Thursday, May 03, 2007

13 Things I'm going to get at Wal-mart

I'd have been at wal-mart already if Mommy Dearest hadn't stopped by to get her phone.

I didn't do anything but charge it.


She said "You're useless"
I said "Well now you have to read the manual and learn about your phone."
She - Well I'm not giving you the number, then.
Me - I won't answer the phone if I don't recognize the number.

She wanted me to look and see if Al Green had released a new CD. I looked at Amazon and I don't think I saw anything more recent than 2004.

She - I wish you'd stop scrolling so fast!
Me - Well you look then. I'm tired of seeing this shit released in the 20th century.


She - How do I get a ringtone on my phone?
Me - Read the manual

Imagine me gleefully laughing now.


1. Toilet Paper
2. Paper Towels
3. Melatonin
4. That new excedrin back & body pain
5. SoyJoy (if they have it)
6. Honey Bunches of Oats w/strawberries
7. Socks (I keep getting socks & I think Evan keeps stealing them. I should get pink this time, LOL.)
8. Cigarettes
9. Gum (for when I'm trying not to smoke)
10. Orangeade
11. Edamame
12. Chocolate
13. Whatever catches my eye, LOL.

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