Friday, March 13, 2009

Stolen Meme

I

took this from So Marjienalized. :-)

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Now playing: Beyoncé - Freakum Dress


Seven Things That Scare Me:
1. Never having sex again.
2. Getting Pregnant.
3. Evan getting some whore pregnant.
4. Something bad happening to Evan.
5. Evan growing up and being a bad man.
6. Spiders crawling in my mouth.
7. Spiders.

Seven Things I Like The Most
1. Chocolate
2. Cigarettes
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Books
5. Stuff
6. Thangs
7. Sex

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Now playing: Billy Joel - Allentown

Seven Random Facts About Me
1. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
2. My back hurts
3. I
4. don't
5. like
6. open-ended
7. questions!

Seven Important Things In My Bedroom
1. Underwear
2. Clothes
3. Another TV
4. Shoes
5. Vibrator
6. More books
7. Window Air Conditioner because it gets hot upstairs in the summer

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Now playing: The OJays - Backstabbers

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. what
2. ever
3. I
4. don't
5. have
6. a
7. bucket list

Seven Things I Can Do
1. Add RAM to my computer
2. Check the oil in my car.
3. Add air to my tires
4. Cook
5. Blog
6. Complain
7. Other shit

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Now playing: Huey Lewis & The News - If This Is It

Seven Things I Can’t Do
1. Jump (anymore)
2. Drive a stick shift
3. Pilot an airplane
4. Keep my house spotless
5. Put up with the public without taking a xanax
6. Put up with family for more than 1 hour without taking a xanax
7. Go a day without TV

Seven Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex
Their......
(This question is exclusionary, if that's a word. What about homosexuals?)
1. Hands
2. Facial Hair
3. Deep Voices
4. Sense of Humor
5. The fact that I don't have to speak to them every day without them thinking that I'm mad at them.
6. Penises
7. Legs

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Now playing: Fine Young Cannibals - Drives me crazy

Seven Things I Say The Most
1. Oh.
2. I don't care.
3. My back hurts.
4. Shut up.
5. Be quiet.
6. Stop doing that!
7. No.


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