So Evan came home with an order form for school t-shirts. I told him to call his nana because she always says she wants one.
MD - When do you need the money?
He - Tomorrow
MD - TOMORROW? Do you think I always have money or something?
We - Yes
MD - Ok. But I'm not coming over because I said I wasn't going to come over there until next month.
Me - DANG YOU! Fine. I'll bring him over.
Entyway, after picking up her $, we stopped by the grocery store.
I saw a man who looked like he was 893 years old loading his groceries into his car.
Ain't that a bitch? I'm 35 and I need a walker, and this Alzheimer's looking mofo is out without a guardian or a walker.
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