Saturday, January 19, 2008

My Big Redneck Wedding

Just the highlights here, because there was TOO MUCH to get into, LOL.

- The bride wanted to get married on horseback in the barn.
- The groom wanted camo as the material for his tux
- The bride wanted the cake maker to make 2 little horse turds for the newly wed couple to feed each other
- The groom played a "practical joke" on his friends at his bachelor party and served them fried turkey testicles
- The groom also allowed one of his friends to put cigarette ashes in the big pot of chicken & dumplins that he was making for his wedding reception. For flavor.
- They had an auction at the wedding reception. To sell some of the "crap" he apparently can't resist buying constantly
- He got her wedding gift out of a dumpster.
- She got him a 3 foot cement chicken that he's, apparently, wanted for a long time.

All in all, they both looked like they had a lot of fun at their wedding, and I guess that's the most important thing. I mean, to have fun at your wedding and not be stressed. Not that the wedding is more important than the marriage.

She's already on her 4th marriage...she says it's her last. I hope it is.

If you want to see My Big Redneck Wedding, tune in to CMT at Friday 10pm EST.

They also have a new show premiering next Friday at 8pm called Gone Country. People like Sisqo, Julio Iglesisas Jr, Carnie Wilson, etc. have to write and perform an original country song.


Can you make "The Thong Song" country? ;-p

That is all.

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