Thursday, May 10, 2007

I won the lottery!!!

$65,000.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I can get me a double-wide.

Now all I have to do is use this money that they gave me:

as a partial payment to claim my money. From the lottery. In Australia. The check is from Detroit, MI. The letter is from England...

It will only cost me an additional $3000 for taxes and a finder's fee for Gould Products to get my money! I'll end up with $58,000.

WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm rich, bitch!
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5 comments:

  1. MommaBooMay 10, 2007 3:24 PM

    Hey!

    Good for you!(sarcastically)

    Can I borrow...say...$1,000?

    Thanks, you rich biotch! :)

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  2. UnknownMay 10, 2007 3:32 PM

    Absolutely! I won't even charge interest. :-)

    ReplyDelete
  3. HeatherMay 10, 2007 4:00 PM

    That's awesome!! Go you!

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  4. BabaMay 10, 2007 4:03 PM

    These scams come over the internet all the time. Don't believe it...They only want your money. Baba

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2007 4:30 PM

    Wow! I wondered when someone would respond to that letter, I wrote it years ago.... :)

    ReplyDelete

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