Traumatic Dentist Appointment

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Sweet Sugar Candyman

Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my uh pop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]

Yes, my dentist is hottttttttttt. LOL. I'd forgotten exactly how he looked. I definitely forgot that he has curly hair. I don't normally like curly hair on men. But he's the exception to the rule.

I can't think of anyone he looks like...

But anyway, here's what I look like at this moment.



So anyway, I got up on time to get ready to go to the dentist. I was going to leave 15 minutes early just so I could show them how eager I was to get this fixed.

I assumed my keys were in my purse. Got outside to the car, couldn't find my keys in my purse, saw them laying there on the back seat! Evan had obviously left them there when he went to go get a hat or a jacket or something from the car!!! This brought to mind the last time he locked my keys in the car. But I've learned since then, so I have another set of keys with my PO box key and car keys and all of that shit inside hanging beside the door.

I just had to hobble back in the fucking house to get them.

By the time I got back to the car, had used up all of my 15 minute cushion and 2 minutes of the regular drive time. *pissed off*

So I broke the law the whole way there. I drove 70 on the 65 mph speed zone, 60 in the 55, and 55 everywhere else. Thank God there were no cops.

Anyway, I got to the dentist exactly 2 minutes late, but by the time I got in the office I was 5 minutes late.

Whatever.

So I go in there and tell the girl that I'd been popping Advil constantly all weekend and that I even had to heat up the milk for my cereal (Very true. And very gross. Lukewarm milk in Fruity Pebbles is not a culinary delight.)

So then Candyman came in. He's a true southern gentleman. He asked about how I was doing & how Evan was doing, told me about his recent vacation to D.C. and that's why the office was closed 2 days last week and that he was sorry if I had called then because my tooth hurt. (So sweet!)

Then he started with the x-ray of my fucked up tooth. He warned me that if I needed a root canal, it may take 2 visits if the tooth was infected. (Joy.)

My mother has told me about root canals and how painful they are. Somehow I knew I'd have to get one. I'd procrastinated going to the dentist for months. I mean, he's cute, but not so cute that I WANT to see him if I don't have to, LOL.

So of course I was thinking my tooth was infected and I'd have to come back again. I was already shivering like hypothermia was setting in.

But he finished it today!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I felt no pain. I didn't cry. I just shivered like a chihuahua.

Now I just have to wait about a month to get a crown. He said the tooth will darken as the nerve dies or whatever. He said my body has been doing the job of a root canal on it's own, which is why it wasn't infected. (Once before he told me that my teeth did something miraculous. I don't know if I believe him. He's such a sweet talker. He's probably blowing smoke up my ass. But I don't care, LOL.)

He gave me scripts for Antibiotics and Lortab for the pain, if I have any. (Joy! I can keep those on hand for when I get a migraine.) Get this, he said he'd call me later tonight to see how I was doing. AND he gave me his cell phone number in case I need to call!

Is this normal? I don't know. But I feel special. I love he!

I will not answer the phone if it rings tonight, LOL. I'd make an idiot of myself. I don't like talking on the phone. I'm not much of a talker IRL. I'm very shy. (Believe it or not.)

So that's why I love my dentist and he will henceforth be known as Candyman. He's so sweet!

I bet all the chicks were after him when he was in HS & college!

I wish I could tell you who he looks like, but I can't think of anyone. :-(

I get to go to the dentist tomorrow!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I have a tooth that's killing me.

All weekend it was hurting.

Today after I made the appt, nothing, LOL.

But when I went the last time he told me I was going to have to come back to get a filling. I procrastinated as long as I could.

Like most people, I don't like the dentist.

Unlike most people, I freak the fuck out when I have to go. They have to give me maximum nitro and I still might have a panic attack.

If I could drive after a valium, I'd take one before I go.

I don't know why having to lie there with my mouth open freaks me out so much.

Normally I'm not scared of anything. And I HATE being typical or "normal" in any way, LOL. I'd be ok if I was afraid of the optometrist. Who's ever heard of that? Everybody is afraid of the dentist. It's so common.

*sigh*

If I survive, I will be back to regale you with stories of my sexy older man dentist. He really is HOT. And nice, LOL. I go to him because he's the same dentist Evan uses. If he's good with kids, he's good with panicky adults too.

I hope I don't cry and get snot all over myself this time...