Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood

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ast year I watched Tori & Dean: Inn Love. Or whatever that one was called.

This season Tori & Dean move back to Hollywood & are expecting baby #2.

They are so interesting to watch. Back in the 90210 days, Tori Spelling was not someone I was interested in. But with the Tori & Dean thing, I get to see her real personality. She's smarter AND crazier than I would have thought.

For example, I had no idea that she had a Kathy Griffinesque relationship with her fans (better known as "her gays"). In Season 2 (I think) she performed a gay Commitment Ceremony for a couple of the inn's guests.

On episode 3 of this season, she feared that one of the baby's fingernails will puncture one of her internal organs... She had Dean ask the doctor about it:

Dean - Hypothetically, can one of the baby's fingernails puncture through the amniotic sac and the uterus and, like, slash her liver or something? (Paraphrasing)
Dr - *deadpan* Oh, yeah. That happens all the time.
Tori - See! I knew it!
Dr - I was joking.
Tori - *in post appt interview, to camera* Even though he said it's unlikely, he didn't say that it could never happen.

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Their son Liam is so cute! They call him "Monkey". They've already had the baby (A girl, Stella Doreen) but in the show, she's still @ 26 weeks in utero so I can't tell you if she's cute too. Liam, thankfully, takes after his father in the looks department. I won't say that Tori is ugly. I'll just say that it's unfortunate that she looks that way. Bless her heart.

I think if I met these people IRL I'd enjoy spending a little time around them. They make a cute couple even though their relationship is the result of an extramarital affair (scandalous!).

I say a little because ALL people wear me out IRL. I think Tori's personality, for me, could only be tolerated in small doses.

Like 1 hour once a week on Tuesdays at 10 pm EST on the Oxygen Network. ;-)

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