Most people think I'm a bitch.
I'm GREAT with that. I'd rather be a bitch than a door mat & a liar.
Person: Will you do me a favor?
Me: What is it?
Person: *shocked look* Most people just say yes.
Me: Why should I agree to something if I don't know the details?
Person: DAYUM. *Walks away having not asked the favor*
Why the hell would I just say "Yes, I'll do a favor for you." before I even hear the favor?
Anyway, the other day at football practice my cousin said "If you are ever feeling bad and you need me to take Evan to practice just call me."
Me - Well, there's a practice tomorrow and I can barely lift my left leg at all so it's a hassle trying to get down the front steps and into the car. So if you could bring him tomorrow, that would be great.
Her - Ok! *wide eyed "I just got my bluff called" look
A little history - Last year her son and Evan were on the same basketball team. I suggested that we alternate taking the kids to the practices so that every other time I didn't have to go, LOL. She said "GREAT." So I took the kids to the first practice. The second practice we waited until 5 minutes before the time and she never showed up. When I took Evan to practice, her son was already there.
What the fuck?
If you don't want to do it. Just say "no".
This is the same CRN who told me if I ever needed any help with anything, just let her know. She sees "Coochies & Asses" all day, so nothing embarasses her. This was after the bball practice situation. So whatever she says to me goes in one ear and out the other.
Anyway, yesterday I told Evan to roll down the windows in the car so it wouldn't be so hot when I had to take him to practice.
E - I thought Cousin was taking me.
Me - Silence
So we left and went to practice because, of course, she never showed up. Then we went to Wal-Mart. We saw them there. Evan said "Why didn't you pick me up for practice today?" She said "I didn't even know about it!"
Evan gave me "The Look". Which in our house means "Can you believe this bullshit?" I told him Thursday after she said that, that she'd never show up. I said "Remember when we were going to alternate taking you guys to basketball practice? She will not be here. I will be ready to take you tomorrow."
This is why I don't like to depend on anyone for anything. People say what they think you want to hear with no intention of following through.
Be honest enough to tell me you ain't gonna do shit for me up front. Then I won't be disappointed.
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