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just went to get myself some more cigars ($.90/pack vs $3.++/pack) and the dude at the register looked familiar.Me - Are you John?
He - Yeah.
Me - I think we went to HS together.
He - Yeah. We did.
Me - Oh, okay.
He - I used to cheat off of you and Ginger in Biology
Me - I just saw Fineass and he told me & my son that I'd never let him cheat off of me. I must not have known you were cheating.
He - Oh you knew!
Me - Well, whatever.
He - It was like a team thing. We all sat at the same table. Me, you, Ginger & Someotherguy.
Me - OH YEAH!
Ginger had a crush on John. And Ginger was the first friend I made when I moved down here so I guess I didn't care if she cheated off of me and then the others cheated off of her, LOL.
I DO remember once in English class when the quiz that I filled out got passed around to the whole class because the teacher was absent. When she came back, she said "You all need to cheat better. How can everyone have gotten question #2 wrong? Not one of you had the right answer."
LMFAO!
Anyway, John looks like he's lead a hard life.
I know his ex wife. She is the very definition of a shrew. But black. She's Shanaynay.He looks 50. Like Billy Cyrus but older. If he's my age, he's only 36. If he failed a few times, he shouldn't be more than 40.
I don't look that fucking old.
I feel sorry for white people.
:-)
Watchit..I don't look old. When I was a junior in high school, I was accused of being in the 7th grade. Hated it then, love it now. I think I'm white...either that or very void of color...like maybe the color of sheet rock. I told my mom once that if anyone broke into my apartment that I could just strip down and stand against the wall...no one would ever see me.
ReplyDeleteOMG @ your last line. You are crazy. LOL @ Rene: "I think I'm white." Hahaha
ReplyDeleteYou always make me laugh. LOL! I am in my early 40's and I do hope I don't look old. To my kids, I am. :D
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Thanks for the laughter, Angelika!
Bing (",)
Rene - I don't look old to me until I look at pictures of me from HS. I can see that I've aged, but I still don't look as bad as the people who went to HS with me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I worked @ my old HS briefly (I can't stand kids), some teacher yelled at me to get back to class. I said "I work here." I don't remember how old I was, but older than 25 because Evan was here. :-)
Not all white people age quickly. But the ones around here don't seem to take care of themselves. Since I don't take care of myself either, I'm just glad that black don't crack. :-)
Shae - Wall colored...I think that's white. But then, Evan is really white too. I'd take him to a tanning bed if it I didn't think it'd be considered abuse...
Pink - Thank you! I'll be right over. :-)
Hahahah I just made a post that I need to start taking care of myself better before it's too late. I agree that if you don't take care of yourself ...you would look older than your age.
ReplyDeleteThe "You all need to cheat better" is funny hehehe.