That's what I thought...

M

y evil plan worked.

Muuuuuuhahahahaha

So yesterday we went over to my mother's at noon to feed the puppy because MD was at church.

Then we brought her to my house to give her a bath.

She was so good in the bath, y'all. She didn't shake water all over the place, she didn't even whine. She just sat there and took it. I mean, she stared at Evan the whole time, but she was SO GOOD! Then she let me blow dry her & get between her paws & all of that. Then when we brought her down, she just sat.

She stayed at Evan's side, but she just sat. So good!

Then we went to do the laundry and she just sat beside us on the ground. Another puppy was there. I was fine when they were just sniffing each other, but when the other dog barked & put her paw on OUR puppy's head, I went Ceasar Milan on her Rottweiler ass and told her to get away.

Whatever, puppy was an angel.

Then we took her back to my mother's house where she (my mother) proceeded to complain about how the dog would jump all over her and how she knocked over her water bowl & blah blah blah.

So after we got home, Evan & I were both thinking about the puppy & how one day we might go over to MD's and she would be gone. So Evan called her at 9 pm and said that we'd pick her up after weight lifting today and let her live here until she got too big for the apartment.

:-)

My mother called me this morning & expressed how much she worried about the puppy overnight and that she'd already called the vet and that we (she & I) needed to take her ASAP to get her shots.

Then when I got over there, she told me that she doesn't want us to keep the puppy because she needs to get used to living at MD's house.

So first she wanted to name the dog KiKi, but I reminded her of her granddaughter's name (Key/KiKi is a nickname for both my niece and my cousin, LOL) so I said "How about Tiki? We can just say you named her after Tiki Barber."

She didn't know who that was, but I said "You can Google him. He's a retired football player."

So, yeah. MD's in love with Tiki. She claims she just knows how much Evan loves the puppy.

But if she didn't want the dog, she would not have paid for her to get shots already.

So Mommy Dearest now has someone to care for. Which is what I think she needed to get her more...happy. Or something. Plus don't they say people with pets live longer?

Whatever.

Tiki's got the job of keeping my mother getting out of bed for the next 10 years at least, LOL. Starr lived for 16 years. I don't know if that's normal or not.

:-)

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BTW, this was Starr. The smartest dog in the world. She died in 2006.

I got my mother a dog

A

s you may know, her last dog died a couple of years ago.

She's been saying she wanted another one for quite some time. But every time I saw "Free Dogs" anywhere and called her, she was like "No, I don't want a boy dog." or "No, I don't want a black dog." or "No, I don't want a chihuahua." Blah blah blah.

So this chick had a truck full of lab/collie mix pups. One was light tan. Similar to her old dog (Evan said he didn't want her to get one that looked like Starr) but darker.

Anyway, I called her and said "But she's cute! She has blue eyes."
MD - All puppies are cute.
Me - Ok, so I'll bring her home.
MD - I don't want a puppy blah blah mothefreaking blah
Me - Yeah, we're on our way. I'll bring her by.
MD - *click*

WTFever.

She needs a freaking dog, LOL. (Or a man, but I don't see that happening).

OMG, the puppy stank.

I had the windows down.

Jaysus.

Whatever.

The puppy loves Evan & Evan loves her already. We haven't agreed on a name.

My mother said it's Our dog that we keep at her house because she has a yard.


I just call her StinkyUh huh.

But she gets to pick the name.

First she wanted to name her something like Chi-Chi or whatever.

Evan vetoed that.

Then she wanted to name her Angel.

I said "MY NAME is Angelika! NO"

So, the puppy doesn't have a name yet.

I just call her Stinky, LOL.

Here are a couple of pics.

I was trying to get her blue eyes, but you can't see them.

It's so effing hot outside

I

can't wait for fall.

Anyway.

We have a dog.

Not really.

But my neighbor has a black chihuahua.

Every time we open the doors, he runs out & runs in circles around us. Or, if the door is closed, he just watches us through the sliding glass door.

"We have a dog."I started talking to him.

Me - Ok, it's time for you to start running in circles around me.

*dog does it*

Me - I'm leaving now. Don't get too close to the car.

*dog runs to his porch and watches*

When I come back from whereever, he starts running circles again.

Me - I'm going in the house now. Go home. You'd better not come in my house!

*dog runs home & stares*

He's cute.

I don't know his name.

Here's a picture of what he looks like, but it's not THE dog.


I had to go to Wal-Mart today. They were cutting the grass, so my little doggie friend couldn't come out to play. But I got a picture of him staring at me from the sliding glass door, LOL.



If I didn't have to spend 75% of my money feeding The Boy, I'd get a dog.

Not really.

I wouldn't want to walk it. And I'd have to nag Evan to death to do it. Which is why we keep trying to talk MD into getting another dog. But since her first dog was a genius (seriously, that dog was so smart) and so cute, she's reluctant to get another one.

Here's what The Best Dog in the World looked like. I have my own pics, but I'm too lazy to get up & find it and scan it.

Sue me.



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