My son is so sweet

Last night after Evan went to bed I had to use the bathroom.

There was a message on the mirror written in eyeliner.

"Mom, I love you, Evan"

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

He's so precious. :-)

House, MD

Did I tell you I'm SO OVER that asshole cop on House?

Well I am.

Enough already.

Yes, House is an addict. Yes, nobody seems to do anything about it.

But would House be House without the drugs?

No.

Obviously he can't get off the Vicodin so why the hell are they making us watch this shit with the cop freezing everybody's account and whatnot.

And yeah, I hate Wilson now more than ever.

I hope he gets testicular cancer.

Thanksgiving

So, I had Thanksgiving dinner at my mother's house.
1) So that I don't have to cook
2) I wasn't cooking anyway and it was free.

First, my grandmother.

Have I ever told you about her?

Wellllll, my mother is just like her mother. That should be enough info, LOL.

My grandmother always says shit to try to get people upset. When I was about 9 and we went down to AL to visit, she used to shove her fingernails under my fingernails just to see if I would scream. (She did this to all my cousins, it wasn't just me she abused.) Anyway, I never screamed so she got over the need to do it to me. (She broke her hip about 10 years ago jumping on my male cousin's back...no one knows why she did it...she's just crazy, I guess.)

Now that we're all older, she just says shit.

Like I have a cousin who's about 400 lbs. My grandmother asked if he ever got any exercise. His sister said "Yeah, when he gets up to go to the bathroom or the kitchen."

But that was ok. That was his sister that said that.

My grandmother said "Well, I can see he hasn't stopped going to the kitchen."

He just rolled his eyes and said "Here we go."

Those 2 (My aunt's children) have lived around my grandmother all their lives, so they are resigned to the fact that she's a nosy meddler. But they haven't realized yet that if they IGNORE HER, she won't continue to torture them.

To me she said "It must be nice being able to eat and not having to cook."

This was supposed to make me defensive or something. Like I should feel guilty going to my mother's house and eating food that I didn't help prepare.

I just said "Yep."

As she was leaving, she said "I'll see you next Thanksgiving!" which is a dig since I never go see her anymore. (I never go anywhere but wal-mart to get food and tp. It's a lot of trouble to drag my happy ass & the walker all over the geedee place and I've told her this before. She can SEE how much effort it takes for me to get around.)

I said "Ok!"

She also told me that the hat I knitted for her a few years ago was the only good present I've ever given to her. I said "I'm glad you like it."

????????

Sigh.

So my mother told EVERYBODY she only cooked for Evan. We had baked chicken (Which I hate. She does it with italian dressing or some shit. I've ALWAYS hated it.), Beef roast cooked in the crock pot, rolls, sweet potatoes with raisins & marshmallows (which I used to like but she added some freaky spice to it and it tasted like shit this time), mac & cheese and stuffing.

The stuffing was good. Homemade. She gave me most of the leftover dressing/stuffing. (Like 3 lbs, LOL.) I LOVE homemade cornbread dressing. That's basically all I had. That and cranberry sauce.

Anyway, I said "I KNOW she only cooked for Evan because there's a big ass pot of mac and cheese AND NO MASHED POTATOES EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS I'VE BEEN CRAVING THEM FOR 2 WEEKS!"

Later on she said "Oh, let me show you the new purse I got!"
I said "I know some people online who are crazy about purses. They go to outlet stores and stuff, post pics of their purses. But the thing you don't seem to realize that the only people who care about purses are the other people who spend that kind of money on purses. I got my purse at Wal-Mart for $12 and I'm happy with that. I don't care about your purse!"

LMAO!

She gave me the most evil look. But I didn't have to look at the gee dee purse!

OOOH! I can't wait for Christmas!

I created a new desktop

To use one of the 500 scrapsets I have.

















Now I shall go to bed. :-)

I am wide awake

I do not want to be.

I'm BORED.

For the past few weeks I've been uploading most of my Paintshop Pro tubes to 4shared. So I cleared a lot of space in my hard drive.

Then I got a whole bunch of new tubes, LOL. Totally defeated the purpose of getting a 4shared account.

But then I uploaded those too.

Now...I don't feel like making tags.
I don't feel like reading this particular second (even though "Gun Seller" is pretty funny and I WANT to know what happens)
I don't feel like watching the shit I taped.
I might feel like watching House Season 1.

I don't know.

I've done all the stuff that usually keeps me busy and I don't feel like doing it anymore.

I've listened to Blackstreet "Don't leave me" 20 times.

I have all these CDs that I don't listen to anymore because I'm always listening to my Itunes. Anyway, I rediscovered some songs that I'm imported to Itunes. LL Cool J "Phenomenon" and Doug E Fresh "The show".

Anyway...I WANT to lay down but I want to listen to the song too but I don't want to leave it playing on the pc because when I want it off I'll have to get up to turn it off and I don't want to listen to it on my shitty little boom box because it's shitty and it's too late to listen to it on my wall shaking stereo.

I have PMS.

I'm in such a bitchy mood.

Evan is getting taller.

I mean, I KNOW that, but when he can suddenly do things he couldn't do 3 months ago I'm like "DAMN! He's getting tall!"

I watched a whole bunch of new Hugh Laurie videos on YouTube. I mean, I've seen some of them before but now I can delete shit from Tivo. I was saving the late late show just for Hugh, and SNL. Now I can just watch them online. YAY!

I've been watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force lately. I don't know why. It's soooooooooooo stupid.

What is wrong with me?

But that reminds me that a new Squidbillies recorded tonight so I can watch that.

I want some cereal.

My fingers are cold.

My knee hurt really bad today. Like I wanted to cry bad. But I didn't. I just rubbed an ass load of aspercreme on it and put on the heating pad while I watched Celebrity Paranormal Experiment or whatever it is.

I want to do something like that. Because those people who do that shit act so scared. I can't believe it's really that scary. I want to know if I'd act like a punk bitch too.

The MEN on that show act more scared than the women.

They should be ashamed.

Ludacris was funny on SNL last night. I liked Dr. Archibald Bitchslap. I think the Bitchslap method would do wonders (and make me feel better) when dealing with the stupid motherfuckers who inhabit the earth.

If I knew I wouldn't go to jail, I'd use it all the time.

I wish there was a button I could push to mentally slap the fuck out of uuurrrybody in the world when they do, say, think something stupid.

But I'd spend all day pushing the button.

People are stupid.

Even with all these shows like Dateline and 20/20 that are exposing scams and shit, people still do idiotic stuff.

Why?

Natural selection needs to do a better job. All idiots should be sterilized. WHY do they keep having kids?

I want something to drink that will quench my thirst, isn't carbonated, is flavored.

I don't know what that is.

Maybe kool aid.

Sometimes I get thirsty and the only thing that makes me feel unthirstified is kool aid.

I don't want to make it.

I don't even know if I have any.

We were using those packets that you put it bottled water to flavor them but they don't have as many flavors as kool aid.

I want some green apple kool aid.

And a brownie.

I haven't had a brownie in a long time.

I know it's pms when I start craving brownies.

I shall not have any.

I think my anti depressant is making me gain weight.

Which means I'll have to switch.

This year I lost 2 dress sizes. I'm not going back up for anything! So I'll be a little more anti social and pissed off. Who cares?

Evan told me I need to get a boyfriend. I said "NO".

He wants someone to play catch with him. I will not because I don't like it AND I can't throw anymore. It's fucked up, LOL. I can look right at something and still go 2 feet to the left of the target when I throw.

Now my back is hurting.

And I have to P.

I hate that word.

Pee.

I don't know why. It's always sounded vulgar to me. I only started saying P in the last couple of years and I still feel ignant every time I do.

Urinate.
Evacuate the bladder.

Whatever.

I used to like Snoop Dogg. Those songs sound so dated. Some old rap songs hold up over time, some don't.

Like any music, really. You can love some songs when they first come out and then years later you're like "why did I ever like this song?"

It's not that bad with snoop. But I usually skip the old songs from Doggy Style.

Bye.

Evan's dream

So when I went upstairs this morning, Evan told me about his crazy dream.

I had a clone who was trying to kill him.

Apparently she looked just like me except she was "milk white".

Wait, let me ask Evan again.

"ok, there was this clone of my mother and ur uh I knew it was a clone because my mother was on the bed reading Gun Seller and the clone was paper white kind of like Dr. Seuss drawings and the clone kept throwing hard stuff at me and I got my mom's little walker and started jabbing the clone with it and it was at the bottom of the stairs and it threw something hard that hit my mom and she started laughing like there was something in the book that was funny and I was thinking 'you are retarded, can't you see that there is some Dr. Seuss thing trying to kill me?' And then it went at the top of the stairs and sat on a mushroom chair and then it said 'I'm going to make myself some cold pork rinds' and I'm thinking 'What are cold pork rinds?' and then I said 'Truce for now or forever?' the clone said 'For now' and we were going to shake hands then it tried to pull me up there and I started stabbing it with something and then I woke up."

Crazy, right?

As IF I'd let something try to kill my son while I sat there reading Hugh Laurie's book.

I don't love Hugh Laurie that much.

Interesting, but crazy.

This was my favorite skit from SNL

3 LBS

The new medical show.

The doctor is an ass. He's brilliant.

So basically this is House with surgery & minus the humor.

They even had the nerve to use a song that sounded like the House theme song in the pilot.

Stanley Tucci is nowhere near as sexy as Hugh Laurie. (Although I do like the bald head and the Persian look he has.)

It WILL be cancelled.

After they try to move it around to different time slots.

They should at least move it to Mondays or something so you see 3 lbs before you see House's case on Tuesday.

WTF.

I must hate it.

And so must you.

Don't watch it.

Especially if you have one of those Nielson boxes.

Thank you.

Concussion

I may or may not have one.

I don't know.

After I fell down the stairs (AGAIN) I didn't feel like going to the ER to sit for hours.

I have a lump on my head.

It hurts.

More today than yesterday.

And where I hit my head is the strangest of all.

You would think if you fall flat on your back, you would have the lump on the back of your head. This lump is halfway between my ear and the back of the head.

It hurts. Did I say that?

I know. I'll say it again too.

IT HURTS.

Hurts to laugh, hurts to sneeze, hurts to just sit here.

I was not online for 24 hours (at least) so you know it hurt, LOL.

I'm going back to bed.

I'm hot....

Did NOT have a joy joy day today

Yesterday I called my mother to tell her I wanted to ride with her when she went to vote. (Mom, Grandmother and I go together every time. But I still have to call and ask for a ride. WTF??)

She said she had to take my grandmother to the doctor and she had to go to the dentist. So it would probably be late before they went to vote.

I said "Ok, well Evan has plans after school and I have to pick him up so I'll just go vote then."

10:00 am she shows up. I hadn't taken a shower yet. So she waited in the car for me to throw on some clothes.

On the way back to the car which she parked 3 fucking feet from the curb (Too close for me to use the walker until I got up on the sidewalk but too far for me to just step up on the sidewalk) I stepped in a frigid puddle.

My pants were soaked halfway up my calf.

Whatever.

When I got home I REALLY had to go to the bathroom, so I didn't take my shoes off before I went upstairs. The shoes are biking shoes with little pegs on the bottom. They got stuck in the carpet and I fell up the stairs.

So I ripped my shoes off and got up the stairs before I could piss myself.

Fell down onto the toilet seat because Evan left his geedee towel in the floor after his shower and I tripped over it and the whole toilet seat broke off. (It's been loose for a while. I bought a new toilet seat but I can't get the screws out to put the new one on.)

That was fun.

Took a shower.

Slipped on the floor getting out of the shower.

*sigh*

Fell down and almost did the splits. (I didn't know I could still do that...)

Went to the bedroom to put on lotion and shit. Fell over MORE of Evan's shit in the floor. He acts like his toys and all the clothes he takes off before he goes to bed belong in MY room instead of HIS hamper.

Fell back flat on my head. But the carpet is thick, so it didn't hurt.

What hurt was crawling on my knees to the bed so that I could use it to pull myself up off the floor. It took 3 or 4 tries because my weak leg kept collapsing before I could get a grip on the bed and I'd slide back down to the floor.

Finally got up.

Now I hurt.

In my gut.

It's driving me crazy.

I don't even know why my stomach hurts. It's like cramping or something. Not diarrhea...just aching. I only had a piece of leftover pizza for dinner. That was hours ago. I took Pepto HOURS ago because I had heartburn before I even ate the pizza.

Yeah.

I had heartburn and ate the pizza anyway. I don't give a fuck. That's what pepto is for.

Why is it that when I have an awesome day, the next day FUCKING SUCKS!?!?!?

I'm going to lay down and re-watch tonight's House episode.

After I watch "The Unit" so I can forget it by the time I wake up tomorrow and not be able to discuss it with Track, LOL.

So of course

I had to tell all my online friends about my leg.

They made me cry, they're so happy for me. :-)

It's sooooooooooo good to be able to say something good about my health instead of telling about how shitty I feel all the time.

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

I'm going to fast walk up the stairs to the bathroom, LOL.

I feel like I have to go every 30 minutes! Now I don't have to try to remember everything I need to take upstairs at once! Maybe I can even go out by myself for a change!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got my left leg back!!!!!!!!!

For the past several months, my left leg has basically been something I had to drag behind me. Couldn't lift it AT ALL. So when I went up stairs I had to go up with the right leg and drag the left leg behind me.

It's why I had to get the walker with wheels. I couldn't carry the other walker and move my leg at the same time.

This morning I was asleep and dreaming. (Hugh and I were walking in some kind of cave and he was mad at me because he said I don't take care of myself...) But there was a spasm in my left leg. It kept happening. It pissed me off enough that I woke up and left Hugh, LOL.

I realized I was hot. I kicked the covers off of me with my left leg....

WHA???? It moved on it's own????

I woke up completely then. I kept raising my left leg off the mattress because I couldn't believe it. I thought I was still dreaming. So then I sat up because I had to go to the bathroom.

And I thought "As soon as I stand up and try to walk, I'll KNOW this is a dream because the fucking anchor that is my left leg will not move."

I high stepped to the stairs!!! My leg was coming about 2 inches off the ground (2 inches is high stepping when you haven't been able to do more than drag for months)

I sat on the toilet for the first time in weeks without feeling like I was going to fall!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I even came down the stairs like an adult, LOL. Not like a toddler who has to put one leg down and then bring the other leg to the same stair.

I was just walking (with my walker) around the living room.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The leg is still weak from months of inactivity (dur). And it shakes like a mofo if I stand up too long, but it's WORKING!

I have to get some ankle weights or something to work it & strengthen it up so I can put the geedee walker in the closet where it belongs.

I'm so happy!

I remembered what I wanted to say before. I keep forgetting I can move my leg on it's own now so I keep lifting it with my arm. Habit, LOL.

Yippie Skippie that I don't have to move my leg with my hand anymore!

I was watching ER

on TNT (the syndicated episodes) and in one of them, Carter sent some Sikh rap to the people in America . It's been on my mind ever since.

Plus whatever that song was on Inside Man.

I like the sound of indian music. Some of it. I'm by no means an expert.

Anyway, I went online and did a search for "Sikh rap" and Punjabi MC's name came up.

So I did a search specifically for him. He's worked with a lot of american rappers. So I heard one song he did with Jay Z. I'm sure it's not THE song I heard from ER, but it's close enough, LOL.

Now to amazon.com to search for Punjabi MC.

:-)

I love Hugh Laurie

Did I already tell you that?

I have NO desire to make any new tags right now. So I did what I always did when I loved The Rock. I made a new Hugh tag, LOL.

I was just messing around, though. By the time I was done I had no room to put my name.

*Sigh*

It will not be adoptable.




I had to cover up one of the "brushes". It said "If the medication works, can I be the way I was before? In control." It's more of a House tag than a Hugh tag. He doesn't impress me as someone who is addicted to narcotics, damaged & broken, etc.

I took a nap today.

While ABOFAL was on.

I can tell that Evan likes it because usually when I fall asleep he changes the channel or DVD and puts in something he wants to see. He never changes ABOFAL. Not even to see Drake & Josh or Spongebob.

I'm going to finish watching the 4 ALIASes that were on TNT last night.

See ya!

Ok

So I taped the SNL with Hugh Laurie.

I've watched 3 skits over and over again. The one with Maya Rudolph singing the national anthem, the dude running for senator of america, and the hospital sketch with Hugh & Kenan Thompson.

So of all the sketches with Hugh, I only liked the one. And that's because Kenan Thompson was fucking hilarious!

:-(

Anybody have that skit online so I can delete SNL from my Tivo?

Thanks.