The GeeDee BOY

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Lunch with The Relative

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Headache & beer

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Fucking $90 fucking B82Ree & Happy things too

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I Crack ME up! & Tweeps PISS ME OFF!

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Random Questions Meme

Here are the questions:
1. What is your favorite movie?
2. What is your favorite book?
3. What is your favorite TV show?
4. What is your favorite number?
5. What is your favorite day of the week?
6. What is your favorite food?
7. What is your favorite pop?
8. What is your favorite drink?
9. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
10. What is your favorite country?
11. What is your favorite style?
12. What is your favorite city?
13. What is your favorite MK and A movie?
14. What is your favorite makeup item?
15. What is your favorite clothing item?
16. What is your favorite type of shoe?
17. What is your favorite Disney movie?
18. What is your favorite designer?
19. What is your favorite Disney princess?
20. What is your favorite purse brand?
21. What is your favorite school subject?
22. What is your favorite school?
23. What is your favorite sport?
24. What is your favorite reality show?
25. Who is your favorite actor?
26. What is your favorite color?
27. Who is your favorite actress?
28. What is your favorite magazine?
29. What is your favorite month?
30. What is your favorite vacation spot?
31. What is your favorite sports team?
32. What is your favorite book in Twilight series?
33. What is your favorite season?
34. What is your favorite store?
35. What is your favorite makeup brand?
36. Who is your favorite singer?
37. Who is your favorite celebrity?
38. What is your favorite holiday?
39. What is your favorite website?
40. What is your favorite online store to shop at?
41. What is your favorite animal?
42. What is your favorite great lake?

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Dear Sha Gua, I mean Relax Max

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ince you seem to have the inability to COMMENT on my videos, I'm typing what I'd ordinarily ramble about on YouTube.

I had a jing cai Thanksgiving.

Mommy Dearest made ME a chocolate cake, not THE BOY (aka Prince Evan when @ Queen Nana's house).

I stayed for six hours. Because I wanted The Rutting Food Hoover Boy to eat so much that we did not get home & he'd tell me that he was hungry.

Apparently, he really stuffed himself because we ate @ 1:30 PM and the only thing he ate when we got home was a piece of the cake that MD made for me. It's in This Video which you will neither comment on HERE or on utoob because you hate me.

I had a kuang zhe de dream on Thanksgiving Eve. It is HERE. Which is also posted on this blog, but you won't comment on that either.

MD & I had a 'discussion' about when I was 13 she made me wear kuh wu K-Mart shoes instead of buying me the Reeboks that all my friends were wearing and when one of my friends gave me her old pair, HER HUSBAND (aka my father) made me give them back because "We didn't take charity."

One of 2 black families living in an upper middle class neighborhood, I KNOW we could have afforded a ruttin pair of Reeboks, but noooooooooooo, only her FAVORITE SON & FAVORITE DAUGHTER got the name brand Adidas shoes & niu fen.

She didn't recall.

Of course.

SHE was spoiled. In the 80s we had a gao gan floor model TV on which we could receive phone calls. Futuristic stuff, right?

Anyway, when MD wanted a microwave or a VCR or a VAN, she got it. When Daddy Dearest wanted to eat pork & pork & caramel cake and pork & drink kuh wu FRUIT PUNCH KOOL-AID EVERY GORRAM DAY THAT I STILL CANNOT STOMACH, DD got it.

When we could have been stationed in NEW YORK CITY where I could have taken over Tempest Bledsoe's part on The Cosby show, we didn't because MD didn't want to.

Since I am LITERALLY feng le, MD refuses to believe that I can't remember 90% of the ai ya tian a that was and is my life, and that I am fang pi, we had yi qi shen hu xi.

Perfectly typical Family Thanksgiving.

But anyway, now my bu lang bu you hands are cramping and I didn't say 1/4 of what I'd intended to say.

I hope you're happy, zao gao!

YOU'D BETTER COMMENT MA SHANG OR I'M GETTING A WITCH DOCTOR TO PUT SOME VOODOO ON YOU SO YOU WILL HAVE GENITAL LICE UNTIL I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR ABANDONING THIS POOR DISABLED WOMAN (ME) THAT CAUSED HERSELF PAIN FOR YOUR GORRAM RUTTIN FEI FEI PI GU!

BTW, I've been watching a lot of Firefly lately. I have embraced my inner nerd. ☺

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My Effing Teenager

One thing I meant to say was that with The Boy wearing his pants so damned low, it's possible his wallet could have fallen anywhere.

Luckily, he can get his license next month so THEN Im buying him a wallet with a chain that attaches to his pants so even if it falls out, he can find it!

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Susie the cashier @ Wal-Mart

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Now playing: MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer

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Dear God - 9/22/10

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here are a few things bothering me lately, and I need your help to fix them or at least not get so 'het up' about them.

First, the teenage sluts showing my son their thong.

Please hit them with a bolt of lightning or give them an epiphany that lets them realize, at this young and stupid age, that showing a boy your thong will excite their hormones, but they'll think of you as a whore forever after. Has anyone forgotten Monica Lewinsky? She'll always be the chick who showed her thong to THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, no matter what else she does in life.

Second, the parents who are buying thongs for their 15 year old daughters.

????? Seriously? Why does a 15 year old need a thong? What the everloving fuck are these parents thinking???? Isn't it bad enough that all EVERYTHING turns teenage boys on? Do we need to have the girls showing their thongs to the boys IN SCHOOL on top of it?

3rd, the idiotic mother who left her 2 toddlers in the car in 98º degree weather while she went into the store.

It doesn't take long for the car to heat up or for someone to snatch your kids if you leave them unattended while you go buy some fucking milk or whatever the hell is so important that you can't take the time to put your kids into a cart and take them with you.

Aren't you supposed to know everything? Can't you make the parents who are going to do this kind of shit sterile so that they can't have kids to neglect and abuse???

4th, and maybe most importantly, can you make me not want to slap the shit out of every idiot I seem to meet every time I leave the house?

Thank you for your consideration.