Wrong number...

I

was just catching up @ Cardiogirl's place when I saw a comment from JD @ I do things.

I must admit, I rarely read all the comments in the VIP lounge. I don't know why that one caught my eye. It was something like "Why do I feel the need to apolgize when someone calls me with the wrong #? I don't want to be rude to a perfect stranger."

*sigh*

This keyboard is pissing me OFF. I keep thinking I'm pressing "END" and it's backspace. Why the EFF does a keyboard need to change? I need the function keys. I need the numberpad or whatever you call it like a calculator. I like End, Delete, Home, Print Screen, and Tab. All this other crap? Couldn't care less. It's like learning to type all over again. It's so spaced out. It's giving me a headache.

I have found that it is really enjoyable to answer the phone with "Hey, bitch!"Anyway, back to the original subject that I was on before I accidentally hit "Home" instead of backspace.

It's MY phone. I pay the phone bill. I have it for MY convenience, not yours.

Do not call ME and say "Who is this?" If you don't know, you've obviously misdialed and your reaction should be "I'm sorry, I have the wrong #"

Do not call me and and expect me to help you figure out where you went wrong. I don't care. I don't even know you. I was probably watching TV or trying to nap when you interrupted me with your BS. I don't know what number you were trying to dial, I only know the number you reached.

Mine.

I have no problem hanging up on you mid-sentence.

And while we're at it, don't call me and act like you know me when you don't. I have caller ID. I know you don't know me because I don't know you.

I have found that it is really enjoyable to answer the phone with "Hey, bitch!" when it's a stranger's #. They usually hang up right away, LOL. Sometimes they stutter through an "Uh...sorry? Wrong number." before hanging up. I love it either way.

I just hope my grandmother doesn't call me from a pay phone, LOL.

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Now playing: Prince - How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore
via FoxyTunes

Is anybody a CSS whiz?

B

ecause this is what I see when I look at my blog:

Not cool.

I keep messing with the HTML, but it never looks right. It looked right on my old monitor (1024x768 resolution) but with this 1600x900 it's just all stretched out.

Any tips?

Butt cramps & a stiff back

Y

eah, you read that right.

I've spent the last...19 hours uploading music to iTunes. And of course, most of the CDs I have are old, so none of the info is online. I have to type in the title of every song.

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Now playing: Prince and the Revolution - The Beatiful Ones

It wasn't until I got up and my special leg wanted to freak out and my butt cheek started cramping that I thought "Maybe I shouldn't sit there so long".

So I took a xanax and went to sleep.

For about 3 hours!?!?!?

*sigh*

Anyway, I have all my Prince, George Michael, Billy Joel & Ray Charles uploaded. Now I have to upload the CDs I made for myself. That will take much longer because I have to listen to the freaking song to know what it is.

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Now playing: LMFAO - I'm In Miami Bitch

On the plus side, I AM impressed with the speed of this new computer.

My old computer was about 7 years old. And I had A LOT of shit on there that slowed it down. It used to take about 10 minutes to start up, so we left it on most of the time.

This loads in 2 minutes or something.

I just have to find the CD that came with the scanner so that I can hook that up. Of course it isn't with ALL THE OTHER INSTALLATION CDs I HAD IN THE DRAWER.

Grrrrrr.

I'm going to drug myself again.

Ta!
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Now playing: Monica - Angel of Mine

New Computer

I

am enjoying some things about this new computer.

Some things tick me off.

I don't like the keyboard. Keys like "End" "delete"
are in totally different places. Now I actually have to LOOK at the freaking keyboard to type.

And even though I have this ginormous new monitor, the colors are all off. It looks faded.

Not to mention that this is 1600 x 900 when my old one was 1264 x 768 (or something) so my blog looks WRONG.

And I had so many plugins on Paintshop Pro, I can't remember them all.

AND I have to re-upload ALL of my songs to iTunes.

It will be weeks (or months) before I feel like this thing is mine.

:-(

MD did enjoy being able to watch Al Green in widescreen, which is practically lifesize. I told her that I'd better not find lip prints on my monitor, LOL.

Did I mention that I hate Windows Vista?

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*cries*