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ll summer, Mommy Dearest has been coming over to our house on Friday because, as she said, "There's nothing on TV." (If she liked Science Fiction, there would be plenty on TV, but whatever.)So she didn't come over this Friday. She came over on Sunday, just as we were about to leave for the laundromat. She said she'd see us later.
Or, as Madea would say, HalleluYER.After we had gotten the The Mat & put our crap in (New washers! Cheaper price too. I hope no one tries to dye clothes in these, LOL.) she showed up.
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She was wearing all back. With maroonish Mary Janes (*Shudder* Not the color, the style.)As her daughter, I feel it is my duty to let her know when her clothes are grody. :-) Not that she cares, but she needs to know!
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Now playing: Chuck Brown - Bustin Loose
Anyway, she and Evan sat on the bench while I smoked in my car. When I got hot, we went inside.
While we were in there, I remembered that I had planned to tell on Evan to her.
Me - Your grandson is a racist.
MD - What did he say?
Me - He said he was going to brush my nappy hair.
MD - HA! Well, is it nappy?
Me - That's not the point! Why are y'all making fun of me?
Evan - Cause it's fun.
Me - I don't have to put up with this! *getting up to go outside*
MD - You need to straighten your shorts. They're all twisted to one side.
Me - NO! You can't make me!
They enjoy ganging up on me. She's MY mother. She's supposed to be on MY side. They're EVIL. ;-)
Ennyway, I think she stayed about 30 minutes. Then she said she was leaving:
MD - Oh, my car is going to be hot.
Me - Why did you roll up the windows?
MD - Because my purse is in there. Do you want to see my new purse?
Me - No.
MD - Well, you're going to see it anyway.
Me - Why does it have green handles?
MD - Because I thought it looked different.
Me - It looks retarded. The print is brown & black, the handle should not be green.
MD - I'm sending it back anyway. I just wanted to wear it to church once so that everyone could see what a real Dooney & Burke purse looks like instead of those cheap things other people bring.
Me - *Eye-roll, headshake* O.K.
**Change of Topic**
In case you were wondering, Evan's feet still don't stink.
It's weird.
Even after wearing his old shoes, that have that vinegar smell all up in them and sweating from the frigging heat, his feet did not stink.
Hallelujah!
Or, as Madea would say, HalleluYER.
:-)
Ta!
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Maroon Mary Janes? There should be in a hall of fame for bad shoes. All MJ's on feet greater than 8 years old need to be put in that HOF to teach a lesson to future generarions of what not to wear.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Great idea. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love that Mom stalked you at the laundromat. What's with that??! That's something my mom would do--but with funky shoes. :)
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