Snowing & Flowing

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Well SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

G

uess what happened to me today.

So I was driving to the doctor because I changed my Medicare Part D prescription plan and I need new prescriptions & refills from Wal-Mart.

I had thought that they would have salted the fucking roads yesterday.

But NO.

So I'm driving to the doc trying to stay on the clear part of the lanes. Hit a big patch of slush and just started turning. I did a 360. I did try to turn my wheel to the right because the drop off on the left would have totaled my piece of shit. So I just ended up in a ditch.



I think I'm at about a 75 degree angle facing downhill in this picture. The only reason I didn't break my fucking nose on the steering wheel is because I was wearing my seatbelt and it locked up. (YAY!)

So some people saw me & called the cops. The cop called a wrecker. I called my mother to get my uncle's number for his recommended body shop and had my car towed there. Hopefully it's just the "tie rod" (with these southern accents I'm never sure what ppl say).

Someone needs to send me some milk & some Oriental flavored ramen for Evan to eat because I have no effing idea when I'll get my car back.

But on the positive side, I am perfectly fine. I was wearing a thermacare heatwrap on my back on my way to the doc so I stayed nice & warm, LOL. I did call the doctor & ask if they could just call Wal-mart & have my prescriptions there for me. I just wasn't able to get my damned steroid shot. :-(

The officer who drove me home was a silver fox. SERIOUSLY. I think I jizzed in my pants. But then he started talking about his fucking WIFE. :-(

But he was nice. Offered me his arm when I was walking on the road & when he brought me back home. Too bad he's married. *sigh*

Today was an eventful day.

I could have done without all the excitement. I'm glad I was medicated BEFORE I drove or I might have had another panic attack.

It could have been worse, though. Since it wasn't, I owe a big Thank You to Baby Jesus. :-)

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W

e usually do the laundry @ 3ish on Sunday. (3ish on Monday if I feel like shit Sunday & can't convince MD to do Evan's laundry, LOL.)

Today it was snowing @ noon so we went to do it early. I mean, I expected it to melt or stop snowing immediately because this is the south and we rarely get more than 1 inch that sticks. But I really wanted to take a nap RIGHT THEN and I knew if I didn't go then I wouldn't go at all.

Anyway, we did the laundry. I fell asleep twice in the car while we were waiting for it to wash & dry the stuff. Evan kept waking me up.

Me - WHY do you insist on waking me up?
E - Because you're driving.
Me - I'm not driving NOW. Worry about me falling asleep with I'm actually driving on the actual road!

Came home, TOOK A NAP *gasp* and when I woke up, Evan was upstairs but there was a note on the remote saying "There's no school tomorrow."

And there isn't.

It's still sticking.

Wind is blowing like crazy.

It's like a real, proper snow storm going on.

Wheeeeeeee!

The pictures are from noon. Now it's too dark for me to take pics with my crappy cell phone, you'll just have to trust me that it's, like, sticking and shit. But you can see more here on my local news station's website. :-)

No idea why I'm so excited. Normally if ANYTHING closes school down I'm pissed the eff off, LOL.

Must be my new med regime, LOL.

OH YEAH!

So when we went to the laundromat (that has one handicapped parking space) I noticed a red car parked there & 2 Mexican dudes talking right beside it. I rolled down my window

Me - Excuse me, do you have a handicapped tag or placard?
Dudes - *speaking Spanish*
Me - Whatever, you need to move your car now.

And they did.

And I didn't get mad when they started talking and laughing in Spanish even though I recognized the words "chica" & "loca", so I assume they were calling me a crazy girl.

I don't care, LOL.

They moved and I got to park in MY parking space. :-)

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