I had forgotten all about the Song of the Week until I realized 2 new ways to make Mommy Dearest leave faster without being a bitch:
1. Tell her I'm on my period.
2. Lay down, put my ear plugs in & pretend I'm going to sleep.
These things work because she always assumes that when I'm on my period I'm going to be extra "mean" to her and she knows how much trouble I had last year trying to sleep so she doesn't want to wake me up.
Too bad I can only use excuse #1 once a month, LOL.