Stuff-ology

I

stole this from Evan.

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Now playing: Swizz Beats - It's Me Snitches

***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I don't care. Wherever I can get a good steak.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Hot Wings

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Bacon, beef, cheddar cheese

What do you like to put on your toast?
Sometimes Red Plum Jam, sometimes apple butter

**********TECHNOLOGY***************


How many television sets are there in your house?
3. 2 of them actually work

What color of cell phone do you have?
Black

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I write with my left hand, but I do most other things with my right hand. Like throw a ball.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Evan

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Um...I usually leave the heavy lifting for The Boy. :-)

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Uh, no.

************Otherology**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. I'd rather be surprised!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to:
Anjelica, because that's what everyone ends up calling me, LOL.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
If it was Texas Pete and I had some ipecac (to throw it right back up) and antacid. I wouldn't want it coming out the other end...

*********DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero

Have you ever run-in with the cops?
No. I am a model citizen.

Last person you talked to?
Evan

Last person you hugged?
Evan

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
Winter.

Holiday?
All the days are the same to me, including holidays.

Day of the week?
Monday. :-)

Month?
Any winter month.

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
No.
Mood?
Blah.

What are you listening to?
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Now playing: Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow

Watching?
Ellen is on. I'm not actually watching it.

Worrying about?
My effing headache that won't go away and possibly ODing on ibuprofen &/or acetimetaphine

************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
The bathroom. Who doesn't do that?

What’s the last movie you saw?
I am Legend

Do you smile a lot?
Probably not as much as the average person. I don't want wrinkles. ;-)

************QUESTIONS************

Do you always answer your phone?
No, that's what voice mail is for.

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Probably a wrong # telling me to pick up "Susie"

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Gray

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't add flavors.

Do you own a digital camera?
Yes
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Now playing: DMX - Party Up In Here

Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes

7) Favorite Christmas song?
I don't know the title. The one by Nat King Cole "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose..."

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
A winning lottery ticket. (Even though I don't play...)

Can you do push ups?
HA!

Can you do a chin up?
LMFAO!

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Nervous. I don't think about it all that much, but I worry about Evan and I worry about my disease advancing to the point where I can't take care of myself anymore.

Do you have any saved texts?
Yes

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes. I was in the turning lane, and some dude decided he needed to be exactly where I was. But never a bad wreck, thank God.

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Now playing: Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Do you have an accent?
Not really. But sometimes I say some words with a Southern accent. After 20 years it's finally rubbing off on me.

What is the last song to make you cry?
I don't know the name of it, some effing Seal song that my mother was playing in the car. But then I was crying all day that day, LOL.

Plans tonight?
I don't know, what is today? *rolling eyes*

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes. And then I found out that I could actually go lower. God has such a great sense of humor...

Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Grapefruit, bread, yogurt

Have you ever been given roses?
Yes. I don't like roses. I prefer books or balloons.

Current worry?
What type of man Evan will be.

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Now playing: The O'Jays - For the Love of Money

Current hate right now?
Medicare

Met someone who changed your life?
The Boy's sperm donor.

How did you bring in the New Year!
How the EFF should I know? That was, like, months ago and stuff!

What song represents you?
If you don't know me by now by Simply Red ??? I don't know. I just pulled that out of my arse.

Name three people who might complete this?
You can't make me.

What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Changing Evan's blog template. It irritated me that he would NOT listen to me when I told him that it was too hard to read. I told him "If someone comments that they can't read your blog, you need to change something."

So I changed it myself. He doesn't know yet. Little Fartknocker. I won't change it back, either!

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Now playing: Christina Aguilera - Candyman

What are you going to do right now?
Take some more pills for my effing headache.