For Cardiogirl

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nce again, you have asked questions that require more space than I feel is polite to use in the VIP Lounge. So here are my answers to the questions that you asked.

Did Belinda Carlisle get it right when she sang that song “Heaven is a Place on Earth? That's just a song. But I think the underlying message is that you should try to live your life like there is no "afterlife" and be a kind, generous & loving human being while you're here. If everybody did that, it would be as close to heaven as possible.

Does God seriously love me no matter what I do and if so, how does his punishment figure into that? Does he get pissed off when I choose the wrong path? What about when I knowingly choose the wrong path? Yes. God is your Heavenly Father. You love your kids no matter what, right? You get irritated when they do the wrong thing. Sometimes you have to punish them, especially if they do the wrong thing knowing that it was wrong before they did it. But it doesn't stop you from loving them.

Will my mind work in Heaven the way it does here on Earth? Should Heaven and Earth be capitalized? Having never been to heaven, I have no idea about how your mind will work. But it has to be different, don't you think?

Are Heaven & Earth proper nouns like America or Saturn? If so, they should be capitalized. You would think they are, but I'm not an English teacher or a theologian so you should ask your preacher/pastor/minister/whatever.

What’s it like just adoring God all day for all of eternity? Is there boredom in Heaven? Girl, I have wondered this myself many times, LOL. I think if our minds work the same as they do here on Earth, there has to be boredom. On the other hand, I don't think God will let us feel pain (physical or psychological) so I don't know. Maybe things will just be so great that we don't think about being bored (or tired, for that matter.) That's a question I'll have to contemplate when I'm high... :-)

Will I run into people I know in Heaven? What if it’s that chick from seventh grade who dissed me and who I continue to despise to this day? Will I let go of grudges if I get there? Am I going to make it to Heaven?
Yes.
You will have forgiven that chick from 7th grade by then because you'll be IN FREAKING HEAVEN and won't have time for that petty shit.
Yes, you'll let go of grudges. I might even stop hating MD's other daughter. I mean, I'll have to in order to get there, right?
I can't answer that. But if I make it, I know you'll be there. :-)

Why did all of the shitty stuff that I’ve experienced so far have to happen? Please don’t tell me it’s because people have free will and don’t tell me it was a character-building exercise.
You just had to make this difficult didn't you. :-)
Well, you are the sum of all of your experiences. You're a pretty rocking chick, IMO, and you wouldn't be the same person if you'd had a different father or the chick from 7th grade hadn't dissed you.

You'd be a completely different person. You might not even be Cardiogirl. You might be Carbogirl or something, LOL.

You've heard the saying "If all the people in the world placed their troubles on a table, you would take yours back." (but more poetic than that, I don't know from poetry...)

Basically, it built your character. HA!!!!!!!!!!

Why do some people live a charmed life, relatively speaking, while others do not? For example, some people don’t have to deal with clinical depression. Some people don’t have to watch family members die a lingering, slow death. A death that lasts for more than ten years.
We don't know what kind of lives other people lead. I'm sure that when people see you, they don't think "Wow, she has clinical depression and has had relatives die from Alzheimer's disease."

From the outside, it might look charmed. But were we flies on the wall of that person's private life, we would find out that it isn't so charming or nice. Back to the "I'll keep my own problems, thanks." thing.

As shitty as it sounds, bad things have to happen to someone. If nothing bad ever happened, Heaven wouldn't really be a reward, would it?

What about those assholes who work for and represent the church, most notably the effers in the Catholic church who cross sexual boundaries? What about that?
There is a special place in Hell for child molesters & people who take advantage of those weaker than themselves.

I like to think that they get anally raped with a molten hot poker every day for eternity. I don't worry about the implausibility issues. If I can believe in Heaven, I can believe in a Hell suited for each individual person's sins. :-)

Why do people act as if God will fix this shit if only we pray hard enough? Does that mean the person who had really bad odds with cancer, but beat it anyway, prayed in the correct manner whereas the people who died did not pray hard enough? What the fuck crystal ball?

Because people are basically lazy and a lot of them are not willing to look at their own responsibility for their problems. It's easier to blame someone else or hope that someone else will fix it.

No, the person who died didn't necessarily "do" anything wrong. Maybe it had to happen that way. God has a plan, and we don't know what it is.

Back when I was suicidal, I never thought about the impact that my suicide would have on other people.

I'm going to take a minute now to do that.

Had I killed myself, my mother would have lost a husband to cancer & a child to suicide. This might have made her have a breakdown &/or spend the rest of her life wondering what she did wrong to deserve such a fate.

Evan would not have been born. Evan might discover a cure for cancer or write a book that changes the way people think or make a movie that wins 11 Academy Awards, or just be there to call 911 when someone else is in trouble.

All the people that I've touched in my life would be different. Whether that's a negative, I'll never know. But I do know that people who come in contact with me IRL or online or through stories others tell about me have their lives changed.

My life has had an impact on the lives of (possibly) millions of people. It's not grandiose thinking. I believe it to be fact.

I remember when I was 16 & I wanted a white Marilyn Monroesque Prom Dress. MD made me get a Southern Belle pink piece of taffeta (or whatever) crap. I sat in the mall & cried. A mentally disabled girl with glasses & a blonde "afro" came up to me and asked me what was wrong. I don't know why I answered her. I don't remember what she said to me. But I do know that after talking to her, I felt better.

If she's still alive, she probably doesn't remember me. She probably doesn't remember that moment. But I do. It brings tears to my eyes as I remember. That nameless girl that I wouldn't recognize today gave me comfort. And because of her, I may have been inspired to give comfort to someone else that I don't remember, but they do.

Think of all the random crap from your life that you remember. All of that has shaped who you are and what you do today. Like that girl from 7th grade - she probably doesn't even remember dissing you. But because she did, you were probably more careful not to treat someone else like that, because you remember what it felt like.

Now that I've taken up a major part of your day, continue spreading joy to your readers.

I hope I've given you some comfort. :-)

It's raining cows & pigs

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Now playing: Bob Marley & The Wailers - This Rain

Oh yeah, the flooding

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forgot to post these pictures earlier this week. They were taken 5 days ago. And yes it is still raining.

 

In the corner of MD's yard.


The gutter outside of MD's yard which fills every time it rains, but it's usually not that close to the top of the driveway.


High Five Friday posts:
Amy Oops - Restaurants you should avoid
Kewl stuff I found - Apparently...

I got a new stove last night!I watched "Eastwick" last night. It was good! It will be canceled soon I bet, LOL. It's based on "Witches of Eastwick" which starred Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer & Jack Nicholson back in the day.

I don't remember what else I watched. I know I watched CSI: NY at some point.

Stella slept with Adam for reasons which are unknown to me. Danny is in a wheelchair from a shooting that occurred when they (The CSIs) were all at a bar remembering whichever one Det. Flack was sleeping with last season.

So much crap happens IRL from the season finale of a show one year to the season premiere later in the year that I forget what happened if I don't watch the repeats.

The only repeats I watch are House (because he's my Boyfriend in my mind) & Bones (in syndication because I didn't start watching it for a couple of years).

This is a schizophrenic post, LOL.

I don't care!

OH! I watched Heroes.

T-bag from Prison Break is on there now.

I don't know if I'm going to continue to watch it, though. I can't watch it on NBC in its regular night because it conflicts with other crap, so I have to watch it on G4 and those bastards have chat crap going on on the side & bottom of the screen.

Plus I really don't care what happens to them anymore.

What else didn't I watch? Grey's Anatomy. It was 2 hours, so it would have conflicted with other shows I wanted to record. I'm thinking about quitting them anyway. I don't even know why I started watching that show...

I think that's all.

I got a new stove last night! I've only been living here for 17 years with the same oven from 1953 (slight exaggeration). But now I can't figure out how to get the burners up to wrap them with foil. I don't want to break it when I just got it, LOL.

Seriously. I can't clean the stove top if I can't lift the burners. There is no info about how to lift them in the manual either...

That really is all.

I have to do the damned grocery shopping.

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Now playing: Prince and the Revolution - Life can be so nice

I'm a Cool Nerd!

HOUSE, MD

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eah, I'm a day or 2 late telling you about the season premiere of House.

It's not my JOB.

You should be watching it for yourself anyway! :-)

Ennywho, it was soooooo good. 2 hours of Hughlicious fun. If you haven't seen it yet, I don't want to ruin it for you. If you don't watch it (GASP! WTF is wrong with you???) then you won't care.

But:

Some of the promos for this season were not scenes from the actual episodes. Like the one where a bunch of dudes are carrying him across the lawn & he's screaming/struggling. Didn't happen.

House had sex in the Looney Bin!That one where the blonde doctor says "You're gonna be fun." and he looks at her like "You have no idea..." didn't happen either.

He did figure out all of the patient's "issues" and use them against the patients and the doctors.

He found someone smarter/more devious than he is!!!!!!!!!!!

He fell in lust.

Had sex in the hospital.

Almost cried. His eyes actually did tear up.

Rapped at a talent show.

I'm not even joking.

So as of now, he's off the vicodin and not hallucinating anymore. I can't WAIT to see next week's episode.

Another good season premiere was CSI Miami. They went back 12 years and we found out that Horatio is basically the one who told Eric he should become a police officer/CSI. Eric is the one who first gave him a pair of sunglasses, LOL. They also introduced Eddie Cibrian's new character. I don't remember his name. I don't care. As long as Eric (Adam Rodriguez) is still there with his sexy lips, I don't need any more eye candy. :-)

Mother of the Year!

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o I'm supposed to pick up Evan from FB practice @ 5, right?

I looked at the clock 30 minutes ago & was like "OH SHIT! I forgot to get my baby!"

Then I remembered it's game night tonight. So he won't be back from "Away" until 8 or so.

Heh.

When practice first started, I didn't know what time to pick him up. So I got there @ 4ish and he had gotten someone else to drive him home I got pissed and told him to STAY THERE UNTIL I GET THERE. NO RIDES WITH PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW!.

That had been fine until last week when 1) practice ended early and b) it was Trail of Tears weekend here so half of the roads were blocked off. I was driving around everywhere and calling people to ask them where the eff my son was.

Let's get this straight. I don't panic. I get pissed, LOL.

So I went to my mother's house to see if he ended up there somehow and as I knocked on the door, I got a text from him saying "I'm home. Where are you??"

He had walked home.

*sigh*

This is why I told him to take his effing cell phone with him to school. Just keep it OFF until after practice so if it ends early, he can call me.

So yesterday, I was getting ready to go get him and he walks in the door.

He walked home again.

"I always usually mostly know where my son is!"Fine. He could use the exercise. I was especially happy that he got home before I got in the car to waste my gas in a pointless trip to go get him.

Tonight is an "Away" game. Last time I think I showed up at his school @ 7 and sat there reading by interior light for 30 minutes until they got back.

I told him to take his damned phone with him today. I told him where, on school grounds, he can get a good signal to call me.

I don't want him walking home in the dark.

But if he'd walk home after every practice I might have a cooked meatloaf or some friend chicken waiting for him.

HA!

Probably not. But I wouldn't have to leave the house, at least.

BTW, that is NOT my son's team. I don't know who they are. Just some other Middle School football team. Sue me. Not that you'd get anything...

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Now playing: Estelle ft Kanye West - American Boy

Why does it feel like Friday to me?

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t rained ALL WEEKEND. Rained all day today.

Until 2:45 pm.

Which is when they would decide if they were going to have fucking football practice.
So, I have to go out and pick up The Boy at 5 pm today.



I've got the damned headache from hell again! I just want to sleep it off!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*

Watch. It will do this all week. Rain until it's time to catch the fucking bus and then the sun will come out.

I HATE MOTHER NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S A FUCKING BITCHWHORESLUTSKANK!


OMG. It has FLOUR written on the geedee container.Anyway, Evan fried his first piece of chicken the other day!

I always bake my chicken. On a rack so all the grease drips down off the chicken. He doesn't like baked chicken. I don't give a fart.

So the other day he asked me if I would fry a piece of chicken for him.

Me - No. You can do it.
E - Will you stay in here and show me how?
Me - Sure. First, plug in the Fry Daddy
E - Ok.
Me - Now wash the chicken, pull all the fat off.
E - Ok
Me - Now blot the chicken dry
E - Ok
Me - Now put a half cup of flour in a gallon bag
E - This kind of flour?
Me - OMG. It has FLOUR written on the geedee container. Yes, that flour.
E - FINE!
Me - Now put a while bunch of Season All on the flour.
E - *about 3 shakes* This much?
Me - Cover the freaking flour with the freaking Season all.
E - *adds about a tablespoon* Is this enough.
Me - Yes, that's fine. Now close the bag and shake it up to mix it up so it's not just flour or seasoning in one spot. Put the chicken in the bag & shake it up.
E - Ok, now what?
Me - Wait for the light to go off on the Fry Daddy, put the chicken in for 15 minutes or until it floats.

So after 14 minutes (I know because he was like "Hasn't it been 15 minutes yet?" & then he looked to see if it was floating.)

He took it out. Drained it on paper towels.

That shit was gooooooood!

I mean, it might have helped that I'd been soaking it in salt water overnight, but whatever. The seasoning on the outside was good. I had one bite.

Now, I no longer have to make meatloaf or Fried Chicken for The Boy.

Later on I said: Call yer mama & tell her you friend some chicken
Evan: You mean NanaMama?
Me: You know what I mean, Boy!

So he called her and said "Hi Mom" and she said "Hi Son."

We made a big deal about his chicken frying. Just like when he was learning to use the pot instead of a diaper, LOL.

Me: Uncle used to be able to cook, everyone should know how to cook.
E: He still can. He made some chicken gizzards one time when I was over there.
Me: Oh. I thought he'd gotten lazy with the cooking after he got married.

So whatever. The boy can cook as long as he gets good instruction. *taking my bow*

Another show I'm watching that you should at least check out:

Giuliana & Bill on the Style Network. I didn't know anything about Giuliana except she was on E! News. She is very funny. I like her more than I had anticipated. I remember Bill from The Apprentice. He's definitely the more anal of the 2. But it's a funny show.

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Now playing: Whitney Houston - Clap your hands

High Five Friday?

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ot so much.

I've had a lot of back & headache trouble this week, so I didn't browse too much. I did find one post that entertained ME on Stephen Fry's Blog, but nothing from 'the usual suspects' because I didn't see them like I done already said before, when I said that about not browsing too much this week because my head hurt...

Have I mentioned yet that I've been up since 4:30 this morning? No naps. No caffiene - oh yeah!

There's caffeine in the OTC Migraine Medication I take, LOL. That's why I'm so damned hyper.

Like I done already said before, when I said that.Anyway, here are some of the TV Shows I started watching this summer or are new this fall that I think you should watch. (In no particular order)

The Universe on the History Channel
What would Brian Boitano Make?" on Food Network
"Eddie Griffin: Going for Broke" on VH1
Factory Floor on the National Geographic Channel
Vampire Diaries on The CW
Dr Oz Show in syndication. I learned yesterday that when you flush the toilet, a mist comes up that can spread for up to 20 feet and lingers in the air for hours! Which is why we all have fecal matter on our toothbrushes.

So, yeah, I instituted a new rule "Close the lid before you flush." That could be the reason I'm constantly getting The Trots! Of course, now I'll have to risk "surprise" when Evan 'forgets' to flush the toilet but remembers to close the effing lid...

Right now it's 11:30 PM on Thursday. So I'm fiddnuh take some xanax & melatonin with some Sleepytime tea so I can hopefully get to bed before the alarm goes off tomorrow.

That is all!

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Now playing: Prince - Shockadelica

Macy's Commercial

H

ave you seen this commercial?



I like Jessica Simpson & Donald Trump in this commercial. :-)

I'm so precious

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nd I mean that in the "What an idiot" way, LOL.

Here's why:

I had a headache yesterday. I tied a headband around my forehead like a Native American for the pressure. I usually wear a headband like a hair scarf because I don't want to "do" my hair.

I needed come cigarettes (SHUT UP!) but I decided to wait to see if The Boy had football practice. If he did, I'd just pick them up on my way home.

When I'm @ home, I usually just wear a t-shirt or a nightgown because I get hot very easily. My mother calls it "streaking".

Entyway, no football practice so I could go out, get my smokes & relax for the rest of the day.

I had a headache yesterday.I put on a pair of pants and a bra.

When I got into the car, I saw in the rear view mirror that I didn't have my hair covered. So I fixed it.

Got to the corner store, started walking in & thought "Damn, these pants feel loose! I know I didn't lose that much weight."

So I felt the waistband and THEY WERE NOT BUTTONED OR ZIPPED!

I'm standing in the middle of the farking parking lot buttoning & zipping my pants.

This old man came around the corner and looked at me like I had been pissing in the parking lot.

My question is:

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T EVAN TELL ME THAT MY HEADBAND WASN'T ON RIGHT & MY PANTS WEREN'T BUTTONED?

He claims he didn't notice...

I know he considers it his job to ignore me when he's not driving me insane, but really? How do you not "notice" unbuttoned pants?

Mommy Dearest came over today - 9/16/09

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or some reason, my phone does not give me her voice mails for DAYS. I always get it when she just leaves a call-back #, but the voice mails usually arrive about a week late.

She called me this morning. I called her back @ 11:30 when I got the text msg. Anyway, she got tired of waiting for me to call back and just came over.

Last week we were over there and she told me that her freezer was dying. Not the one on top of the refrigerator, but the big freezer that she had in the garage.

Last Week
Me: Well did you get all the crap out?
She: No, some of it is still frozen, so I'm just going to leave it in there and if it dies, I'll just get someone to take it to the curb for the garbage men.
Me: Good luck with that. Because if you let that crap spoil in there, I am NOT helping you take it to the curb. My fridge died once and it was the most God awful funk ever.

FF to today

She: I'm mad at you
Me: Why?
She: You should have told me that I needed to take that stuff out of the house right away! My whole garage smells like someone died in there.
Me: When you told me you were going to leave all that shit in there until Garbage Day I said "Good Luck with that" which translates as "That doesn't sound like a good idea to me."
She: But you said you wouldn't help me!
Me: I said if you wait for it to spoil I wouldn't help you. I would have helped you that day!
She: But there was still some ice in there....
Me: Uh huh
She: Anyway, every time I go in that garage I get mad @ you.
Me: Whatever.

Yesterday she called me because she couldn't get her computer to go off.

I have been over there and written down instructions for her. Like:

To shut down computer:
1. Click CTRL + ALT + Delete at the same time.
2. Click the red rectangle at the bottom right hand corner.
3. Turn off monitor.

So last night she calls & tells me that she can't get the computer to go off. Her words were:

She: The lights won't go off
Me: On the tower or the monitor?
She: The little black thing on the bottom of the desk
Me: The modem? Those lights never go out.
She: No, on the tv thingee.
Me: The monitor?
She: The what?
Me: The tv thingee, where you watch youtube videos. That light won't go off?
She: Right
Me: Well, did you shut down the computer?
She: What?
Me: Hit CTRL, ALT, Delete
She: But I'm still on youtube, don't I have to X out of that? (Evan's terminology)
Me: Hit CTRL, ALT, Delete
She: But what about -
Me: JUST Hit CTRL, ALT, Delete!
She: Ok. It says "Lock computer, switch users-"
Me: Just click on the red rectangle at the bottom with your mouse

She: Ok, it says "Monitor going to sleep" (Do you see how long this was taking if the damned monitor was going to sleep????)
It would be funny if it wasn't my life, and I was just an observer. :-)Me: Move your mouse. Is the screen back up?
She: Yes
Me: Well click the red rectangle
She: Oh, the thing with the arrow?
Me: That is a square. Hit the RECTANGLE beside the square.
Evan: The circle thingee with the line through it.
She: OH! Why didn't YOU say that?
Me: *sigh* I don't know.

See what I have to deal with??

When did it become my job to take care of my mother?

She gets irritated when I tell her shit like "You need a new DVD player" because hers isn't playing the new movies she buys. Then she asks my brother and he says the same damned thing that I said and that's when she's convinced.

Now I'm supposed to brow beat her until she gets a new freezer or takes the defrosting food out before she's ready to let go of it????

I decided a while ago that I'll give my advice once to people (all people) and if they don't want to take it, then it's not my business anymore. I can't make people (especially Mommy Freaking Dearest) listen to me.

*longsuffering sigh*

What's retarded is she goes through this shit with her mom, LOL. She tells her mother she needs to do something, Omah doesn't listen, then my mom calls me to complain about her mom. It would be funny if it wasn't my life, and I was just an observer. :-)

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Now playing: Carl Carlton - She's A Bad Mama Jama

OMLY, you should have seen it!

F

irst I was driving to Wal-Mart. There's a herd (?) of horses on my way. Usually they are just eating grass & chillin'. Today, 2 of them were fighting!

I don't know if one was a female & she was trying to get the male to leave her the eff alone, or if they were both males fighting over the same mare. I'd never seen that before. There are a LOT of horses around here. In people's yards & on their farms and I've never seen them acting like that. Maybe it was the rainy weather?

So then I get to Wal-Mart. Every handicapped person in the Tri-State area must have been there, because there were no handicapped spaces. I finally saw one woman loading her groceries into her TRUCK, so I turned on my blinker & just sat there until she was done.

I kid you not, I listened to 3 songs while the chick was loading up.

Then, she pulls out a milk crate and tries to stand on it to get in her TRUCK. It keeps slipping. I watched her do this for another song & finally got out and told her I'd hold the crate still while she stepped on it.

Um...I would never buy a truck because I have balance problems. I don't climb anymore. That's Evan's job now. Changing lightbulbs, taking down curtains, all the high shit is HIS job because it's unsafe for me and he's been a climbing monkey since he was 3 or something and would climb up the kitchen doorway to get his cereal from the top of the refrigerator.

There's no telling what Evan will do if I'm not awake to say "DON'T DO THAT!"Anyway, all while I was watching this woman struggle, I'm wondering "Why the hell would you buy a damned truck when you KNOW you can't climb? If you have to climb, why not bring a step ladder instead of a freaking milk crate???"

BTW, while I was holding the crate, it did a serious dip when she stepped onto it. I had visions of her falling and breaking my effing arm or something.

It was a new truck. I mean, to me it looked new. She needs to trade that bitch in for a station wagon or have someone else do the grocery shopping.

But I did notice that ppl were extra nice today, LOL. It reminded me of that commercial where one person does something nice and the people keep passing it on.

Every time I ran into a wall (I have to ride the electric cart & pull a regular cart behind me because the electric cart isn't big enough for 24 packs of water & stuff) people ran up to try to help me.

I can do it myself, but I let them help me.

Then when I got to the check out line, some woman just put all my shit on the belt for me.

She - How did you get this big thing of water in here?
Me - Do you see the way it's in there? I just pull it off the shelf and it falls in there, LOL. (Yes, I have busted more than one 24 pack of water that way. But if Evan isn't there, I do it myself by any means necessary.)

I think that's all.

Except I finally bought some capzasin for my back. It's about the only cream/gel that I haven't tried. I could go to the doctor but a) I don't feel like sitting in the waiting room full of sick people and 2) He'd only give me narcotics which I don't like to take because they knock me out and there's no telling what Evan will do if I'm not awake to say "DON'T DO THAT!" He had his music blasting one night @ 11 pm. I thought it was a car outside!

I hate puberty!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye. :-)

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Now playing: Missy Elliot - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)

VMAs

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just finished watching the VMAs.

I enjoyed Madonna's...speech about MJ. I was always more of a Prince fan, never doubted for 1 second that Jackson was a freak & possibly a pedophile, but the man made some decent music and he could dance his skinny vitiligoed ass off!

I liked the Michael Jackson tribute at the beginning with all of the dancers doing the dances from his videos. I liked when Janet came out & performed part of "Scream" (My favorite MJ song EVER.)

Russell Brand was a little disappointing this year? Maybe it's because I once again feel like I have a steel rod stuck up my back and in spite of the ice packs & the heating pad I just HURT SO BAD so I zapped through most of the shit.

Lady Gaga's performance was very odd. I mean, I've seen the video for "Paparazzi" but who would have thunk that she'd start "bleeding" on stage and act like she was killed? Kudos for singing live though. The girl's got pipes. I hear it's hard to sing while lying down and she did it and still sounded great. I don't know why she changed 3 (or was it 4?) times, but whatevs.

Kanye "I'm an insane publicity whore" West has once again shown that he's the BIGGEST DOUCHE in the world by interrupting Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video.

What is wrong with him?????? Seriously, he needs medication because he's fucking retarded. Luckily Beyonce was classy enough to let Taylor finish her speech when B won for Video of the Year.

Is it just me, or do the artists seem to get more and more...foolish with their VMA performances? Back in the day, Prince wore assless pants. (I really didn't need to see how hairy your ass is, Prince.) Britney came out with a snake one year. Beyonce dangled from the ceiling one year. Now Pink is doing circus tricks & Gaga is symbolicating (got that word from Wilson on House, MD) suicide or murder on stage.

Does someone have to get hurt or die before they stop trying to top the stunts from previous years and just sing the damned song? If you can sing, you really don't need all this extra crap.

What else?

I don't remember.

I'm really in a shitty mood. Pain has a way of doing that to me.

*sigh*

More gems from @shitmydadsays

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just got on the computer to find that someone had put me on the hit list and someone IN MY MOB attacked me multiple times.

So I needed something to amuse me & @shitmydadsays did not disappoint. :-)

Here are his latest tweets:

I love this commercial!

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he baby is so cute!

Yes, I rewind & watch it over & over to look at "Honey Bunny". :-)

Shut up.

High Five Friday

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eah, I was going to write about Vampire Diaries that I watched last night. But after getting new High Five pictures & crap, I'm suddenly tired.

So anyway, here are the 3 posts for High Five this week in no particular order. I'll get back to Vampire Diaries after a nap, maybe. :-)

Life out of Focus for Why Nettie is trying to kill me.

Aria'z Ink for Y'all make me sick.

Badgals Radio for The Plug she gave me, LOL. Disclaimer: I did a banner for her blog. It looks a little fuzzy to me seeing it up live, so I did another one. She doesn't have the new one up yet. But you know I ROCK at Paintshop Pro because I do my own graphics. :-)

That is all.