|You Were An Owl|
You are stealthy and secretive - no one knows the true you.
You are a seeker of freedom, and you are comfortable with your dark side.
|Your Daddy Is Darth Vader|
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest
Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland
|You Are a Total Brainiac|
You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius.
You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident.
You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to.
No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you.
You've got the brains to do anything you want.
It's possible you end up doing everything you want.
Yes, I'm a genius. I'm just lazy, LOL.
|Your Aura is Orange|
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.
The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.
Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart
Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent
Um, no. This is another one of those tests where none of the answers really fit me.
|Your Life Path Number is 3|
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.
You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.
In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.
While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them
|You Should Be a Manager|
You're very organized, motivated, and methodical.
Fair and objective, you can see all sides of a conflict. You are a good mediator.
You are task oriented. You do well with deadlines and schedules.
And while you can be a task master at times, you're good at managing people and listening to their input.
You do best when you:
- Must have attention to detail
- Are in charge of people
You would also be a good accountant or personal assistant.
NO! I hate managing people. I'd rather do it myself because other people SUCK, LOL. Being a Mommy is like being a manager. Just as frustrating, but more rewarding. (Or whatever PC shit a mother is supposed to say.)
|You Are a Little Prejudiced|
You can't help but judge people a little based on your personal biases.
But you tend to be aware of your prejudices, and you fight them the best you can.
Most people are more like you than they'd care to admit... but it doesn't mean you shouldn't change.
Remember to take each person as an individual. It's not fair to judge someone based on their background or subculture.
Fuck change. It pisses me off that black men don't date me. They think I'm "trying to act white". They'd rather have any fat bitch drug addicted 5 child having white woman than a decent black woman like myself. So yeah, I look down on those fuckers. Especially when they give me the evil eye for dating white men (because they are the only ones who ASK).
I do not look down on people for their sexuality or accent or racial background, but I DO judge people on the way they speak & act. It just so happens that too many black people can't or won't speak correct English. Speaking "Ebonics" does not make you seem more "in touch with your culture", it makes you seem STUPID. Get a dictionary.
Of course, if all you ever want to do is work blue collar jobs, I guess it doesn't really matter. But if you want to be one of the people in the boardroom, learn how to present yourself IN PUBLIC. You can act however you want to act at home. Don't "We" all do that anyway?
|You Are 32% Weirdo|
You're a little weird, but you'd be even weirder if you didn't have a few quirks.
You are just strange enough to know it, but nobody else seems to notice your weirdness.
That's because, deep down, everyone is a little freaky!
|You Are 78% Independent|
You've cultivated your own indepedent interests and personal style.
But you're open minded enough to also embrace anything trendy that strikes you.
|You Make a Good First Impression|
You probably are making a much better impression than you realize.
Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do.
If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does.
Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image.
Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener.
The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating!
But I DON'T find most people fascinating & I'm not good at faking it. (It's only fun to pretend to be fascinated if the other person is too stupid to realize that I'm faking it.) Most people talk way too much about boring shit that doesn't interest me. There is something about my face that makes people (IRL) tell me their life story. I would change it if I could, LOL.