Random Questions Meme

Here are the questions:
1. What is your favorite movie?
2. What is your favorite book?
3. What is your favorite TV show?
4. What is your favorite number?
5. What is your favorite day of the week?
6. What is your favorite food?
7. What is your favorite pop?
8. What is your favorite drink?
9. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
10. What is your favorite country?
11. What is your favorite style?
12. What is your favorite city?
13. What is your favorite MK and A movie?
14. What is your favorite makeup item?
15. What is your favorite clothing item?
16. What is your favorite type of shoe?
17. What is your favorite Disney movie?
18. What is your favorite designer?
19. What is your favorite Disney princess?
20. What is your favorite purse brand?
21. What is your favorite school subject?
22. What is your favorite school?
23. What is your favorite sport?
24. What is your favorite reality show?
25. Who is your favorite actor?
26. What is your favorite color?
27. Who is your favorite actress?
28. What is your favorite magazine?
29. What is your favorite month?
30. What is your favorite vacation spot?
31. What is your favorite sports team?
32. What is your favorite book in Twilight series?
33. What is your favorite season?
34. What is your favorite store?
35. What is your favorite makeup brand?
36. Who is your favorite singer?
37. Who is your favorite celebrity?
38. What is your favorite holiday?
39. What is your favorite website?
40. What is your favorite online store to shop at?
41. What is your favorite animal?
42. What is your favorite great lake?

Tweet

When Hugh & I have a baby

H

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Poor long chinned thing...

Sarah Palin's Facebook Profile ;-)

Next time you're bored.

Go here.

Although I'm not sure it will do anything but confuse you if you're anything like me.

Look:

Plain English

I am so bored. I'm also kind of cold. I would have thought that Evan would be down here getting on my last nerve, but apparently not.

I want to take a nap.

That is all.

AOLer Translator

IM SO BORAD!1!!1 OMG IMM ALSO KIND OF COLD!!11! WTF I WUD HAEV THOUGHT TAHT EVAN WUD B DOWN H3R3 GETNG ON MAH LAST NERV3 BUT APAERNTLEY NOT
I!11!11 OMG LOL WANT 2 TAEK A NAP
TAHT!1111 WTF SI AL!!!!11 OMG LOL

I jumped Paris Hilton because I'm a dumbass

Pick the month you you were born
1 (Jan) - I needed
2 (Feb) - I shot
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I robbed
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - I killed
9 (Sept) - I ate
10 (Oct) - I jumped
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a mop
02 - a homeless guy
03 - the trojan man
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - A toothbrush
07 - my boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - a rock star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a drink
13 - a hottie
14 - a crack head
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - the kool-aid man
18 - a teletubby
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - Barney
22 - Barney the dinosaur.
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 -a bum
26 - frosty the snowman
27 -my lover
28 - a french fry
29 - a bag of weed
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because I have AMAZING boobs
Black - because Im so hood
Pink - Because I'm a dumb ass
Red - because that bitch stole my taco
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 MINUTES AND 9 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS.

Courtesy of the wackos at JJHF...


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Listening to: Busta Rhymes feat. P. Diddy & The Neptunes - Pass The Courvoisier (remix)
via FoxyTunes

Random Crap 1/11/08

So I stopped by the blogs of the people who commented on yesterday's post.

One of them (I don't remember the name, so soddy.) had a zodiac thing on there. I don't even know why I look at this shit for myself because it's never really "me".

I am not nice to everyone. I do not love attention IRL. I would not describe myself as friendly. I do not have a lot of friends (I don't like that many people, LOL.) My memory sucks. But it could be the MS. I used to have a good memory. I DO NOT like travel or exploration. I'll watch it, but I'm not doing it. I am the most apathetic person I know.

The Truth: I don't like being noticed IRL. Leave me alone and I'm happy. Ignore whatever it is about my face that makes you think I want to hear your life story. I don't. I care about my son's life & future. I care about my health (somewhat). Other than that, I don't care. Whatever it is.

I am "open" on my blog, but that's because there is a disconnect. I don't have to look you in the eye while I write. I don't even look at myself. It's interesting when I find that someone has read my blog, but honestly, I had a website for YEARS and I don't know how many people actually saw it. Never stopped me from making new entries on it, KWIM?

IRL, I am very reserved and quiet. Interacting with people makes me extremely tired. Physically and emotionally. I am a hermit. I like the dark. I LOVE the night. I like when it's cloudy outside so that sun isn't shining through my windows making me think a light is on somewhere in the house, LOL. I like the quiet. I like being alone. I get on my nerves less than everyone else in the world. :-)

Whatever.

One of the websites had some "widget" about Election '08. So I went there and used the Canditate Calculator.

It was VERY helpful. There were a lot of issues about which I had no knowlege. I knew about Kyoto Protocol because I just watched "An Inconvenient Truth", but I didn't know about Waterboarding Detainees or what No Child Left Behind is really supposed to be about. They have all the info there. So go visit the site. Even if you know for whom you will be voting in November, clarification on "the issues" has got to help!



I have never heard of Bill Richardson. I mean, I've probably heard his name before, but he's obviously not making a big splash if no one is making jokes about him on The Late Late Show, LOL. This just makes me realize how IMPORTANT it is to investigate ALL THE CANDIDATES!

And yet another commenter (or maybe one of the other ones...no idea and I'm too lazy to go back and look) had a link to some Hugh Laurie/Gregory House graffiti.



Pretty cool! I wish I was that type of artist. I can do a lot of crap on the computer, but I think it would be fun to take a paint brush (or a can of spray paint) and create something awesome like that.

Tattoo artists are great too. I will never want any of their art on my body, but some of it looks so purty!

While I was on the Candidate Calculator website, I also found Military Widgets. You may have noticed the new widget on my sidebar. I think it's interesting to see the cost of the "War on Terror" in terms that I can relate to. I could have bought over 12 BILLION House, MD Season 3 DVDs with the money spent on the war in Iraq. And it goes up every second...

I told you people that I would be checking on the Sites added to the "Link Me" widget in my sidebar. Some of my blog readers are, apparently, retarded perverts. Your IP has been banned.

But I found another stupid internet thing on one of the sites.

What Angelika Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

I think it's pretty accurate! *thud*

That is all.

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Listening to: Christina Aguilara - Ain't No Other Man
via FoxyTunes

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Listening to: George Clinton - Atomic Dog
via FoxyTunes

Blogthings Quizzes

You Are 60% Control Freak

Generally, you are in control but not a control freak. You life is usually in order. However, sometimes you get too obsessed with making everything in your life picture perfect.

Are You A Control Freak?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational person with a good deal of balance in your life. Friends consider you to be kind, caring, and truly loyal. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. Open to the world, you are not afraid to be yourself. If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Able to cope It's hard to sleep next to you because: You're a bed hog

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

That is TOTAL BEE ESS! I'm neither easy going nor trusting. I have no choice but to cope with my lack of sleep. It's that or suicide. And I'm not a bed hog. I barely move when I sleep. But I don't like anyone in my bed with me unless I just had sex with him and even then, he can leave as soon as it's over, LOL.

You Are Very Honest

You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand!

How Honest Are You?

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Listening to: Jennifer Lopez - Do It Well ft Ludacris
via FoxyTunes

This or That

Also pinched from Kwizgiver. :-)

This or That? Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com Coke or Pepsi? Sprite Zero Regular pool or heated pool? Regular Hot tea or ice tea? Iced tea Sunflower or daisy? Sunflower Red rose or pink rose? Lily Salt or pepper? Salt Red or Green Apple? Green Red or Blue? Red Christmas or Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving Pink or Green? Green Hamburger or Hotdogs? Yes Music or Movies? Music Heaven or hell? Hell Comedy or horror? Horror aol or aim? Aim ipod or mp3? MP3 Purse or backpack? purse Myspace or bebo? blogger Parision or Sears? amazon.com Paris or France? LOL, what's the difference? Milky Way or Sneakers? Snickers Vanilla or Chocoloate? Chocolate Phone or Internet? Internet Steak or Shrimp? Surf AND Turf School or Work? Home Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

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Listening to: Usher - Yeah
via FoxyTunes

Blogthings Quizzes

You Should Be a Manager

You're very organized, motivated, and methodical. Fair and objective, you can see all sides of a conflict. You are a good mediator. You are task oriented. You do well with deadlines and schedules. And while you can be a task master at times, you're good at managing people and listening to their input. You do best when you: - Must have attention to detail - Are in charge of people You would also be a good accountant or personal assistant.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

You and Your Mom Are Completely Different

At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related. You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different. As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives.

Are You Like Your Mom?

Your Interpersonal Intelligence Score: 43%

Your Interpersonal Intelligence is Average You do well in most group settings, but you also need time to recharge. So while you can work with people during the day, you may crave your alone time at night. For you, it's all about balance!

How Does Your Interpersonal Intelligence Rate?

You Are Not a Dumb American

You got 7/10 correct. You know a good deal about American history, but there's some basic facts you have wrong. Time to go back to history class!

Are You a Dumb American?

Fuck that! I always hated history.

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

You Know Your States

You got 7/10 correct. You've got a pretty good handle on US geography. There's a good chance you've visited at least a dozen of the fifty states.

How Well Do You Know Your States?

What Your Pizza Reveals

People may tell you that you have a small appetite... but you aren't under eating. You just aren't a pig. You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices. You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna. The stereotype that best fits you is emo. You think you're special... and you kind of are.

What Does Your Pizza Say About You?

Who makes this shit up?

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

FUCK THAT! I'm not controlling shit! Suffer my wrath! Muuuuuuuuhahahahahahaha

Your PMS Disaster Level: High

You are definitely a PMS disaster! At least you're only scary a few days of the month.

Are You a PMS Disaster?

LMFAO! Poor Evan, LOL!!!

You Are a Moderate Mama

You're not overly political, and your views fall more with the American mainstream. In fact, it may be difficult for you to decide who to vote for at times! Your approach to politics is reasoned and well though out.

Are You a Liberal Lady or a Conservative Chick?

You Are a Little Anal Retentive

Okay, so you're occasionally uptight, but it's not like you fill your day with little OCD rituals. You just like to exercise a little control over your life, and that's usually a good thing. As long as you limit your anal retentive ways to your own behavior, you're not annoying anyone. Deep down, most people are exactly like you.

Are You Anal Retentive?

You Are Cereal

Playful and lighthearted, breakfast is likely your favorite meal of the day. (In fact, you're probably the type who sneaks cereal as a midnight snack.) Your culinary skills are probably a bit lacking... and you are a sucker for junk food. Some people accuse you of eating like a kid, but you prefer to think of yourself as low maintenance.

What Kind of Breakfast Are You?

One of the best things about being an adult, IMO, is that I can eat cereal all day every day if I want to. I don't have to sneak. I'm the mom!!! I AM an awesome cook. Sometimes I just don't feel like it, LOL.

U Comment I follow

I've seen these buttons on different blogs, so I followed one.

I don't know anything about CSS or whatever language Blogger uses to set up my blog. I just know it's easy. I type and click "publish post". That's it.

When someone I don't know comments, I usually go to their blog anyway to see if it's something I'd like to read regularly.

BTW, most of the "blogging friends" I made when I started blogging got lazy around the time that I did so they rarely post anymore (Cynic, Sue...) so I need something new to read.

Anyway, if you comment, I'll visit.

I read the stuff at Randa Clay Design. I can't explain it and I have to go to the bathroom anyway, so just click the logo and read it for yourself.

Ta!

Nerd Test

I totally forgot

To show you the Simpsonized pictures that I did.



You know I couldn't mess around with that crap without doing Hugh Laurie too.

:-)

Edited to add: I forgot to show Evan too.

He - I think we look weird, but Hugh Laurie Actually looks like that in real life.
Me - SHUT UP! *cries*

He's mean.

Friday Memes

1. How poor are they who have not patience! But even poorer are those who've never tasted raw cookie dough!

2. All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: Nausea, Heart Burn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, PMS or Thirst.

3. It's the friends that don't stop by unannounced that I value most.

4. Hate Target, love Wal-mart.

5. Everything has its place but not everyone sees it because they don't bother to LOOK even though you tell them exactly where to look because they want to drive you crazy.

6. I don't give a damn for a man that can only drink beer & fart.

7. The advantage of a bad memory is that you don't remember the murders you've committed bad things you've done.



Now and always

1. What was on your mind yesterday? I don't remember! I've slept since then...

2. What is on your mind today? Evan. He got up at 3 AM and took a breathing treatment, and then took one before he went to school. Today is "Field Day", which is like an all day play period. He said "It figures that the one day I want to go to school, I feel bad." :-( I hope he makes it ok.

3. Do you like bonfires? Never been to one.

4. Do you believe in the paranormal? Yes.

5. Can you swim? Yes. Well, I can get to the edge of the pool before drowning. It's not pretty, but it works, LOL.




Top 5 On Friday
Top Five Songs you love from artists you hate
*sigh* I am embarassed to admit that I listen to ANY of these freaks. :-(

1. I'm a Slave 4 U - Britney Spears (whore)
2. Last Night - Diddy (the most narcissistic man EVER)
3. Bad Mamma Jamma - Foxy Brown (disgusting kurva)
4. The Jumpoff - Lil Kim (Ex-con děvka)
5. With You - Jessica Simpson (I hate that I like ANY of her songs. I hate that I watched her freaking show. I hate her dad. I hate that she left Nick, even though he deserves better. Dumb bitch.)

Thanks to Sue for providing me some Czech words to use so I didn't have to keep saying WHORE.

Friday Fill In

I remember watching something with Hugh Laurie where he said "Fill Out a form? This isn't America, shouldn't it be Fill IN the form?" Probably A Bit of Fry & Laurie. The more I think about it, I think it was the sketch when his car got stolen and he went to the new police station to report it.

Anyway.

Found this meme today

1. It's Friday! Woohoo!
2. Only 13 more days til school starts.
3. It was Thursday yesterday! [ed. note: that was for Monique!]
4. I love my DVR.
5. _____ is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a _____.
6. Mothers: No comment.
7. I'd like to do _____ and _____ this weekend.

I can't think of any answers. And the ones I did think of are boring ME. I have to find another meme, LOL.

Be back in a sec...

....


I'm back. We'll try the Friday Fiver.

1. What do you obsess about?
Evan. Mothering him, specifically. Am I too laid back? Am I too demanding? Am I too demanding about the wrong things? Will he be a decent human being as an adult or will he be a serial killer?

2. What do you do for a living?
Nothing. :-)

3. Where do you call home?
My house...

4. Have you lived up to your parents' expectations?
HA! LMFAO! No. And that brings me so much joy. :-)

5. Are we more likely to find you in a coffee bar or a nightclub?
Neither. You'd be most likely to find me at Wal-mart.


And yet another meme. Friday Fun. This week's theme is Fantabulous Friday.

1. What is the most fantabulous thing that has happened this week?
I don't even remember this week. I know I didn't want to leave the house... So I barely did. I don't remember anything until Evan slammed the door at 7am as he was leaving to catch the bus this morning. I just asked him if he tried to wake me up this morning. He said "No." (I've told him to wake me up if I don't get up on my own so that I KNOW he's up and ready to go to school.) I asked him if my alarm went off. He said "Yes". I said "How long did you let it beep?" He said "Until you told me to turn it off."

I don't remember that at ALL, LOL!

2. When you are feeling kinda down, what do you to make yourself feel fantabulous?
Listen to music. That's the quickest & best way to change my mood.

3. If you could change one thing about your life that would make you feel more fantabulous, what would it be?
I'd win the lottery. :-)

I won the lottery!!!

$65,000.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I can get me a double-wide.

Now all I have to do is use this money that they gave me:

as a partial payment to claim my money. From the lottery. In Australia. The check is from Detroit, MI. The letter is from England...

It will only cost me an additional $3000 for taxes and a finder's fee for Gould Products to get my money! I'll end up with $58,000.

WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm rich, bitch!

My one complaint

about Pandora Internet Radio is that sometimes you wonder WTF they are thinking.

I have 3 stations. One is for Hip/Hop. The songs & artists I chose for that are current top 20 artists and songs. Like Ludacris, "Hood boy" by Fantasia. So you would think they would get that message. Sometimes they play an older song, but it's similar to the music that I picked, so that's ok.

The R&B station has artists like Luther Vandross & Boys II Men. Fine if I hear an occasional Marvin Gaye song.

Then I have a station that's supposed to be 80s music. I have stuff like Pet Shop Boys and Wham! on there. Then they play some retarded Van Morrison shit and I'm like "What the hell is this???". I can only block a certain number of songs within a given time period. I haven't figured out what that is.

I make sure to give the "thumbs up" to EVERY song I like.

Still, all day today when I've tried to listen to the 80s station I've had to block 95% of the songs. After it won't skip a song, I switch to another one of my stations where they seem to play ALL OF MY FAVORITED SONGS one after the other.

WHAT is WRONG with the 80s station? Somebody help me.

I've decided I'll have to listen to my Itunes if I want to hear 80s music ONLY. The other stations are good for background music when I'm surfing the internet the rest of the time.