Entrecard's New Feature

I mean, they added a few. But the one I like is "Drop Rank".



I've seen a few different ones.

Like: Consistent, regular dropper, casual, & the funniest one "A dedicated dropper with a hint of addiction".

LOL!

I'm surprised I don't have that one.

How many cards do you drop a day, Mandy? ;-)

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Listening to: Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own
via FoxyTunes

Maybe I should censor myself around Evan

So, Evan went to my mother's house for dinner.

I kind of freaked out for 5 seconds when he didn't get off of the bus after school, but I had forgotten that he was going over there.

Anyway, when she brought him home, this is the conversation.

Me - Did you do your homework at Nana's House?
E - Yes.
MD - That's the first thing I told him when he got to my house. "Do your homework." You need to take your son to Wal mart.
Me - Why?
E - I need a composition notebook.
Me - How long have you known about this?
MD - *Giggles*
E - I've known about it since Wednesday, but I forgot.
Me - Go look in your room and see if you have any (because I buy a whole lot of shit at the before school sales)
E - I only have spiral. We can't have spiral.
Me - Why?
MD - That's what I asked!
E - I don't know? Because the Science teacher hates us?

So I put on some clothes.

Me - Do you want to watch Al while we're gone?
MD - I guess. Even though I just watched him yesterday.
Me - Evan, get the computer ready so Nana can watch Al.

I'm putting on my shoes

MD - Hurry up and get out!!!
E - You're telling US to get out of OUR house?
Me - She wants to be alone so she can watch Al.
E - *Whispers to me* I hope she doesn't masturbate.
MD - What did he say???
Me - Go get in the car.
MD - I want to know what he said!!!
Me - I'll tell you after he's in the car & safe from you.

So I told her & she laughed.

Then said "Tell him I'm going to beat him."

But I can't believe some of the shit he says. He got it from me, but I just hope he doesn't do it in public, LOL.

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Listening to: Janet Jackson - Escapade
via FoxyTunes

The Oprah Sarcophagus

I saw this on another blog. It brought me joy. Because I'm sure Oprah is hating this.

LMFAO!

Read the story here.


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Listening to: DMX - Whats My Name
via FoxyTunes

Entrecard Link Love

See the post on my other blog. :-)

OH! I forgot to add this to the other page.



When I'm in the mood to earn some EC Credits, I always stop by this page.

Thank you for doing all of that work of compiling the list of Entrecarders who have their widget ABOVE the fold so we don't have to search for it! :-)

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Listening to: Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Starting Something
via FoxyTunes

Entrecard Link Love

Top Card Droppers (In Order)



Best Advertising (50+ clicks - In Order)




Best Advertising (Best Value for EC spent - $2 or more)



EC Blogs I visit Every Day (In no particular order)





I didn't go to 10 on all of the lists just because some of the people would have a card in every category, LOL. And I think this page will already take long enough to load for my readers who might still be in the dark ages & using dial up... And I'm lazy.

:-)


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Listening to: Sara Bareilles - Love Song
via FoxyTunes

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Listening to: Destiny's Child - BootyLicious
via FoxyTunes

YAY!! & Random thoughts

Yay!
I got 200 Entrecard Credits today.

100 from Bebo Author just for commenting. (I knew adding my $.02 would pay off one day!)

100 from jDonuts for winning a Link Love contest. (I'd forgotten all about that, LOL.)

Random
Halle Berry needs to change the spelling of her name.
As I was shaking the dew off my lily, I started wondering why so many people call her Holly.

Me *in my head* - It's spelled H-A-L-L-E. So it should be pronounced Hal-lee.

Walking downstairs to get online

Me *in my head* - OH! It's spelled like Hall with an E at the end of it. Obviously, no one would name their daughter Hall...but maybe that's why people call her Holly. Because they refuse to believe that she actually knows how to pronounce her own name.

Just to clarify. I do not like Halle Berry. I think she's a victim. I think she enjoys being a victim or she wouldn't be one so often. BUT it really drives me crazy when people mispronounce her name.

So, to encourage her to change her name to Halee or Glenda the Good Witch, I'll be changing my name to it's original African spelling.

Ungayleekuh.

Not really.

Ew, LOL.

Also Random
Does anybody know WTF Ms. Jackson is saying in Feedback? This is the first time I've listened to a song for this long and still not known all of the words.

It's crazy.

Dear Ms. Jackson,

When you are singing a song, your enunciation should be as defined as your abs. It is very irritating for your fans to love your song to death and not be able to sing along. (The fact that my singing sounds like a cat being tortured is not important....)

Please take some diction lessons.

Sincerely,
Ungayleekuh

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Listening to: Janet Jackson - Feedback
via FoxyTunes

Thursday Challenge - 1/30/08

Today's theme is Black. So that's Evan in a BLACK t-shirt.

You know, I keep getting "reminders" about the "next" theme. But I get them before the current theme has even been up???

Whatever, man. I suppose this can go in the "Nature" theme too.

WHYYYYYYYYY?

You know I love House, MD.

You know I love my DVR.

Fucking Fox has decided to air a new episode of House immediately after the superbowl.

??????????

The people playing the fucking Super Bowl don't even know what time it will be over.

I looked on the schedule. So far, the episode that's playing on Sunday isn't scheduled to be repeated on USA.

Which means instead of doing whatever the hell I want to do on Sunday, I'll have to keep clicking back to Fucking Fox to see if the goddamned super bowl is over and if House is airing.

WHY are they showing a NEW episode of House on Sunday?

Why don't they just air it on Tuesday & then they can air the last new episode the week after the super bowl.

God. I hate the networks. I hate the writer's strike (I'm already having to put up with an abbreviated season...). I hate the super bowl.

Cocksuckingsonsofbitches.

On a more positive note, my favorite part of last night's new episode of House was when House & Wilson were walking down the hall.

House - Where are we going?
Wilson - Nowhere. I just know it hurts you.

HA!!!!!!

I don't like Wilson, but sometimes he makes me laugh out loud. :-)

Autoplay Music on Blogs

Opinion Polls & Market Research

You can read my opinion on this.

I have had a sucky day. (Backed into a car, but the guy was nice. He even said he liked my hair...) I'm on the rag. Some other crap that I don't remember, but I am NOT in the MOOD to go through the rant all over again.

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Listening to: Chris Brown Ft. T Pain - Kiss Kiss
via FoxyTunes

I read this blog every day

jDonuts Jokes. But this is the first post that not only made me laugh out loud, but also gave me the hiccups.

READ IT!

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Listening to: Janet Jackson - Feedback
via FoxyTunes

How do you know when you have OCD?

I don't think I do...

Not much anyway.

But the other day I was eating some of those Chocolate pomegranate thingees. I had 6.

Evan got 1. (ONE??? WTF?)

Me - Get another one!
E - I thought you really liked those
Me - Dude. I had 6 of them. I wanted to eat all 6 of them. Now you took one. I'm not eating 5!!!!! Get another one so it will be even.
E - Why don't you just get another one out of the bag?
Me - Why don't you just jump up my butt? GET ANOTHER ONE OR GIVE THAT BACK!

So he got another one.

While looking at me like I'm a dee deedee.

I don't think I have OCD. Do you?

Blog Review - Media Morgue

I like this blog! I've seen it before, but this is the first time I've actually stopped to read it, LOL.

I found out that NKOTB are planning to reunite... Whatever.

I also read his review for Untraceable. I was going to see this movie when it came out on DVD. But based on his review (he gave it a 'C') I'll just wait for it to show up on TNT or something. I'm glad I won't be wasting my money to see it if it's only going to be "blah".

The author of the blog is a little "snarky" (I like that.) He has openings for writers. On his "Working in the Morgue" page he says:

In short, I am looking for people that can be an asshole in 500 words or less.

If I wasn't so sweet & nice, I might apply, LOL.

I'll definitely be stopping by this blog more often. :-)

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I have another blog

Yeah.

I blame YOU. And Blogger. And everyone who isn't me.

;-p

Really, I just don't like having 53 Stupid Blog Quizzes as the first thing someone sees when they come to my site for the first time.

So I'm going to put all of the Stupid Blog Quizzes & some of the youtube videos on the other blog from now on.

Plus I was itching to change my template again....

You know how that goes.

I change it, don't like it, change it to something else, something screws up, yada yada.

So I'll mess with that blog when I feel the urge to experiment, LOL.

LMFAO!

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$4840.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Could I survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

62%

Ummm...no

What Flava Flav Girl Are You? Bootz you are crazy, loud, outrageous and sexxii. Also very argumentative and always get your way! Myspace Quizzes

For one thing, I'm not loud. For another, I'm not 12...

I don't even know why I took that test, LOL. I wouldn't want to be like any of those whores.

You suck at Photoshop Pt. 2

You suck at Photoshop

One of the Peeps @ JJHF gave us the link for this.

Dude has a whole "Damn Channel".



He does NOT suck at Photoshop, BTW.

The other videos are on my other blog. Or you can go to his Damn Channel & look at all the other stuff he has there. :-)

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Listening to: Janet Jackson - Escapade
via FoxyTunes

But I'm allergic to Bananas

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes. And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything! You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

What Type of Fruit Are You?

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Listening to: Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder
via FoxyTunes

Quizzes - 1/28/08

What Horror Movie Villain Are You? Pennywise (It) You're a mystery. You show up at random times and inhabit the deepest, darkest fears of whoever you are pursuing. You are cunning and secretive to the point that most people don't even think that you have a dark side to you. You're unassuming and sly, perfect for whatever deeds you have planned. Instead of terrorizing anyone you can, you could use your talents as a secret spy. Why not? Television-Movies Quizzes

HA! I got a character from a Stephen King book. Cool! :-)

Which Jackass Guy Are You? Johnny Knoxville Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls Television-Movies Quizzes ---------------- Listening to: Diddy - Special Feeling (Feat. Mika Lett) via FoxyTunesing to: Diddy - Special Feeling (Feat. Mika Lett) via FoxyTunes

Johnny Knoxville has nice lips...



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Listening to: Janet Jackson - It's All For You
via FoxyTunes