There are a few things bothering me lately, and I need your help to fix them or at least not get so 'het up' about them.
First, the teenage sluts showing my son their thong.
Please hit them with a bolt of lightning or give them an epiphany that lets them realize, at this young and stupid age, that showing a boy your thong will excite their hormones, but they'll think of you as a whore forever after. Has anyone forgotten Monica Lewinsky? She'll always be the chick who showed her thong to THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, no matter what else she does in life.
Second, the parents who are buying thongs for their 15 year old daughters.
????? Seriously? Why does a 15 year old need a thong? What the everloving fuck are these parents thinking???? Isn't it bad enough that all EVERYTHING turns teenage boys on? Do we need to have the girls showing their thongs to the boys IN SCHOOL on top of it?
3rd, the idiotic mother who left her 2 toddlers in the car in 98º degree weather while she went into the store.
It doesn't take long for the car to heat up or for someone to snatch your kids if you leave them unattended while you go buy some fucking milk or whatever the hell is so important that you can't take the time to put your kids into a cart and take them with you.
Aren't you supposed to know everything? Can't you make the parents who are going to do this kind of shit sterile so that they can't have kids to neglect and abuse???
4th, and maybe most importantly, can you make me not want to slap the shit out of every idiot I seem to meet every time I leave the house?
Thank you for your consideration.