Monday, April 19, 2010

Purgatory? Dream

Feeling Normal

I

was having a very odd dream when the alarm went off this morning. That's why I'm blogging @ this ungodly hour. I want to get down as much of it as I remember.

Happy SneechSo it seemed like I was narrating what happens to you when you die. We all looked like Dr. Seuss characters and the whole dream was to the song Centipede by Rebbie Jackson.

That bitch just smiles at me and keeps sucking for another egg.
The first thing I remember is all of us dead people going into a "pep rally" type thing. I don't remember what we talked about. I just remember at the end where I'm hugging this chick who is very worried about her daughter (they died in a car crash). She kept saying "I can't understand why she's not here already!" and I'm thinking 'Because she's in Hell. If she was coming here, she'd be here. YOU'RE here.' but I didn't say it out loud. She also said "When you were speaking, I felt like you were speaking to me. It was so moving." I'm thinking 'WTF ever. When can I go back to my room?' The whole time, I was trying not to cry.

So I get back to my "room" and narrator me says "And when you die, your period doesn't stop, it just gets disrupted."

First they put this bug in your cooch. I said "It's not as gross as you think. It's all very clean & efficient" I can see the bug on the tv (dr seuss bug) happily eating the lining of my uterus.

Then Menstruvia stops by to eat the egg. But she wants more eggs. So after she eats the first egg, she spends all of her time (while the bug is eating the lining) trying to suck down another egg. It hurts. Like cramps. I'm giving her the evil eye on the tv screen. That bitch just smiles at me and keeps sucking for another egg.

Then the alarm went off.

??????????????

What does it mean? LOL.


Popular Posts

LinkWithin

Related Posts Widget for Blogs by LinkWithin

Search This Blog