Monday, August 07, 2006



If I wasn't sitting down I would have passed the fuck out.

I made up that story about being banned from Wal-mart.

Even though I used the "Help me. She's crazy!" part from a story my best friend told ME, she still didn't doubt that it was true.

Here's the e-mail I got today from her:

The part about the Wal-Mart bitch screaming for help and that you were going crazy was total deja vu!!!!  I got wedding flashbacks....hehe.  Thanks for the fun memory.  Now I'm off to work to save lives and wipe asses (my new motto, by the way....whenever I'm asked "what do you do," my first response is "about what?"  If they clarify the question with "for a living," etc., then I tell them that I save lives and wipe asses.)

This is the page that has the story about her ruining her brother's wedding on it. It was 1998

All of you (all 3 of you who read this blog) disappoint me.

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