Really Quick Movie Reviews

In the Name of the King starring Jason Statham, Claire Forlani, Ron Pearlman & Ray Liotta

If you're a Jason Statham fan, you might be disappointed by this movie. To quote Evan, "It's not his best work" (HA! LMAO. Future movie critic?) It's like Lord of the Rings except with a retarded story and implausible action scenes. I can't think of a single redeeming thing to say about this movie. If I were you, I'd wait until it's on TNT or something to see it.

Gran Torino starring Clint Eastwood.

If you're a Clint fan like me, buy it. If you just want to see a good movie, rent it.

What!? Well that was a waste of 90 minutes!

A

fter a year long wait (or so it seemed), the new "season" of Ninja Warrior premiered last night.

I watched all the usual idiots, including G4's Olivia Munn (WTF was that?!?) knowing that eventually, my persistence and loyalty would pay off and I would get to see "my man", Makoto Nagano.

So finally, in the 4th episode, Nagano comes on.


"It's ok Makoto, you're still my Japanese boyfriend."And falls.

??????????????????????

I was waiting to see him get to the 4th stage. Seriously. I mean, I knew deep down inside that by the 4th episode with only 3 or 4 people making it to the 2nd stage, that it probably wouldn't get that far, but I never expected Nagano to go down in the first stage.

*cries*

I was so disgusted, I didn't even watch the rest of that episode or the next to see who won.

Evan had immense fun teasing me about Nagano's failure.

I'm so disappointed.

And now I have to wait another eternity to see a new episode again.



It's ok Makoto, you're still my Japanese boyfriend. You'll do better next time...

I hope.

*sniffle*

100 Questions Meme

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I was 4ish and playing "bull" with my brother. He was the matador. I ran straight at him and he moved and I ran into the radiator.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR
SLEEP? I am told that I occasionally snore or sleep talk. Ask Evan.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? All types. Except opera and jazz.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? My mother doesn't even know.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A new computer

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Sex

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVORITE POSSESSION(S)? My DVR

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'6"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not at all. I love close/tight spaces.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Evan.

13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? Something happening to Evan.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair and any color eyes but tar colored like mine. :-)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? In a frozen over hell.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Milk. It makes a body good.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Bacon

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Crab fresh from MD.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME? Black?

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No. What kind of question is that? Who does that?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED? I don't remember ever getting one.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? James Hugh Calum Laurie

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In my right thumb.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't give a shit.

25. WHO IS YOUR FAV FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY? James Hugh Calum Laurie

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? N/A

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Not on purpose. I have done it accidentally. It wasn't fun.

29. FAVORITE MOVIE I like a lot of different movies for different reasons, I can't pick just one.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 54

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunette

32. FAVORITE QUOTE? I don't remember stuff like that.

33. FAVORITE PLACE? Bed

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My left leg.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I don't think so.

37. FIRST JOB? Telemarketer.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Dur. When I was 13ish. I pranked the operator (genius) and she kept calling back until my mother answered the phone and said that no one there had done that. HA!"I like to compose operas & fix old appliances in my spare time."

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? No. I think everyone out there has a person who gets on their nerves less than everyone else.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Assassinating someone on 140 Mafia.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nyet

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? IRL, my intelligence. Online, my sense of humour. OMG. I can't believe I typed it that way. Humor. I'm American. WTF???

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD GLASSES? I have them now.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? $$$ It's October 10. Start buying those Wal-Mart gift cards now, thanks.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES? 1, Evan.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? HA!!!!!!!! No.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Body Odor.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D)ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? Graduating

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Pantene

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Smoked Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Smoking, cussing

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? I can be

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah. If I could clone me as an adult, I'd marry me. In Vermont. Or some place where gay marriage is legal.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? Oui

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sí

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listening to music or writing.

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS. Lose. Who but Kiera Knightly needs to gain 58 lbs???

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE? Raising a responsible & productive member of society.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Like I remember that...

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't know. Wal-Mart (seriously), MD, my grandmother, my brother, Evan, my doctor, my neurologist, my BFF, Russ Dale, Evan's School, Da PoPo...I think that's it.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID? There was no Barney when I was a kid. There was (and is) Big Bird.

63. Do you use sarcasm? Nooooooooooooooooo.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Yep.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Hourglass figure & nice hands.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I have none

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER? ESP

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? House, Saving Grace, Mythbusters, Dr. Who, Lost

69. WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES? Kill them, put them through a mulch machine & throw the scraps in the river. Ignore them.

70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Brown Cow

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Aye

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM? No

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Sleep

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? Florida. HA! An assisted living facility with lots of horny men.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Please. I didn't even read all the answers of the person from whom I stole this.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Wolf Lake on Sci-Fi

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Cran/Peach Ocean Spray

78. FAVORITE SONG I have different favorite songs for different moods. When I'm pissed, I like DMX. When I'm happy I like Black Eyed Peas. When I'm feeling nostalgic, I like oldies.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face?!?

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Compose operas & fix old appliances.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Teenagers

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR? Winter

83. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY? Green Apple Jolly Ranchers

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND? Yep

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black

86. EYE COLOR? Tar

87. SHOE SIZE? I can wear an 8½, but a 9 feels so good I buy a 10. (Dolly Parton. Oh! That's my favorite quote. Steel Magnolias. You're welcome.)

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? McSonic KrystalBell

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Pfeh

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? I've never had real sushi, only the stuff they serve at the Chinese buffet

91. WATCH TV TODAY? Duh

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I don't care.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not anymore. I own a clarinet, keyboard & electric guitar, though.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? No

95. KISSES OR HUGS? No

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? One night stands.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Groceries

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE? LOL

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Re-reading Duma Key by Stephen King

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE IN ONE WORD: whatever

Wordless Wednesday - 6/17/09

I

am posting this ahead of time, so I don't know how I'll be feeling @ 7am tomorrow morning. I'm sure I'll be asleep...

Anyway, here are some pictures Evan and I took of the pink sunset one day. :-)

I'm craving Triscuits

S

o before I leave to go buy some, I thought I'd post this.

Enjoy.


see more Fail Blog

High Five Friday - 6/12/09

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ere are this week's High Fives in no particular order.

She Lives for Closed Minded Christians

Diary of a Mad Bathroom for Edamame iamame youamame we all amame

Cardiogirl for How to avoid road rage according to AAA and amended by Cardiogirl

Aria'z Ink for LMFAO Friday

The Queen Speaks for Seriously?? Saturday

The Purple Turkey for Honest Roommate

Amy Oops for Top 10 Signs You won't be Graduating

What is today, anyway?

S

o this week, we asked MD out to dinner @ Western Sizzlin where the beans were too salty, they had no cinnamon buns, no meatloaf and the blackberry cobbler was all messed over so all crust and few beans.

Blah blah.

Lots of junk.

Evan is screwing me up.

I just woke up about 30 minutes ago.

I'm addicted to Spymaster & 140 Mafia, which is why I haven't updated my blog in days.

*sigh*

I still feel sleepy.

But I'm fiddnuh go make more spaghetti since the last batch of sauce I made was so freaking good.

Ta!

T-Mobile Mom to Mom Quiz

I found this on One Creative Queen's blog.

T-Mobile Mom to Mom Quiz:

Take the fun, Mom to Mom quiz and discover your parenting style.

I need more spymasters

"I'll be your best friend!"

I

f you twitter, please join Spymaster. Just go to playspymaster.com You don't have to do anything. In fact, you can turn off all notifications if you don't want to play, I just need more spymasters (people following me on twitter & also playing) to complete tasks.

I'm addicted.

It's all Daddy Papersurfer & Evan's fault. DP because he got me started. Evan because he came home and now I can't sleep so I stay up playing all the geedee time after trying (and failing) to sleep.

Please?

I'll be your best friend!

Not really, but whatever works...

Ozzy Osbourne?

Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne

What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest Why You Love Him: He takes you to church

Who's Your Daddy?

You Are Not a Snob

In general, you're a very open minded and kind person. There really isn't a snobby bone in your body. You are very accepting. You're not afraid to be who you are... you're proud of your individuality. In truth, you think that snobby people aren't good enough for you!

Are You Snobby?

You Are Wise

You are a protector and teacher. You help people deal with their struggles. Right now, you are seeking excitement and a bit of adventure in your life. You are drawn to people who are philosophical and thoughtful. You feel like there is one major thing in your life that needs to be changed. You find that any decision you have to make needs to be slept on... often for multiple nights.

The Jungle Test

You Feel Like Winter

You've reached a point in your life where you need a lot of downtime. You need to rest, recuperate, and reevaluate. Give yourself this time. It's possible that you've suffered some losses. Or maybe life just has you worn down. Take time to relax. You will emerge a better person if you are able to find true quiet and stillness.

What Season Do You Feel Like?

Your Life is Deeply Satisfying

You live a satisfying life even when it's not easy. You are dedicated to being happy. You make sure to what you're passionate about. You don't waste any moments. You surround yourself with people you cherish. There is a lot of love in your life. You are thankful for everything you have. You don't take anything for granted.

How Satisfying Is Your Life?

You Are Like a Cat

You are independent and a bit stubborn. You are content to do your own thing. You are curious about the world but still an individual. You prefer to be a solo explorer. You enjoy your alone time, but you also like some quiet company from time to time. You crave companionship, even if it means just spending time in the same room together.

What Pet Are You Like?

You Are Low Maintenance

Compared to most people, you are incredibly easy going. To be honest, you are truly a breath of fresh air. You are open minded about trying new things, and you're not upset when things don't work out. You are willing to go along to get along. And your attitude helps you truly enjoy life!

Are You High Maintenance?

Your Evil Name Is Svetlana Magena

Muhahahaha!

What's Your Evil Name?

You Are Thick-Skinned

People may not always love you, but that's totally fine. You're happy with who you are, and you don't really crave outside approval. You love yourself, and that's the most important thing. You have high self esteem. And because you don't care what other people think, they tend to like you a lot!

Are You Thin Skinned or Thick Skinned?

You Are Highly Spiritual

You may not have found the meaning of life, but you try to approach it with as much optimism as possible. You are always enthusiastic and grateful for every day you have. You are cheerful and energetic. You are a do-gooder who likes to keep busy. You are outgoing and carefree. You embrace life to the fullest.

The Watercolor Test

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LMFAO.

You Are A Car

You're the type of person who likes to do things your way. You're a little stubborn. You're very expressive and a true individual. You don't like to compromise. You are a very private person. You value your alone time. While you may seem self centered to some, you are actually very cooperative when you need to be.

What Type of Transportation Are You?

Your Mind is 30% Cluttered

Your mind is very free. You've liberated yourself from most worries and problems. And even if something does start to clutter your mind, you're easily able to let it go.

How Cluttered is Your Mind?

Your Door Says You Are Wildly Courageous

You are fun, outgoing, and incredibly cheerful. Life is an choose-your-own adventure for you. And there's no way you're choosing the beaten path. You have a warm personality. At times, you feel in love with the whole world.

The Front Door Test

Um...no?

You Are Conditioner

You are naturally nurturing and calming. You smooth things over. You can have a neutralizing effect. You can deal with chaos well. You are encouraging and supportive. You have a gentle touch. You are generous and bighearted. You have a lot to give.

What Bathroom Product Are You?

You Are Bitter

You aren't bitter at the world, even though you have a strong personality. Instead, you are sophisticated and cultured. You appreciate acquired tastes. You are very powerful. You have the ability to change a room's energy. While some may find you disagreeable, your points of view are intelligent and interesting.

What Taste Are You?

You Are Rain

You are dark and dramatic. You tend to be a bit over the top. You have strong emotions and they can change quickly. You are tempestuous. You are wild and unpredictable. You tend to overwhelm and surprise people. While you are aggressive, you are also a homebody. You don't really care for physical activities.

Are You Rain or Snow?

You Are the Living Room

You are laid back and casual. You can have fun in almost any situation. You believe in being easy going. Life's hard enough, and you're not going to make it any harder. You are sociable and friendly. You welcome almost anyone into your life. You are completely unpretentious. You prefer living in a comfortable home to living in a showy home.

What Room of the House Are You?

Your Ego is Small

You are quite humble. You try not to spend too much time congratulating yourself. You're proud of who you are, but you're also secure. You don't need to brag. You see yourself and others in a pretty realistic way. You appreciate strengths and faults. You respect people and believe that you can learn from them.

How Big Is Your Ego?

You Are the Third Eye Chakra

You are insightful and spiritual. You trust your intuition. You are deeply philosophical. You spend a lot of time thinking and theorizing. You are wise beyond your years. People turn to you for direction and hope. You are a clear thinker. You often know what you want to do and how you're going to do it.

What Chakra Are You?

You Are Hurley

To the outside observer, you're a happy-go-lucky, fun person. And it's true that you know how to have a good time. You can make the best of a bad situation. You love making other people smile. You're also quite level headed. You're often the voice of reason during chaotic times. However, there's a lot more inner turmoil going on than most people realize. You sometimes wonder if you're going crazy, and you even wonder if you're cursed.

Who Are You on LOST?

Cool! I love Hurley. :-)