It is 21 hours & 24 minutes.
I took ONE Excedrin Migraine with caffeine @ 3:30, so I hope I am able to stay awake until at least 10 tonight.
Anyway
I went & paid my electric bill IN PERSON.
Paid my cable bill IN PERSON & dropped off some canned food so I got 2 $.01 OnDemand movies. Wheeeeeeee.
Went & shopped for sponges.
WALKED ALL OVER FUCKING CREATION.
My hips already hurt.
Did I tell you this?
Hips, knees, back. All hurting.
Anyway, I was walking like a drunk bitch. I'm so lucky I didn't fall.
While I was driving I kept seeing shadows in the back seat. Freaking me out.
I narrowly avoided clipping some woman's car when I decided at the last minute to switch lanes and my blinkers don't work (another reason I'll be driving MD's car.) Around here I just roll down the window & do the hand signals, but half the fuckers here don't use blinkers anyway so I don't draw particular attention by turning without signaling. But in the city I will need blinkers & shit.
What else?
U don't remenber.
My hips hurt so bad.
Did I tell you the other day I woke up and my legs were up like I was getting a pap smear?
??????????????????
In my fucking sleep I'm spreading and opening wide? I wonder what I was dreaming about, LOL. Either having sex or having a baby, I guess.
Cat sent me an x-mas card. Wheeeeeeeeeee! I'd totally forgotten about Christmas cards until today. HA!
But I did get some snazzy new address labels from my insurance company, and I still have 30014 Forever Stamps. I just have to get some cards from Mommy Dearest so I can send them out.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yeah. I'm going to play Cityville.
Qgwb
When you're trying to spell a word that you can't remember how to spell do you spell it phonetically?
Like I cound't remember how to spell caffeinated, so I said caff-eI-nated because I always forget howw tospell caffeine.
OMG. I started this post an hour & 8 minutes ago. I shit you not.
Evan came home. I talkied him to death. called my mother and talked her to death. I can't even remember all the shit I've done but it's like I'm on crack or soething.
Have I told you that when I was driving I kept seeing shadows in the back seat?
This is like a bad acid trip. Not that I've ever taken acid, I just imagine.
But that one time I had the bad weed I was freaking the fuck out because I was afraid I was going to break my bones because they felt soft. Hard shit felt malleable. Like...a plastic spatula.
So weird.
I can never remeber how to spell weid eithr. It looks wrong. It should be i before e, right?
Anerican English rules are FUCKED UP! No wonder people say this is the hardest language to learn.
Seriousy, I have to go play Cityville.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ♥♥♥♥
I am gping to record a video now.
Because ths is insane.
And I can't spell anymore, but I don' feel like correcting my mistakes. Usually I'm verry anal about that shit.
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Now playing: Prince & the Revolution - Let's Pretend We're Married
via FoxyTunes
Monday, December 06, 2010
Yes, I have managed to stay awake
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I have been down in the gutter of sorrow for a fucking week almost and this post made me laugh so damn hard, omg.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!
Monique - I've been making myself, Evan & Mommy Dearest crack up all day at that same time I was irritating the hell out of us, LOL.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got a laugh. (((((((((Mo)))))))))