Monday, August 25, 2008

I Stole this!


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rom On The Bricks. He stole it too, so I don't feel too bad, LOL.

How many people live in your house? 2

Do you like your siblings? One of them.

What color are your nails? I rarely paint my nails

What’s your favorite place on earth? My Bed

Ever punch someone in the face? Yes, when I was younger

Did you have a dream last night? Probably, I don't usually remember them, though.

Where is your top from? What? I don't even know what this question means.

Are you mad at someone? Not at the moment

Where’s your best friend? Sunshine

Last place you bought something from? Foodland

Last person you were in a car with? MD & Evan

What bank do you use? NOYB

Do you like being in photos? No

Who’s your last missed call from? Probably MD

Ever broken something at someone else’s house? Yes

Are you a good driver? I've never caused a wreck.

What's on your mind right now? I'm a little chilly

When is your birthday? 10/10

What kind of mobile phone do you have? No idea. I know I use Verizon, but I don't care enough to get up and look at the phone to see what kind it is.

How old will you be in 5 years? 41

Are you a movie buff? Ayuh

If you could move tomorrow, would you? If someone else would pack, unpack, & pay for my cable & electricity to be switched over. :-)

Do you like the weather today? I don't care. It's been rainy all weekend, supposed to rain all this week, but it's not like I'll be going out anyway.

Do you like the outdoors or indoors better? Indoors

How tall are you? 5'6"

If you had to choose an age to remain for the rest of your life what would it be? Maybe 30. I think I could still walk like a normal person then.

What’s something in your past you wish you could relive? Not a damned thing.

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends? Sleep.

Favorite nearby vacation destination? I don't do vacations

How’s the weather? This was already asked.

Does anything on your body hurt? Back & Knees right now.

What was the last television show you watched? The Hair Olympics on PBS.

Do you prefer orange or cherry ice-pops? Orange. Fake Cherry is gross.

Do you like pickles? Dill, not sweet.

Does your hair still smell like shampoo? No

What’s plugged in in the nearest socket? The computer & crap.

What was the last thing you wrote by hand? "Please excuse Evan from PE this week. Also, please don't give him any homework because his right hand is fractured and I will have to write it for him."

What’s your favorite tv advert? Any of the Sonic Commercials with Brian.

Do you pay attention to celebrity gossip? Not on purpose

Have you sung out loud today? No. I will when Evan gets home. I generally make up songs about putting my foot up his ass if he doesn't do what I tell him to do.

Do you wish it was 4 years into the future, or 4 years back? 4 years in the future. Evan will be driving by then so I'll NEVER have to leave the house! :-)

Can you touch your nose with your foot? Why would I want to?

Do you prefer paper towels, or napkins? Paper towels

Are you currently texting anyone? No, I don't text.

What was the last movie you watched? Miss Congeniality

Whom did you last high-five? Evan

Describe your best friend in 3 words. Hot, Genius, Hilarious

Do you watch the Olympics? No. Every time I turned to it, there was some Equestrian thing or some volleyball crap. I only like gymnastics & diving in the summer olympics.

Can you dance? Not anymore. I can barely stand up straight.

Do you keep the oil changed in your car? Yes

Have you ever been hunting? No

Do you like taking pictures? Sometimes

What about making scrapbooks? Digital only

Are you a sushi lover? Never had the real thing. Just the crap they serve at chinese buffets.

What is your favorite restaurant of all time? I can't remember the name of it. Ruby Tuesday's?

Does it annoy you when people drive slow in the fast lane? Dur. It should be legal to shoot out the tires of people who pull out in front of you and go 20 miles under the speed limit!

What do your parents do for a living? One of them is deceased, the other is a lady of leisure spending my dad's Social Security on shoes & stuff from QVC.

Are there any famous people you’d like to meet? Not really. I think I'd be disappointed if I met them IRL. I prefer to think of them they way they are in my head.

Do you get tired of hearing about celebrity divorces? Yes

What are your plans for the weekend? Same as always. Nothing. :-)

How often do you tan? Never on purpose. I was born with a tan. :-)

Are your nails always manicured? HA!

Could you ever go without eating meat? I have before, accidentally.

Where is your favorite place to buy groceries? Depends on what I'm getting.

When was the last time you took a bubble bath? Not for years. I shath. Take a shower on the bath seat since it's really hard & painful for me to get up out of the tub. Last time I took a bath, I landed on the side of the tub on my cooch. That's when I bought the bath seat, LOL.

Do have good sense of style? No

If you could have any car, what would it be? Metallic Orange VW Bug.

Do you like fast food? Aye

Have you ever cut someone up while driving? What? WTF does that mean? While I'm driving I pull out my switchblade and cut someone???

Do you like to receive compliments or give them? Yes.

Have you ever been to a casino? No, I don't believe in gambling.

What do you do to relax? Take xanax.

Do you like kids? No. It's the fault of the parents. Most of them either can't or won't control their chidrin.

Does family mean a lot to you? Not really. Evan does, but not the other people to whom I'm related.

Are you going to the beach anytime soon? Noooooooooo. Never been, never want to go.

What is your favorite perfume? Beautiful by Estee Lauder

What is your favorite men’s cologne? They all smell the same to me.

What is your favorite type of dog? Labrador.

If you had to move to a different country, which one would you choose? Canada.

Do you like to color in coloring books? Sometimes.

Do you think you would have been a hippie in the 60s and 70s? Noooooooo.

Would you rather be cold or hot? Cold. Heat makes me feel like I'm going to pass out.

What is the one website, other than MySpace, that you visit most? Blogger :-) MySpace is not a website. It's a black whole of shitty music and whorish people.

Incense or candles? Candles.

What brand of cosmetics do you use the most often? Merle Norman. But I rarely use makeup these days.

What is the one tv advert that annoys you the most? Ronnie Deutch. It's always so much louder than the other ones and they always play the English one & then the Spanish one so it's 2 minutes of this bitch yelling at me.

Are you an early bird or a night owl? Owl

Would you rather be smart or beautiful? Smart. Luckily, I am both. :-)

What is your favorite reality show? Flipping Out.

What ringtone is on your phone? Whatever is general.

What would you tell a 3-year-old that asks where babies come from? The mommy has the seed for making a baby and the daddy has the special water that makes it grow.

What is your favorite type of cereal? Honey Bunches of Oats with Chocolate

Are you double jointed? No

What videos do you search for on YouTube? Hugh Laurie, Al Green (for MD), laughing babies, general crap. Lately Evan & I have been watching this series "Let's Play Jedi Outcast" because the dude cracks me the fark up every time he starts losing, LOL.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person? I don't know that any panhandlers have ever asked me for money.

Have you ever had to go to A & E? What? A&E is the TV Network to me...

Who is your favorite comedian? Bernie Mac, may he RIP. I also like George Lopez & Katt Williams

Name some foods you will not eat: Liver, peas, soy milk

Do you have any irrational fears? I don't know?

Do you snoop in other people’s medicine cabinets? No

How much would you pay in ransom if someone stole your pet? I don't have a pet. But if I did, I don't think I'd pay any ransom at all.

Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham? No

Ever had surgery? No

Ever walked through a fast food restaurant drive thru? No

Interesting questions...


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