Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I jumped Paris Hilton because I'm a dumbass

Pick the month you you were born
1 (Jan) - I needed
2 (Feb) - I shot
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I robbed
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - I killed
9 (Sept) - I ate
10 (Oct) - I jumped
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a mop
02 - a homeless guy
03 - the trojan man
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - A toothbrush
07 - my boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - a rock star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a drink
13 - a hottie
14 - a crack head
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - the kool-aid man
18 - a teletubby
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - Barney
22 - Barney the dinosaur.
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 -a bum
26 - frosty the snowman
27 -my lover
28 - a french fry
29 - a bag of weed
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because I have AMAZING boobs
Black - because Im so hood
Pink - Because I'm a dumb ass
Red - because that bitch stole my taco
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 MINUTES AND 9 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS.

Courtesy of the wackos at JJHF...


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Listening to: Busta Rhymes feat. P. Diddy & The Neptunes - Pass The Courvoisier (remix)
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