It's been a whole week!

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hat because after 2 weeks of hellacious headaches, I got a cold.

Yeah.

Between breathing treatments & Theraflu, I've been napping.

Good thing - I couldn't smoke as much because I could barely breathe.
Bad thing - I didn't feel like doing ANYTHING.

Still don't.

Bye.

This is my favorite song lately. The video is blah, IMO, but I still love the song. :-)



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Now playing: Lily Allen - Fuck You

High Five Friday

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his is for the entire month of October, I think. I haven't been on as much as usual because of the wonderful HFHs (Headaches from Hell) I've had so whatever.

Cardiogirl for Jesus watches me every time I go to Walgreen's

News of the Weird and Unexplained for Funny Signs

Life out of Focus for My Mom

Clarity2009 for Please don't buy Nike products or patronize the Philadelphia Eagles. *WARNING* Photos on this page will be disturbing. Click the link at your own risk...

New Dilemma for Picture Snatcher

My Mind Wandered for Dear Hunter's Widow

Have you ever been awakened by

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he headache from HELL?

Who do I blame? God or Mother Nature?The one that hurts so bad you want to cry but you know crying will only stuff up your nose and make it hurt worse because then your head will be pounding in addition to feeling like someone hit you square in the middle of your forehead with a sledgehammer?

That's why I'm up in the middle of the night tonight.

The only good thing is that I'm not photosensitive, so it isn't an actual migraine, but I had to take some of that Migraine medicine with caffeine so I get to stay awake to know exactly when the pain goes away.

Yay.

So, my sleep is like a safe

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nd I have to crack the combination to the sleep before I can get any sleep.

It changes every night, LOL.

Yesterday, because EVERYTHING was hurting me, I took a demerol. Mainly for the stabbing pains I was feeling in my back & knees. I also had another MAJOR FUCKING HEADACHE so I went ahead and took that OTC Migraine medication.

The Migraine Meds have caffeine, which I unfortunately forgot because I took a second dose when I felt the headache coming back. I normally don't have caffeine in my diet, so one cup of coffee can have me cleaning the house from top to bottom as long as I'm not in any pain, nodamene? It's like speed for me, LOL.

So at 3:30 am, while I was crocheting the sleeves for my snuggie while watching the House episode that came on 45 minutes late because of some damned baseball game (luckily, I also record "Lie to me", so I got to see all of House.) I realized why I wasn't sleepy in spite of doing the laundry and grocery shopping all in one day.

So.

I took 2 Benadryl
2 OTC Sleeping Pills
2 Xanax.

I don't normally iron.The good news is that Evan actually went to school today without me even being up to rush him (though I have my doubts that he actually brushed his teeth...)

It might have had something to do with the fact that I ironed his Stewie Griffin shirt while I was awake and bored and tired of crocheting.

Yeah, he found it under a pile of clean white socks and underwear (or something) and was planning to wear it wrinkles and all.

Now, I don't normally iron. The fold wrinkles don't bother me. But I do usually have him put his shirts on hangers AT THE LAUNDROMAT & then hang them up when we get home.

The point is, I wasn't fiddnuh let him wear that balled up shirt to school, LOL.

Then I painted my nails.



I heard on some damned talk show that green is the new color for the season. So I bought some halloween green nail polish. But it was cheap ($.97) so it didn't have very good coverage. So I painted my nails black & then put the green on top. IRL it's like a forest green.

But when I installed the web cam software on this PC, for some reason I can't hold the cam & snap a picture like I used to be able to do. I'm sure it's something to do with the settings, but I haven't been bored or obsessed enough to figure out what to change.

Entyway, after the combo of meds I took, I fell asleep fairly quickly while holding a crust of French bread.

...

Yeah. I woke up at 9:30 or something this morning with a hard ass piece of bread in my hand, LOL.

That was a nice sleep! And Evan went to school even though I'm sure he held the damned alarm clock right up to my ear because it was moved from where I usually keep it.

BUT, that same combination will not work tonight.

*sigh*

So I'd better not nap, or I will be up for God knows how long tonight.

I'm cold.

Going to crochet more of my snuggie sleeve.

Ta!
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Now playing: Prince - Irresistable Bitch

I think I'm going to crochet a Snuggie

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am a little "bored".

I mean, with life as usual. I'm tired of the damned Twitter games I play because there's rarely a challenge anymore.

I used to crochet all the time.I'm getting bored with some of the TV I watch.

I have plenty of yarn...

I used to crochet all the time.

Then I made my grandmother an afghan and I was DONE with crocheting, LOL.

Now I want a snuggie because I get cold & hot and it's unpredictable...

Plus I have all that yarn.

So I think I'm going to crochet a snuggie while watching TV.

Kill 2 birds with one stone, or something like that.

:-)

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Now playing: Sublime - I've Seen Better Days
via FoxyTunes

Stuff - 10/17/09

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ell, The Boy is at his cousin's last football game of the season.



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Now playing: Phil Collins & Phil Bailey - Easy Lover
via FoxyTunes

My mother came over earlier today. Not for anything in particular, Evan had walked there earlier (for no reason other than he wanted to get away from me) and she called me to make sure he made it home.

She was talking and said: "Well, I guess you want to be alone since Evan is gone."
Me - I wasn't doing anything but watching Top Chef
She - Oh, well I have to go get some milk, but I didn't think I'd stop by since you'd be enjoying your time alone.
Me - If you want to come over, come over. I'm not in any particular "mood", I don't feel bad or sleepy or anything, so whatever.

Anyway, she came over.

I opened the door and...I don't know how cold it is, but I got a really chilly blast. (It's currently 44 degrees, I just checked.)

I got cold.

I turned the heat up to 74. Put on a pair of jogging pants over my Spongebob pajama pants & a sweatshirt over my t-shirt then got under all of my blankets while we talked about the TV shows we both watch.

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Now playing: Bobby McFerrin - Drive my car
via FoxyTunes

I was seriously freezing, LOL.

She said her legs were cold so I went to get her a blanket.

When I got back downstairs, I got hot.

It's weird. I could feel myself sweating under the sweatshirt, but I still felt kind of chilly. But my hands and feet were on fire. So I took of my socks and ugg-like slippers and put lotion on my hands and feet to cool them off.

MS is so weird, y'all. It's like what I imagine menopause to be like. One minute I'm burning the eff up, the next minute I'm freezing. Literally.

I think I get most of my exercise adjusting the damned thermostat.

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Now playing: Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
via FoxyTunes

Anyway, by the time she left I had to stand with the damned door open & my hands on the cold metal they were so hot.

While Evan has been gone today (and thus, not hogging the computer) I watched Grey's Anatomy and Dollhouse @ Hulu.

I need to watch Flash Forward, because for whatever reason it didn't record this week.

Does anyone else watch Dollhouse? I was LMAO when Victor turned into Echo and thought he was a girl and was doing the slutty dances in the club. HA!

Oh, here's a video someone made of it on youtube



Anyway, Evan's home now.

So bye!

Phone call with Mommy Dearest

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y mother called me twice. Once last night and once today.

I returned her call. She wants to give Evan money for his report card.
Will you come over and rub Ben Gay all over my butt?
Whatever

Me - Mom, will you come over and rub Ben Gay all over the back of my legs and my butt?
She - *Silence*
Me - Because I don't know what I did, but my legs feel like I ran a marathon.
She - *Silence*
Me - Mom?
She - NO! I SAW YOUR BUTT ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE A BABY! I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT NOW! YOU CRAZY SO AND SO!
Me - I was just joking, LMFAO
She - I was thinking "Can't you reach your own butt?"
Me - I just wanted to see what you'd say, LOL.

Fun.

Now I'm really going to rub Ben Gay on my buttockal area.

You should also read the First Post Today. :-)

Did I run a marathon in my sleep?

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woke up this morning and the backs of my thighs, my inner thighs, my butt - basically everything from the waist down feels like I walked all night or ran 26 miles.

What is this about?????????????

What the FUCK???

I don't think I did anything yesterday... I mean, more than my usual nothing or just going to Wal-Mart.

Seriously.

What is this about?

It HURTS.

Now I'm going to rub Ben Gay all over the back of my legs, dammit!

*cries*

Oh no! I'd better not cry or my fucking head will start hurting again.

*screams*

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Now playing: Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

Finally, something to post, LOL

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f you are one of the uptight motherfuckers who can't take a damned joke supersensitive to things which might be perceived as racist, don't read this.

I don't know what you just said to me.So there's a forum I go to all the time called JJHF (Jenn's Just Have Fun). I've been going there for years. There's one guy who is totally clueless when it comes to pop culture. I mean, he might as well be Amish, he's so clueless. (Back me up, Becky. You KNOW who I'm talking about, LOL.)

So one of the mothers has a baby who can make the Wendy Williams "How you doin'" face and I want her (the mother) to get the kid to say it and send it to Wendy so I can see the baby on TV.

This is the conversation that followed my link to the 8 month old baby who said it:

Click the pic to enlarge it!

Nothing to say

J

ust thought I should post...

My 37th Birthday!

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et me tell you about my birthday!

I woke up this morning to liquid diarrhea.

Then a fucking pterodactyl or some other equally large bird shat on my windshield.Liquid.

Yeah.

I had one dose of Pepto left, so I had to go to Wal-Mart to get some more.

On my way home, I started getting the headache from hell (pretty much the same one I've had for 2 weeks which Demerol isn't even helping).

Then a fucking pterodactyl or some other equally large bird shat on my windshield. Seriously, the splat was like 6 inches wide (maybe a slight exaggeration...)

Of course it had stopped raining by then, so I had to use my windshield wiper fluid to get it off, but it left that long streak of bird shit on the left...

Evan said he was going to walk to my mother's house 2 hours ago.

I called her.

He hasn't even been there.

He left his phone here...

I still don't know where he is.

All in all, it's been a wonderful birthday.

MS Twibbon

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created a Multiple Sclerosis Twibbon. I saw the ones for Breast Cancer, and decided to add an MS Twibbon too.

You can help the cause for MS Awareness by donating or participating in the Walks that the MS Society regularly has.

If you already have a Twitter acct, you can add the MS Twibbon to your avatar.

We ALL know someone affected by Multiple Sclerosis. It's a shitty disease that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Let's find a cure for this!

No, I don't watch Glee

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ecause, as a rule, I don't enjoy musicals.

But I saw this video from the show & loved it! It gets good @ approx 2:25. :-)

13 Things I want for my Birthday

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y 37th birthday is next Saturday. So if you order from My Amazon Wish List today, it should get here by then. :-)

Here are the top 13 things, though. (Just so you know, used is fine!)

1. House Season 5 DVD


2. $1,000 dollars


3. 42 inch plasma TV


4. Xbox 360 & games


5. Metallic Orange VW Bug


6. My own 1 level house with a pool


7. Vibrating tongue


8. 2 new 15" tires for my hoopty


9. New Chucks


10. Red Velvet Cake


11. A new DVD Tower


12. A Sugar Daddy (the man, not the candy)


13. Birthday Wishes!

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Now playing: Stevie Wonder - Happy Birthday