Iwoke up this morning and the backs of my thighs, my inner thighs, my butt - basically everything from the waist down feels like I walked all night or ran 26 miles.
What the FUCK???
I don't think I did anything yesterday... I mean, more than my usual nothing or just going to Wal-Mart.
What is this about?
Now I'm going to rub Ben Gay all over the back of my legs, dammit!
Oh no! I'd better not cry or my fucking head will start hurting again.
Now playing: Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive