Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Twilight Quick Review

Twilight DVD CoverStarring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli
Director: Catherine Hardwicke
Genre: Drama Fantasy Romance Thriller
Plot from IMDb: A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire
Should you see it? If you're a 12 year old girl
Rating (out of 5 hearts): NONE
My Comments: Did you ever read Wuthering Heights? It's supposedly a classic. It's basically a Harlequin Romance novel written in 1847. Crappy, in other words.

Twilight was so ridiculous. It is the Wuthering Heights of vampire movies. Normally, I love vampire movies. Not this one.

The only reason I'm not ticked off that I saw it, even though it's 122 minutes of my life that I'll never get back, is because I borrowed it for free from the library.

Don't waste your time.


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5 comments:

  1. j.sterlingApril 08, 2009 2:10 PM

    LMFAO- best.review.ever.

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  2. GZApril 09, 2009 9:22 AM

    Well, I hope greek girls don't read your review...they'll hate. All of them love Robert Pattinson!

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  3. UnknownApril 09, 2009 2:11 PM

    GZ - By Greek, do you mean sorority girls or actual Greek from Greece?

    He's far too young for me to find attractive. *shudder*

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  4. GZApril 10, 2009 11:28 AM

    ...actual Greek from Greece!

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  5. UnknownApril 10, 2009 7:40 PM

    George - Ok?

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