To get one of my e-mails read on the Craig Ferguson show.
Here it is:
The intro to last night's show with the crocodile puppet was awesome! You do a great southern accent. Most people who don't live in the south sound like idiots when they fake the accent.
I need more crocodile! :-)
If he reads it on air, it means he's stopped hating me for that crack I made about the Spanish Porn Star mustache that he had last year...