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Thursday, November 13, 2014

RANDOM FOAD TMI THURSDAY post

a. JFC! I cannot wait 4 allergy season to be OVAH! For at least the past 1.5 months, I can't hordly see! At first I assumed it was cuz I broke my 60' TV & had to go back 2 the smaller 42' Television. I also KNOW I need new glasses since these are at least 2 years old & in recent months I've had to lift my glasses (or give Patent Pending "Omah side eye") to be able to see smaller writing. I REFUSE TO GET BIFOCALS unless my vision insurance pays for the MAJORITY of it! 

But I kept forgetting that I kept waking up with eye muc- fuck it, I tried to be adult about it and use the proper word, but that ain't no fun! - eye boogers so I got some allergy eyes EYE drops (it lasts for 12 hrs) but unless I actually SEE the mucus, I forget to use them.

Monday, November 04, 2013

I stole this from my son's Facebook wall

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92 Truths. You can tell I'm bored.
Nov 4, 2013

NAME: Angelika
AGE: 41
BIRTHDATE: Oct 10
PRESENT ADDRESS: NOYFB

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Rules (To do this, go to "notes" under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people in the right hand corner of the app then click publish. cuz u cudnt have figured that out...)

WHAT WAS YOUR: 
1. last beverage = water + Peach Bellini Mio
2. last phone call = Katherine B.
3. last txt message = Don't remember. Don't feel like checking.
4. last song listened to: Why don't you ♥ me by Beyonce
5. last time you cried: Don't remember

HAVE YOU EVER: 
6. dated someone twice = Nope.
7. been cheated on = Not to my knowledge
8.kissed someone and regretted it?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS Some people have NO SKILLS or slobber too much...
9. lost someone special = Define 'special' My dad died when I was 15. I have "lost" several friends through their stupidity or my lack of having an actual address book.
10. been depressed?: More times than I can remember.
11. been drunk and threw up = Yes

FIRST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 
12. Red
13. Black
14. Purple

YEAR (2013), HAVE YOU: 
15. Made a new friend = I don't remember!
16. Fallen out of love = No.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you = No
19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes & true "FAMILY".
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Nope. Mainly because I don't give a FUCK!
21.kissed anyone on your FB friends list = Kissed like family? Yes.

GENERAL: 
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? = 50?
24. Do you have any pets = No.
25. Do you want to change your name = No
26. what did you do for your last birthday = I don't remember. Look at my FB wall, LOL.
27. what time did you wake up today = Haven't been to sleep yet...
28.What were you doing at midnight last night = Playing Farmville 2
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = My PCH $7,000/wk winnings to start rolling in.
30.last time you saw your Mother = LMFAO! September?
31.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I'd have lost weight in my 20s when I could still work out instead of waiting until I was 39 & disabled to start trying, LOL.
32. What are you listening to right now = Supernatural on TNT
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Probably
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = my neck, my back, my cold fingers, my lack of sleep.
35. Most visited webpage = Farmville 2
38. Relationship Status = Single
39. Zodiac sign = Libra
40. He or She = I am a she.
41. Elementary/Middle = Largo, Maryland.
42. High School = MD & AL.
43. College = U of A - Tuscaloosa.
44. Hair color = 01B
45. Long or short = Short
47. Do you have a crush on someone?= Not IRL
49. Piercings = 2 in each ear
50. Tattoos = Not yet.
51. Righty or lefty = Southpaw

FIRSTS : 

52. First surgery = None, thank God! Oh! I had surgery on my legs when I was a baby, maybe? I know there are pictures of me with casts on...
53. First piercing = When I was a baby
54. First best friend = Laura Bredeck is the first one I remember. I was 13ish.
55. First sport you joined = softball.
56. First vacation = I don't effing remember that shit!
57. First pair of trainers = They're called sneakers in America, whatever cheap ass shit my mother bought me at K-mart.

RIGHT NOW: 
59. Eating = Nothing
60. Drinking = There's some water close, but i haven't had any in a while.
61. I'm about to = Answer the rest of these questions.
62. Listening to = I done already done said I was listening to Supernatural...
63. Waiting for = Post Dr Appt & getting my meds so I can get some GeeDee sleep!

FUTURE : 
64. Want kids? = NOT NO MO than the 1 I have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 65. Get Married? = Probably not
66.Career? = Wealthy Retiree

WHICH IS BETTER : 
67. Lips or eyes = Lips.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs hurt me, kisses don't.
69. Shorter or taller = Taller
70. Older or Younger = What? Me? My son? My future lover? Older, older &  within 10 years either way 71. Romantic or spontaneous = Nope
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Arms.
73. Sensitive or loud = Taciturn & Quiet
74. Hook-up or relationship = Hook up!!!!!!!!!!!!
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = IDC as long as I DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE!!!

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Yep. He ambushed me! But it was my 1st GOOD kiss!
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes. Vodka is my friend.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Contacts, yes. Glasses, not for long.
79. Sex on first date = It's a must because if it's bad there's no need to waste my time on a second date.
80. Broken someone's heart: = Probably
81. Had your own heart broken = Not by a lover/SO.
82. Been arrested = No.
84. Cried when someone died = Not for years afterward.
85. Fallen for a friend = Unfortunately.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
86. Yourself = Yes
87. Miracles = Oui
88. Love at first sight = Si
89. Heaven = Aye
90. Santa Claus = Yes, I done seent him when I was 5ish in my house with my brother although he doesn't remember.
91. Kiss on the first date = MUST.
92. Angels = They watch over me, I block that out when I masturbate though...

92 Truths About Me
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Monday, September 09, 2013

Just so happy my wecam is working...

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T

hat I made 2 stoopid short videos "Seinfeld Style" (about nothing, get it? I just made it up! But you can use it if you want to!)



Limerick Eyes Limerick Off This is my first time doing this meme. I chose to start with "A fellow was feasting his eyes…"

A fellow was feasting his eyes
On a very delicious surprise
A platter of bacon made into a pie
So big he would surely die.

??? I suck, LOL. I've always HATED poetry & I thought limericks were supposed to be dirty? I can do dirty! ;-p

Got a response from Madeline ( the host of the Meme - and with her permission, I'm posting it here:

Thanks for participating in this week's Limerick-Off. I just wanted to let you know that your limerick got off to a good start through the word bacon. But then your limerick form went astray. So I edited it for you to show you an example of a proper limerick using your material. I hope it helps and I hope to see you again in future limerick challenges.

A fellow was feasting his eyes
On a very delicious surprise
A platter of bacon
Was his for the takin'
But was likely to cause his demise.

So much better, right? Just call me "Jelly Face"! ;-)

Weekend Q&A

What tv show is your current guilty pleasure?
I don't remember, LOL. There is 1 show I'm so ashamed to admit that I watch that I won't even post it on GetGlue, LOL

Oh! Occasionally I'll record E! News or Access Hollywood or Extra if there is a salacious story on. It's guilty because I 'preach" that people are obsessed with celebrity & here I am watching to see why Khloe Kardashian went on a twitter rant, LOL.

What is the funniest thing you've ever been told by a child (Age 12 & Under)?

Curious as a Cat

1) What is your most favorite pair of shoes ever? Explain.
It was a pair of platform black suede sandals. They were dressy enough for work, they were comfortable & THEY MADE ME TALLER! This was back in the 90s, obviously. Back when I still worked AND could wear heels without fear of breaking my neck.

2) If faced with it, could you rescue someone you didn't know, even if it put your life in peril to do so?
It would depend on the situation. Swimming? Sure! My body is a flotation device AND I'm not obviously disabled underwater. :-) Other than that, I can't say I would, I'd probably do more harm than good. :-(

3) If there were a holiday in your honor what would it celebrate?
How flipping AWESOME I am, duh!

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

When The Boy was a tot, we were in my other home (Wal-Mart) and he pinched one of those cacti that look soft & fluffy. !!!!!! It was hell trying to get all of those little spines out of his wittle fingers. But he never had to be told not to touch a cactus again!

Myay, that's all 4 now!

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Monday, June 10, 2013

Monday Monday MONDAY!

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Thursday, May 23, 2013

I'se Cold

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Monday, May 06, 2013

What I done did 2day

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Saturday, May 04, 2013

Krystal Essence & birthdays

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Can I Buy Cigarettes with my EBT card?

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Glozell's video: Can I buy my weave with my EBT card?
My GROSS FOOT!

Do not scroll down if you don't want to see!




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Monday, January 07, 2013

Da Docta & I blame Mommy Dearest

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Friday, January 04, 2013

3 Day Experiment - Day 1

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Do YOU think about the world you're leaving behind for your grandchildren? Do you want grandchildren? Do you want children? Do you H8 kids like I do?

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