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Lawd Jesus, we about to die!

http://youtu.be/-hb-pQihk9k - Thunder FanVid. Song starts at 0:27

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Tornado Warnings & Hand Numbness

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Snowing & Flowing

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Effing weather!

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o everyone ELSE in the world is getting snow & shit. We've had 2 or 3 weeks of rain & 60+ degree weather.

AND, I can video myself but neither of my microphones are working so I'm irritated to say the least.

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School is delayed 3 hours

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ut due to an unfortunate series of events (sleeping until 2pm & then unable to stay awake @ 6pm for a couple of hours) I am unable to sleep NOW in spite of my Xanax, benadryl, Ambien, OTC sleeping medication cocktail. And why the hell was I sweating like I'd just done some cardio even though I only had a sheet over me & it's 25 degrees outside?

So, here are more random questions for you to answer in the comments section or on your blog with a link back to this post.

1. How do you think you would react if one of your parents told you they wanted to have a sex change?


2. Do you remember your dreams?


3. IF you had a band, what would it be called?


4. If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you bought?


5. Is Prince a genius?

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Now playing: Prince - Billy Jack Bitch


6. Fuck, Marry or Kill: Ice Cube, The Old Spice Man, Kid Rock


7. What's the one thing you wish the opposite sex knew about your sex? In general. For example, when I was dating my first serious BF, I used to ask him all the time what he was thinking. One day he said "I'll tell you, but you can NEVER ask me that question again." He told me. It was something so stupid I could not believe I was sleeping with the dude. Then he said "THAT'S why men hate that question! Because we're usually thinking something stupid and we don't want to see that look on your face!" I've never asked that question of a man since, LOL.


8. Fuck, Marry or Kill: Lady Gaga, Nikki Minaj, Taylor Swift


9. Do you believe in Angels & Demons, God & Lucifer?


10. If you grew up in a religious household, are you still observant? Why or why not?


11. Do you get "vibes" from people right off the bat, and your initial impression usually right or wrong?

Dear God, we need to talk

I

know I asked you not to have it snow anymore this school year because I've had enough "together" time with my fucking pain in the ass know it all eats like each meal is his last meal wonderful teen. I have the proof right here ▼



So, since I heard that it might snow again FRIDAY MORNING and again on Monday, I am left to assume that you are not on Twitter.

So I will say it again.

Dear God,
Please do not let it snow anymore this school year. This is the first time in several years that The Boy has actually enjoyed school and he doesn't like to miss it. And I don't think there's enough xanax in the world to make me not want to choke the living shit out of him take some Excedrin Migraine every 4 hours. Which will keep me up for only You know how long, not to mention you know I have that caffeine allergy to deal with which could bring on another panic attack & make me more irritable than I normally am.

So PLEASE, don't let it snow. At all. You know these people around here close school if there's even a threat of snow.

I can't take any more, God.

Please talk to Mother Nature and have this settled before Friday.

I'm ok with and inch that doesn't stick from Friday @ 3:30pm until Sunday @ 3:30 pm.

In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.

Well SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

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uess what happened to me today.

So I was driving to the doctor because I changed my Medicare Part D prescription plan and I need new prescriptions & refills from Wal-Mart.

I had thought that they would have salted the fucking roads yesterday.

But NO.

So I'm driving to the doc trying to stay on the clear part of the lanes. Hit a big patch of slush and just started turning. I did a 360. I did try to turn my wheel to the right because the drop off on the left would have totaled my piece of shit. So I just ended up in a ditch.



I think I'm at about a 75 degree angle facing downhill in this picture. The only reason I didn't break my fucking nose on the steering wheel is because I was wearing my seatbelt and it locked up. (YAY!)

So some people saw me & called the cops. The cop called a wrecker. I called my mother to get my uncle's number for his recommended body shop and had my car towed there. Hopefully it's just the "tie rod" (with these southern accents I'm never sure what ppl say).

Someone needs to send me some milk & some Oriental flavored ramen for Evan to eat because I have no effing idea when I'll get my car back.

But on the positive side, I am perfectly fine. I was wearing a thermacare heatwrap on my back on my way to the doc so I stayed nice & warm, LOL. I did call the doctor & ask if they could just call Wal-mart & have my prescriptions there for me. I just wasn't able to get my damned steroid shot. :-(

The officer who drove me home was a silver fox. SERIOUSLY. I think I jizzed in my pants. But then he started talking about his fucking WIFE. :-(

But he was nice. Offered me his arm when I was walking on the road & when he brought me back home. Too bad he's married. *sigh*

Today was an eventful day.

I could have done without all the excitement. I'm glad I was medicated BEFORE I drove or I might have had another panic attack.

It could have been worse, though. Since it wasn't, I owe a big Thank You to Baby Jesus. :-)