Today's (Dec 6-7) saga of Insomnia

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nd delirium.

Part 1 - Family Members
Part 2 - Yes, I have managed to stay awake
Part 3 - Epiphany
Part 4 - Oh, One More Thing

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Oh, one more thing

W

e hate the new 26" tv I bought on Friday of last week.

It's a Vizio. It was on sale.

I'll be taking it back before Christmas & getting a brand I've heard of. MD has a Sanyo & a Sharp HDTV & we like the way those look.

On this Vizio that I have, blonde people look like they have orange hair. So I change it and then white people have gray lips. Basically the color is ALL FUCKED UP no matter how much I mess with it.

I'm already OCD. I can't live like this. I get shit to look right on one channel & then it's all screwed up again on the next channel.

AND it's so damned QUIET! I have both the DVR & TV volumes up all the way when the heat comes on.

I hate this bitch!

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ॐ EPIPHANY ॐ

T

he reason I can only get 4-6 hours of sleep at a time is because all of the concoctions I mix up to get to sleep say "take every 4-6 hours". Benadryl, Motion Sickness Tabs, etc.

Deep down I don't want to end up like Heath Ledger, so I don't use things that say "once a day" or "Not to exceed 2 pills in 24 hours" Glad I got 4 hours of sleep that allowed me to get that one!

I was also clearly able to think about what I need to take with us today, like drinks for both of us, a blanket for Evan, headphones for my ipod, yarn to make the hat my grandmother specifically requested for Christmas, yadaa yadaa.

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

So I will be on this computer for another 1.5 hours and then take another 4 hour cocktail (different OTC meds from the ones I took @ 11 pm). I'll be plenty rested for today's driving & sitting marathon. ☺

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Yes, I have managed to stay awake

It is 21 hours & 24 minutes.

I took ONE Excedrin Migraine with caffeine @ 3:30, so I hope I am able to stay awake until at least 10 tonight.

Anyway

I went & paid my electric bill IN PERSON.
Paid my cable bill IN PERSON & dropped off some canned food so I got 2 $.01 OnDemand movies. Wheeeeeeee.
Went & shopped for sponges.

WALKED ALL OVER FUCKING CREATION.

My hips already hurt.

Did I tell you this?

Hips, knees, back. All hurting.

Anyway, I was walking like a drunk bitch. I'm so lucky I didn't fall.

While I was driving I kept seeing shadows in the back seat. Freaking me out.

I narrowly avoided clipping some woman's car when I decided at the last minute to switch lanes and my blinkers don't work (another reason I'll be driving MD's car.) Around here I just roll down the window & do the hand signals, but half the fuckers here don't use blinkers anyway so I don't draw particular attention by turning without signaling. But in the city I will need blinkers & shit.

What else?

U don't remenber.

My hips hurt so bad.

Did I tell you the other day I woke up and my legs were up like I was getting a pap smear?

??????????????????

In my fucking sleep I'm spreading and opening wide? I wonder what I was dreaming about, LOL. Either having sex or having a baby, I guess.

Cat sent me an x-mas card. Wheeeeeeeeeee! I'd totally forgotten about Christmas cards until today. HA!

But I did get some snazzy new address labels from my insurance company, and I still have 30014 Forever Stamps. I just have to get some cards from Mommy Dearest so I can send them out.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yeah. I'm going to play Cityville.

Qgwb

When you're trying to spell a word that you can't remember how to spell do you spell it phonetically?

Like I cound't remember how to spell caffeinated, so I said caff-eI-nated because I always forget howw tospell caffeine.

OMG. I started this post an hour & 8 minutes ago. I shit you not.

Evan came home. I talkied him to death. called my mother and talked her to death. I can't even remember all the shit I've done but it's like I'm on crack or soething.

Have I told you that when I was driving I kept seeing shadows in the back seat?

This is like a bad acid trip. Not that I've ever taken acid, I just imagine.

But that one time I had the bad weed I was freaking the fuck out because I was afraid I was going to break my bones because they felt soft. Hard shit felt malleable. Like...a plastic spatula.

So weird.

I can never remeber how to spell weid eithr. It looks wrong. It should be i before e, right?

Anerican English rules are FUCKED UP! No wonder people say this is the hardest language to learn.

Seriousy, I have to go play Cityville.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ♥♥♥♥

I am gping to record a video now.

Because ths is insane.

And I can't spell anymore, but I don' feel like correcting my mistakes. Usually I'm verry anal about that shit.



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Now playing: Prince & the Revolution - Let's Pretend We're Married
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Family Members - 12/6/10

I

have to drive 90 minutes for Evan's surgery tomorrow.

My mom can't take us because she has an inner ear infection & my car overheats after 15 minutes (No, it's not the radiator. The "mechanic" we use says his car does the same thing and he doesn't know what it is. Don't ask...)

I asked my cousin LAST WEEK if she could drive us & I'd pay her. She has to work all this week (She finally got a damned job) so I asked her to ask her baby daddy if he would drive because of my knees & back & insomnia & shit. I texted BOTH of them and told them I'd pay for their time and their gas.

No reply.

Fuck those non working motherfuckers. I'll use Mommy Dearest's car & drive my damned self! That's what map quest is for. Why can't people just say "No"? I can!

I'm going to try to stay up all day today & take 2 sleeping pills tonight @ 8. I hope I sleep at least 4 fucking hours. Maybe I should wait until 10?

But when I do take a sleeping pill it usually takes 4-6 hours before I get sleepy, so that's why I want to take it so early. Watch me fall asleep in 15 minutes but wake up after 2 hours because I have to tee tee.

*sigh*

Anyway, Mommy Dearest has had enough of Tiki. She rips everything up. (Probably because My Mother doesn't walk her or give her any freaking attention. Whatever.)

I still thinks she needs a man or a dog or something to keep her getting out of bed in the morning. She keeps saying she's depressed, but she doesn't talk to her doctor about it?!?!

Whatever, man. I'm going to go clean the oven.

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Now playing: Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
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