Even though I had all week to do it.
My knees were hurting...
Yeah, that's why we didn't do it sooner...
Anyway, Evan and I were in the car people watching while the clothes washed and dried and a redneck pulled up right beside us and parked in the handicapped space.
Now playing: Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Me - He doesn't look handicapped to me.
Evan - Why is he staring at us?
Me - I don't know. I think he's going dumpster diving.
Dude gets out of the car. He's wearing all camo.
He goes to the dumpster and looks inside.
Me - That's a nice pot belly. I'm going to have sex with him.
Evan - LMFAO!
Dude comes back, still staring.
Evan - He's starting at you now.
Me - Because he wants to have sex with me too, dur.
Dude gets in car and Evan & I continue talking about him.
My alarm goes off, letting us know that it's time to put the clothes in the dryer.
So we get out of the car. Evan smiles at dude. Dude does not respond.
Inside the laundromat.
Now playing: N Sync - Gone
Evan - I smiled at him and he didn't smile back.
Me - Whatever.
So after we put the crap in the dryer, we go back out to the car.
Evan - I guess he can't read since he parked in the handicapped space.
Me - Well, there are no words there, just the symbol.
Evan - Maybe he can't read symbols.
Redneck starts burping.
Me - Maybe that's his only mode of communication.
Evan - LOL.
So after the alarm goes off again, we go in to fold the clothes.
Me - Go out to the car and put my purse in the trunk, I don't trust that dude.
Evan *comes back from putting my purse in the trunk* he smiled at me this time. He was looking at the car.
Me - Oh.
After we fold the clothes, we go back to the car.
Now playing: Diddy - Last Night (feat. Keyshia Cole)
Redneck is talking on the phone
RN - I'm at the laundry...warshin some underwears....I don't know, I just started. Bye. (pronounced Bah)
Me - Now he thinks he's a sheep.
RN - Bah. Bah. Baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Evan - *cracking up*
Then I got home and visited my favorite blogs. I found a quiz that tells you your greatest of the 7 deadly sins.
Discover Your Sins - Click Here
I am not surprised that Sloth is my greatest sin. I am surprised that I rated very low on Lust. I have lustful thoughts all the time...
Now playing: Sean Paul - Temperature