Me - Let's GO!
He - I need to find a belt
Me - Can't you just PULL UP YOUR DAMNED PANTS?
He - They'll still fall. Plus it's uncomfortable for my balls.
Me - *LOL* I'm sorry. I don't have balls, so I don't think about them.
He - You need to think about the comfort of my balls in the future.
Me - I don't want to think about your balls at all...
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