Thursday, September 17, 2009

I'm so precious

Feeling Normal

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nd I mean that in the "What an idiot" way, LOL.

Here's why:

I had a headache yesterday. I tied a headband around my forehead like a Native American for the pressure. I usually wear a headband like a hair scarf because I don't want to "do" my hair.

I needed come cigarettes (SHUT UP!) but I decided to wait to see if The Boy had football practice. If he did, I'd just pick them up on my way home.

When I'm @ home, I usually just wear a t-shirt or a nightgown because I get hot very easily. My mother calls it "streaking".

Entyway, no football practice so I could go out, get my smokes & relax for the rest of the day.

I had a headache yesterday.I put on a pair of pants and a bra.

When I got into the car, I saw in the rear view mirror that I didn't have my hair covered. So I fixed it.

Got to the corner store, started walking in & thought "Damn, these pants feel loose! I know I didn't lose that much weight."

So I felt the waistband and THEY WERE NOT BUTTONED OR ZIPPED!

I'm standing in the middle of the farking parking lot buttoning & zipping my pants.

This old man came around the corner and looked at me like I had been pissing in the parking lot.

My question is:

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T EVAN TELL ME THAT MY HEADBAND WASN'T ON RIGHT & MY PANTS WEREN'T BUTTONED?

He claims he didn't notice...

I know he considers it his job to ignore me when he's not driving me insane, but really? How do you not "notice" unbuttoned pants?


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