time I didn't have to go, LOL. She said "GREAT." So I took the kids to the first practice. The second practice we waited until 5 minutes before the time and she never showed up. When I took Evan to practice, her son was already there.

What the fuck?

If you don't want to do it. Just say "no".

This is the same CRN who told me if I ever needed any help with anything, just let her know. She sees "Coochies & Asses" all day, so nothing embarasses her. This was after the bball practice situation. So whatever she says to me goes in one ear and out the other.

Anyway, yesterday I told Evan to roll down the windows in the car so it wouldn't be so hot when I had to take him to practice.
E - I thought Cousin was taking me.
Me - Silence

So we left and went to practice because, of course, she never showed up. Then we went to Wal-Mart. We saw them there. Evan said "Why didn't you pick me up for practice today?" She said "I didn't even know about it!"

Evan gave me "The Look". Which in our house means "Can you believe this bullshit?" I told him Thursday after she said that, that she'd never show up. I said "Remember when we were going to alternate taking you guys to basketball practice? She will not be here. I will be ready to take you tomorrow."

The idiot.

This is why I don't like to depend on anyone for anything. People say what they think you want to hear with no intention of following through.

Be honest enough to tell me you ain't gonna do shit for me up front. Then I won't be disappointed.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Well, 2nd football practice

It seemed short.

Even Evan said so.

Today they were pairing up and pushing each other back like the football players do with that thing.

And other shit.

I don't know, my cousin was there and she never shuts up.

My aunt showed me a pic of a 1200+ lb bear some dude shot. It was 12 feet tall. DAMN! Good thing he had his rifle. But they didn't let him keep it.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

We've known each other too long

we've known each other 10 years.

I keep telling him the same stories over and over.

He hates it.

I'm not interested in the stories he tells.

About the cartoons he watches.

I HATE cartoons.

When will he grow up?

But I still think he's hilarious!

The Cat

Last night we went to McDonalds.

Anyway, I was just sitting there burning the receipt with my cigarette and it burned in the shape of a cat.

It's a miracle!

I'm going to start a new religion called "Church of the burning pussy".


On second thought, that might give people the wrong impression...

Football Practice

So yesterday was Evan's first football practice.

When he said he wanted to play football, I KNEW he didn't know what the hell he was in for, but his younger cousin plays every year so...I finally said yes.

FIRST they had to run a lap around the football field.
Then they had to do sit ups and push ups.
Then they did the typical football warm up exercises. (Which includes jogging - or whatever - in place and turning to whichever side the coach holds the football to.)
Then they had to run out for a catch.
Then they had to spider crawl (?) to the other end of the football field.

After about 15 minutes, Evan had (I SO think he was faking) an asthma attack. So I let him sit for about 5 minutes and then said "Go back out there!"

I told him before I wrote the check that he was going to finish the season. If I have to PAY to sit out there in the geedee heat, he's not quitting.

After he had the break, I think he had fun. He certainly seemed more lively.

He doesn't see how he looks/acts when he has a real asthma attack. Does he really think I'm that stupid??? The only reason I let him sit down at all was that some of my family members were there and all concerned. *rolling eyes*

He said to me after the practice. "Well, this isn't fun. But at least I'll get some exercise."

Such an adult response, IMO.

I told him he'd have more fun when they started playing actual games. The practice is necessary to get them in shape and ready for the games.

He's not a natural fb player. He's gotten good at basketball. And he's gotten over the shyness of shooting a basket in front of all those people.

I think he'd make a good tackle. IMO (and I know nothing about football) he'll never be a quarterback.

Looking at the team (it's 9 and 10 year olds) I think the smaller guys will get CRUSHED. I think it should be according to weight, not age. There was a boy who HAD to be at least 150 lbs out there. Most of them looked like they were 4 feet tall. But the small ones were FAST so maybe they don't have to worry about being crushed, LOL.

Some of those boys can throw. Perfect spiral. Good aim. The same ones are good receivers too. But they've probably been playing since kindergarten.

This is football country, after all.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hugh Laurie

So I used to have The Rock on my desktop.

But since he never does any new movies anymore, my ardor has cooled.

Since I am currently crushing on House, I put Hugh Laurie on my desktop.

He makes me moist.

Anyway, yesterday while I was doing other shit since I couldn't get online is when I changed it. Evan came down at 7 or something and powered up to watch jetix online. Then he said "You have House on your computer!"

He covered up the pic with his hands. He said "I wish he'd stop looking at me! This creeps me out. It's like you LIKE him or something. I was ok with you liking The Rock, but house has a turkey neck! Gross."

He said "I'm going to vomit."


Did you know Hugh Laurie is a best selling author? I went to to see when House season 2 would come out and I did a search for his name in general. He had a book there. I thought 'That can't be House Hugh Laurie.' but then on IMDB I read his biography and it IS!!!

I found a movie he did on WE last week. Did I tell you? If I did, I'm telling you again. He was on the Ellen Degeneres show and I didn't know until it was about to go off. So I did a tivo search to see when the repeat would be shown on oxygen (the "new" shoes are on nbc where I live, then they repeat about a week later on oxygen). Anyway, there was a movie called "Maybe Baby" on WE. I taped it. I watched it. It was funny!

His father was on the British Olympic team!

So I'm digging Hugh Laurie right now. Seriously. Like I crushed on DwayneTheRockNeverDoesAnyFreakingMoviesAnymoreJohnson.

I can't figure out which crush of mine grosses Evan out more. Hugh Laurie or Jeff Goldblum.

Only Hugh has made Evan actually vomit in his mouth. I think that's a distinction to be proud of. MUUUUUUUUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.


OMG Involuntary Detox

Fucking internet connection stopped working at 10pm sunday.

I didn't wake up until noon Monday, so I expected it to be back on. Spent the rest of the day calling and I never got a REAL PERSON.

Today I happened to wake up at 6am. So I called. Just had to unhook the coaxial cable and hook it back up.


I couldn't unscrew it from the modem. So I had to follow the cable back to the source and it kept turning the pc off so it took for freaking ever. Then I couldn't screw it back in. 22 minutes 45 seconds. 10 of that was pushing buttons on the phone for the menu. "IF you're calling about making a payment, press one, if you're calling about blah, press two...."

I fucking hate automated systems. It used to work just pressing 0 when you got one of them. A few times and the computer gets the message that you want to speak to a LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEING so you can take your aggression out on that hapless soul.

I hate automated shit.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

So at JJHF

one of the regulars posted a link to the friend test she had created about herself. I think I got a 36.

So then I created one of my own.

I asked Evan to take it. He got a 56.

I was thinking "DAMN! My son doesn't know me."

Then I took the test myself.

I got an 85.

How the hell can I not get 100 on a test I created about myself????


Wouldn't that be crazy if someone online got 100%???


Friday, July 14, 2006

Got my car back

Yesterday. So I was able to do all the errands I hadn't been able to do all week. Then we celebrated by waiting until midnight to go to Wal-Mart.

I got House season 1 DVD. The boy got some power ranger shit.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love stores that are open 24 hours, I love having a car to go to the store at midnight. And I love House.

He's SEXY.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006


So yesterday when the car broke, I had to call my mother to come get us.

I hate that. I don't like depending on anybody for anything but especially her.

Anyway, she's like "Are you going to leave your cds in the car?"


So then when I was getting out of the car, I was going to set my styrofoam cup on top of the car because I had the cane in one hand and I couldn't hold the cane, the drink and my purse with 2 hands. She said "Don't put that on my car."

Once again I rolled my eyes but I had Evan come get the drink and my purse so I could get out of the goddamned car.

So this morning I started calling about getting my car fixed. I started with the fucker that she recommended.

Me - My car broke down at hardees. It needs a starter
Dumbass - I'm at work right now (DUH!!!!!!!! Car repair shop.)
Me - Ok. Well, I got your number from Mother'sName and she said you could probably go up to Hardees and put the starter on.
Dumbass - I'm at work right now.
Me - Ok. Thanks. *Click*

So I called MY guy and then you know all that shit. So my mother called me a while ago. She said "Were you asleep?"

I've been up since 8ofuckingclock calling about the car. But I said
"No. I was on the computer"
Her - You don't have to be so hateful
Me *Rolling eyes* - I wasn't being hateful. All I said was "No, I was on the computer"
Her - Oh, well I went by my place and talked to the car guy and he said he'd already been at Hardees and there was no one there.
Me - Uh huh
Her - He said they put starters on cars, and they tow too.
Me - I've already had the car towed.
Her - I know, when I went to the place I saw the car was missing from Hardees.
Me - ....
Her - Well I just wanted you to know.
Me - After I talked to dumbass, I called you because I had the keys for the car and even if said he was going to fix the car, he wouldn't have the keys. I couldn't drive there because my car was at hardees. I was going to ask you to take me to the guy and give him the keys, but he just kept saying "I'm at work right now." So I called MY guy and it's all taken care of.
Her - But I've been here all morning waiting for you to call me!
Me - Well, the phone rang 4 times and you didn't answer.
Her - Oh! That must be when I was taking my pants to the seamstress to get them hemmed.
Me - *Rolling eyes* Oh. Well it's taken care of now.
Her - Why didn't you leave me a message? (This from the woman who never even checks her caller ID. Let alone the answering machine.)
Me - I took care of it myself. What message did you want me to leave? "I've got a guy coming to tow the car. That's all." ???
Her - Nevermind. Damn
Me - *Click*

Now what fucking good does it do me to know that her guy puts starters on cars if he just keeps repeating to customers who call "I can't do anything right now. I'm at work." ??? I don't care if he pimps my ride if he can't carry on an intelligent conversation!

That really pisses me off. What was the point of her calling?

God. If I didn't need someone who's "always" home that I can call to pick me up on the odd occasion that my car is out of service or I'm too sick to drive, I wouldn't speak to her. I always have Evan to call her if I need to ask her something so I won't have to talk to her.

I'll be glad when one of us dies so we don't have to deal with each other anymore.

A car for a tow

So this morning I called the dude who fixes my car and told him I need a starter. I also told him I needed it towed.

The cute (every tow truck driver I've seen here has been CUTE) asked me about the old car in the back. I said "It's mine." He said, "Wanna sell it?"
Me - uh...sure. I just have to get the title
He - I don't need the title. I just sell them for parts. I pay a junk price for the car.
Me - Ok
He - So I'll take the car and you don't have to pay me for the tow
Me - OK!

I think he was lying about how much money he'd make off the parts, but I don't give a shit. I've had that car back there for 2 years or some shit and never got the title because I knew I wouldn't make much selling it.

Either way, I don't care. The car that caused me so much trouble will be gone and I don't have to pay for the tow. Now I just have to wait a long ass time for dude to put the part on. I'd go get the part myself if I knew how to do the shit. :-(

Monday, July 10, 2006

Damned car!!!!!!!!

I bought my mother's old car when she bought her new one.

She pampers her cars. She parks them in a garage. Has some dude detail them and all of that crap.

As soon as I bought it the paint started getting dull and flaking off. The upholstery on the inside is coming down. Looks like a fucking ghetto car.

But anyway, today I had to do the laundry. So we went to the laundromat and put the clothes in. Then I went to see how much it would cost for Evan to take Karate lessons. Then we went back to put the shit in the dryer. Then we went to sonic for a drink. Then we went and folded the clothes. Then we went to Hardees for dinner.

Each time I started the car, it sounded like it didn't want to "catch" and I knew I'd have to get it looked at, but I just wanted to get it home.

Since they take 3 fucking hours to fill your order at hardees, I turned the car off. No need in wasting my geedee gas for which I paid $3 a gallon.

After he finally handed me my order at the wouldn't start. So dude had to come out and push the car to a handicapped space. It's hard to turn the wheel without power steering. I'd forgotten that. (One of my old cars didn't have power steering, but my mother buys ford tauruses and I've gotten spoiled.)

So dude said I need a new starter. I could have figured that shit out myself.

I hate the fact that the goddamned car waited until I got it to start fucking up.

Whatever. Now I have to pay for a tow, a starter, the labor, then I have to pay for my car tag to be renewed and my insurance. I need to call and see if my insurance pays for tows.


Sunday, July 09, 2006

50 first dates

I just saw that today. I liked it!

Something I noticed today. Every time I see an allegedly gay teenaged boy, he's with a fat teenaged girl. Do you think they both feel like outcasts so they bond better?

I've only just started seeing a lot of allegedly gay people down here in the "Bible Belt".

I guess all the teenagers/homophobes are too busy with the meth/wife beating to waste time beating up allegedly gay boys anymore.

That's good...I guess?

Saturday, July 08, 2006


I just got a call that football practice starts soon. Evan has to go and sign up today.

I never thought I'd let him play football, but whatever. That's what insurance is for...

Friday, July 07, 2006

So...the tooth

All day Evan's been walking around saying "OUUUUUUUUUUUCH! It HUUUUUUUUUURTS! I'm HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But I don't want to CHEWWWWWWWWW!"

Then I made a veggieburger.

And it looked good to him.

So he pulled so he pulled the tooth.

And said "Oh that didn't hurt at all!" and ate my veggie burger.

Last Night

Evan was eating a starburst and one of his molars came out.

Ok. He's at that age.

Then he switched chewing to the other side and freaked the fuck out and there was blood all over the place and he said "Pull this other one out!"

So when I looked, it looked like the molar had twisted inside his gum and I didn't feel confident trying to pull that out and he was in so much pain.

So I tried to call my mother to take us to the ER and she had her phone off the hook so we drove down there to get her to take us (I don't feel confident driving on the interstate anymore).

Anyway, by the time she finished FUCKING EATING AND CHANGING HER CLOTHES (????????????) and I filled out the paperwork...

The nurse said "On a scale of 1-10, what's your pain at now?"

E - 4

So I looked in his mouth again and the one I thought was twisted is a new molar growing in and the one that was bleeding so much is still a baby tooth.

So that was a fun wasted trip to the ER.

Then we did a fireworks show when we got home. :-)

Thursday, July 06, 2006

More Fireworks

Last night the neighbor set off some more fireworks.

I've known her since I dated her brother 13 years ago. Her daughter is my Brother & SIL's god daughter. I hate her. But that's a story for a different day.

Anyway, her daughter was going over to my brother's house to watch fireworks and she told her mother to do the fireworks they bought for Evan. So we were shooting off fireworks for an hour.

Today I bought $47 worth of fireworks. And not any more effing bottle rockets. I bought the big (big as opposed to sparklers and firecrackers) shit.

So I reckon I'll be out for ANOTHER hour tonight.

The guy at the fireworks store said "Come back!" I said "Not until next July!!!!!"

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


On the G4 network.

I found it by accident.

I usually delete the channels from the lineup that I never watch. Like CMT, Lifetime, Hallmark. The other day I accidentally punched in 67 when I meant to punch in 76 and I saw this woman standing there and she was a human statue except every once in a while she'd get an electric shock.

So I set the Tivo to record the series. The electrocution is in every other episode, apparently. Today's episodes (there are 2 a day) were electrocution of a fancy bartender (like the one tom cruise played in that movie) and hangover cures among other shit.

I LOVE this show!!!!!!!!!


I don't know where you live, but where I live there are at least 10 fireworks stores within 5 miles. At least. I haven't actually counted. They just opened a new one. HOW can they have year round business????

So anyway.

They were setting off fireworks yesterDAY. Like at noon. How can you see them at noon?

Then at 9pm or something my next door neighbor invited Evan outside to set off fireworks. He was out for 2 hours or something. Came back in all sweaty and with black all over his face, LOL.

Then at midnight thirty we heard some more, so we went outside. One of the other neighbors was setting off fireworks and she had her 2 toddlers out there (why aren't they asleep at midnight? I know they don't have to go to work, but I needed the break when Evan was that age. Bedtime was 7pm....)

He ran over there and they set off fireworks for about an hour. I'm surprised no one called the police. He even helped them clean up. He's so helpful. :-)

She told him she had some more that they'd set off tonight.

I've already heard some fireworks today...

So I guess I'll be hearing shit all month....

Before I forget

Last night we were watching House.

House and Sela Ward started making out. I said "Look at his turkey neck!"

Evan vomited in his mouth.


He said "I don't want to see some old guy with a turkey neck making out with some old chick who looks like she's had plastic surgery! That's gross!"

That cracks me up.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006


I make tags with Paintshop Pro. Every 2 weeks we have a super siggy sunday and I offer my tags at my MSN group. This is one I made today. It's frikken huge! (File size)

But I'm proud of it so I'm showing it off. I hope you aren't dial up.



This is the third blog I've created.

Not here...all over the net.

I forget to blog every day.


Monday, July 03, 2006

Blog Awards


ere are the awards that my blog has received.

Bodacious Blog Award
Received from: Serena @ ChatnChill

Speaks Her Mind Blog Award
Received from: Randi @ If You Can't Say Something Nice...

Kick Ass Blogger Award
8/25/08, 2/29/08, 3/19/09
Received from: Bob @ My Frakkin Blog!, Shae @ Hey Shae!, and Tiffany @ Breakfast at Tiffany's

Proximidade Blog Award
Received from: Carol @ She Lives.

I ♥ Your Blog Award
Received from: Web Betty @ The Web-Betty Funhouse

Blog Love Award
Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving...and Coping

Butterfly Blog Award
Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving...and Coping

Honest Scrap Blog Award

1/19/09, 9/27/09
Received from: Aria @ Aria's Ink & DG @ Diary of a Mad Bathroom

Cute's Blogger Award

Received from: Aria @ Aria's Ink

Triple Blog Award
Received from: Tim @ Breathing In.

Fabulous Blog Award
Received from: Shae @ Hey Shae!

Received from: UmmeAaiman @ The Mum Who'll Remain a Maverick

Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving...and Coping

3/19/09, 4/1/09
Received from: Kat @ Candles Crafts and Whatnot
from PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving and Coping

Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving and Coping

Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving and Coping

Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving and Coping

Received from: PinkLady @ Of Living and Loving and Coping

Kreativ Blogger Award

Received from: Max @ clarity2009

Thursday Thirteen Blogroll

Tawny Kitaen is the Cat Lady


oo much plastic surgery. She used to be gorgeous!

Custom Graphics by Angelika

Yeah...I'm sure there's a professional way to do this, but I am Angelika, so here goes:

At the suggestion of some online friends, I've decided to start accepting donations for my custom headers for blogs or websites.

1. I only accept paypal ($20 donation per header/project).
2. Payment must be received prior to me doing the header
3. You have to supply the custom images that you want used.

If you would like references, check out Badgals Radio and Rebecca Bradley Photography.

Here are the banners I made for them (Click to enlarge):
Badgals Banner by Angelika
Rebecca Bradley Photography by Angelika

I will also do custom 100x100 Entrecards or Buttons for $5.

Entrecard A1972-1Entrecard A1972-2Entrecard A1972-3Entrecard A1972-4

If you need a graphic of a different size, e-mail me (idunoh at yahoo dot com) and we can discuss it. :-)

Photo Hunt Blogroll

Who R U?

Feeling Paranoid


ho are you?

Do I really know you like that?Do I know you, or are you just curious.

If you're serious, and I already know you (as much as I can know an online person) then comment & I'll send you to the real wish list on Amazon. :-)

Networking Crap

Google PageRank <br />  Checker - Page Rank Calculator

Blog Directory & Search engine

Personal Blogs Blog Directory


Um, can anyone get this bitch to stop???

My Favorite Entrecard Blogs


ollowing is a list of my favorite Entrecard blogs.

If blogs haven't been updated in a month or so, they will be deleted.

1- By the Sea
2- The Freebie Reporter
4- BunGirl
5- New Dilemma
6- The Suss
7- Recycled Frockery
8- Cen's Loft
9- Wilbh81's Fun Place
10- Definitely Maybe
11- I Love/Hate America
12- A Network of Entertainment
13- Amy Oops
14- Home Remedies
15- Blazing Minds
16- Pregnant with Cancer
17- Journal of a Rock Angel
18- Joe Tech
19- Add Yours
20- Little Bits of Info
21- Confessions of an Organized Mess
23- From Pris to you
24- Black is Beautiful
25- Momspective
26- Mama ASID's Entrepod
27- My Musings and Stuff!
29- Gossip Avenue
30- It's a Woman's World!
31- News of the Weird and Unexplained
32- Sheepish Thoughts
33- On the Bricks
34- Luv a Bargain
35- In this Life of Ours
36- Mixed Metaphor
37- Aria'z Ink
38- Paperkraft
39- It was so much easier...
40- BadGals Sounds Off
41- Rebellious Arab Girl
42- Glendell's Art & Music
43- Superficial Gallery
44- Mariuca
45- Big Brother Insider
46- Widgets Lab
47 - Darnuth Keep
48- In my Kitchen
49- Motherwise Cracks
50- Ramblings of the Phat
51- Of Living and Loving
52- The Natural State Hawg
53- The Screaming Me Me
54- Skirmisher
55- Sassy Black Friend
56- SAHM Military Wife
57- I do things...
58- My Word
59- The Daily Planet
60- The Couch Potato
61- Homemade Hilarity
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Dear First Time Readers


ear Visitor,

If this is the first time you're visiting my blog, there are a few things you should know.
  • My name is Angelika, not ANGIE.

  • My son's name is Evan. He's 13 years old. I love him to pieces.

  • My mother is referred to as "Mommy Dearest" or MD.

  • I answer comments made on my posts ON MY BLOG. Also, I speak ENGLISH. Comments made in any language other than ENGLISH will be deleted. Go to Babelfish & have your Chinese comment translated if you want it posted here.

  • I have fulfilled my quota of memes for the decade. DO NOT TAG ME. I prefer stealing my memes.

  • To borrow a quote from Elle, "I plead adding color and pattern to the drab goings-on." The things I tell you about my life are 90% true and 10% "color & pattern". :-)

  • I will link to your blog if I like it, I'm done with the reciprocal links!

  • If you comment just to spam me or call me names, your IP Range will be blocked. I'm all for disagreements & whatnot, but not abuse because you're a loser with nothing else to do. If you don't like my blog...I don't really care. Go somewhere else.

Angelika Lexicon

Feeling Normal
here are words and phrases that I use occasionally that aren't real words, or have a different meaning than you might think. Words or phrases will be added as necessary.

Meaning: Male version of a punk ass, weak minded, cry-baby, over-sensitive, yellow bellied, wimpy person
Usage: That mitch started CRYING when I told him that only teenage girls like Justine Bieber!

Het Up
Meaning: Aggravated, or severely irritated
Usage: That woman who had 57 items in the 20 items or less aisle got me all het up!

Also known as an ellipses.
Usage: I usually do this when I'm thinking (in my head) "how stoopit!" or "isn't this ridiculous?" but I don't want to possibly offend a reader, LOL.

Dookie Braids
Meaning: Big fat braids that look like a turd rather than the skinny braids worn by Bo Derek in the movie "10". This explanation is for the non black people reading my blog because I think all black people know what a Dookie Braid is...
Origin: My SIL, I think? She used to braid my hair for me before I knew how to do it and she told me that Dookie Braids would take less time to do because they were bigger. (They also look bad faster, because they aren't as tight.)

Meaning: Teeth
Origin: My twisted mind?
Usage: Did you brush yo teefuss?

Meaning: Anyway
Origin: Madea
Usage: Entyway, I went to da sto.
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: Oh My Lord, Y'all. Used only on the internet.
Origin: My diseased brain because I felt I was using OMG too much.
Usage: OMLY, did you see that Octomom special? That chick is a fucking Remo!
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: Crazy or insane
Origin: I don't remember
Usage: That guy arguing with himself at high volume is clearly teched in the heyud.
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: Head
Origin: No idee.
Usage: Ahmoan buss you upside yo heyud. (I'm going to hit you in the head.)
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: I'm going to...
Origin: My southern neighbors
Usage: Ahmoan go to da sto (I'm going to go to the store.)
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: I'm about to...
Origin: My southern neighbors
Usage: I'm fiddnuh fix me some fried catfish.
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: A lot, so many I don't want to count.
Origin: Either MD or George W Bush, I don't remember.
Usage: Clean up your room! There are fiftyleven toys all in the floor for me to step on!
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: Toilet
Origin: All in the Family's Archie Bunker
Usage: Did you flush the terlet?
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: An adjective for a person who brings me joy because of their innocent or oblivious ignorance. A nice way of calling someone an idiot.
Origin: Rick & Bubba radio Show
Usage: OMG! I was trying to explain it to her, but she's so precious she didn't get it.

Meaning: A person who ticks me off with their ignorance.
Origin: My precious Southern neighbors.
Usage: That idjit stole my parking space!
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: Idea
Origin: My southern neighbors
Usage: I have no idee where my keys are.
Listen to pronounciation!

Meaning: A person who is oblivious. A way to call someone a Retarded Moron in public without the public knowing what you're saying.
Origin: My BFF
Usage: Evan,we've been coming to this store all your life. How can you not know where the milk is??? Remo!

Meaning: A person who, from their actions, can be described as "Retarded".
Origin: My BFF
Usage: Did you see that Tard? She's got her dog in her lap, a phone on her shoulder, and she just crossed 3 lanes of traffic!

Meaning: Stupid
Origin: My precious Southern neighbors.
Usage: Ali G is stoopit, but he cracks me up!
Listen to pronounciation!

I hate it for you.
Meaning: Deal with it.
Origin: My HS friends
Usage: Oh, you don't want to clean up your room (go to bed, eat your vegetables, STFU)? I hate it for you.

Disclaimer: The words/phrases on this page are words I use in real life. They are not intended to offend. If your knickers are in a twist over them, I hate it for you!

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