Periocic Rant

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Snowing & Flowing

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I Crack ME up! & Tweeps PISS ME OFF!

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Rampant manic insomnia

My Favorite tweets from myself over the past 48-2 hours.

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Fuck it, I'm too tired to show you how hilarious I think I am when sleep deprived...

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10 Signs that you need a new anti-depressant

1. You use the word "FUCK" 100 times more than usual


2. Everybody gets on your nerves


3. Everyone suddenly seems more stupid than usual


4. You become more of a Hater than usual


5. Commercials make you freak the fuck out


6. It pisses you off that they advertise shows 1 month in advance of the premier


7. You can't wait for 12/21/11 & hope the Mayans were right


8. You wish you could afford boarding school for your child


9. You KNOW it's PMS but you're still bitchy to everyone


10. You buy actual cigarettes instead of using your electronic ones because you FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT!

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Now playing: M.O.B. - I Hate You So Much Right Now

Mother's Day & Aunt Flo

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have no idea how I feel right now.

As you know, I am currently dealing with my hated Aunt Flo. Which means that one minute I'm pissed the eff off and the next minute I'm ready to cry.

There's some commercial on TV. I don't remember the product or even the industry. I just know it's a black family and the mom looks back at her baby and says "Honey Bunny" and the baby grins her toothless grin. I keep rewinding that.

NO, I DON'T WANT A BABY.

But I have been thinking about when Evan was a baby.
"This Mother's Day...I did the laundry."
When he was about 6 months old and we went for a ride with the windows down and he was cracking up when the wind was going through his hair.

He was such a good baby. Always happy. Never really cried. On my first Mother's Day, MD and I took him to a veddy fancy restaurant (the hospital gave me a free meal for 2 on Mother's Day). I know when I walked in with a 5 month old, everyone was thinking "Oh shit. That kid is going to be crying and ruin our day."

But he didn't. He just sat there looking around.

This Mother's Day...I did the laundry. My formerly precious bundle of joy was bugging the shit out of me to go outside and play with his cousin.

Me - Dude, it's Mother's Day. I'm sure he has plans with his mother and grandmother.
He - *sigh* Ok.

I didn't even get a kiss or a hug.

I did take him to MD's house so that we could give her our cards and the houseplant that I got for her. She was on her way to church so we didn't have to stay.

He gave her a hug. Effing suck-up that he is.

Whatever, man. I hate my period and it sucks that I was on it yesterday. :-(

That is all.

Song of the Week - 7/7/08

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his week's song is "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool.

Because I'm PMSing. (Read: Pissed the EFF OFF about everything.)

I have decided that since I can't afford the Anti-depressant that I really LOVE and the one that I'm on still has me feeling like I'm in a constant state of pissosity (even before the PMS) that I will call the Dr and get it doubled.

I've had a stronger dose before. So it shouldn't be a problem.

*sigh*

Fucking hormones.

God is definitely a man. And He hates women. Or he would have made MEN bleed from their penis every month for 5 days. And feel bloated. And have lower back pain.

*cries*