I look like an Aquarius?

You Look Like an Aquarius

It's likely that you are very striking. You stand out in a room. You are probably also taller than average, and that also helps you get noticed. You have classical facial features... what some might call a handsome face. You have are attractive in a cool way. You're so attractive, it's intimidating. Like most Aquarius people, you are probably extremely independent... both in your thoughts and actions. You find other people fascinating, and you develop deep, long lasting friendships.

What Sign Do You Look Like?

No, I think not.

I'm not a baby, I'm 13!

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his is what my newly 13 year old son said to me last night at midnight after I said "Goodnight, baby."

HA!

He'll always be my ONLY baby.

So far, he still lets me smother him with kisses (as long as no one else is there to see).

So far, he still refuses to clean his ears so I have to do it. I think he likes it. Seriously, how hard is it to stick a washcloth covered finger in your ear in the shower? *sigh*

Whatever.

He's out with his Nana for his birthday lunch of Chinese food. I don't know when he'll be back.

That is all. :-)

Christmas 2008

W

here to begin?

On Wednesday, 12/24 we went to MD's house and had the dinner that is usually reserved for Christmas. She cooked chicken & dumplings, dressing, green bean casserole and probably something I don't remember. My grandmother ALWAYS cooks chicken & dumplings on Christmas, so we were told not to tell her that we'd had it at MD's house.

I wrapped most of MD's presents that she'd gotten for other people because I like to wrap.

Then she let Evan open on of his presents from the school. It turned out to be a yo-stick.

Then we went home and I did not sleep all night. I think I fell asleep at about 8am, so I wrote Evan a note that said "DO NOT wake me up. Don't talk to me until the alarm goes off." I had set the alarm for 12pm.

When I woke up at about 10am to use the bathroom, he said:

Evan - When are we going to Nana's?
Me - When I feel like it.
Evan - I want to go now.
Me - Bye!
Evan - Well, I'll call her first and let her know.

So he walked to Nana's. I slept until 12:15ish and then took a shower & whatnot. Went to Nana's and they (Evan & MD) pulled up right behind me.

Apparently, Evan had opened his gifts and just wanted to go home and play with the present I got him (StarWars: Jedi Outcast II) but they pulled up to the front of my house and saw MD's sister and they started talking while I was in back of my house getting ready to leave. :-)

Evan got a lot of clothes & stuff & money from MD & the school. He also got a bunch of Artemis Fowl books and another book called "Do hard things" from MD's other daughter.

I got money & 2 pair of sleep pants and a nightgown (I love sleep pants. They are my uniform when I'm not going outside.)

Then we went to my grandmother's house. She had made ME a chocolate cake (She makes caramel for everyone else. But I don't eat caramel, so she always makes chocolate for me. I don't know what her recipe for icing is, but it's soooooo good. I love her chocolate cakes.) I took about a quarter of the cake home. Didn't have any chicken & dumplings. She said that she's never cooking like that again since no one will eat it. Poor thing. Evan got more money.

Then we got home & Evan looked up cheats for the game and started playing it. I wanted to play it for real. The way it's supposed to be played. He doesn't.

I don't understand how it's fun to play when you're invincible and you already have all the weapons & stuff. What is the goal if everything is already given to you???

So I try to play by myself, but of course he decides that he needs to play as soon as he sees me having fun. I guess I will have to wait until school starts again before I can play the game without him backseat playing. *sigh*

Evan had said that he wanted to spend his money online to get some action figures that they don't have at Wal-mart. But, of course, it was a different story with the money burning a hole in his pocket. He spent it all (except $5) at Wal-mart the other day.

I have been feeling sick. Like I need to vomit, but I never do. I haven't been getting much sleep either. Like 2 hours and then I just lay there wanting to throw up but not being able to. :-(

I don't know when I'll next update my blog. I didn't even want to update today.

Whatever.

The Snow Test

Your Snow Test Says You're Independent

You feel like something good will happen to you in the next few weeks. You love to work, especially when work is creative. You have the makings of a successful artist. You are an independent, individualistic person. You thrive when you're doing your own thing. Your biggest worry in your life is your health. You tend to be a bit of a hypochondriac. When it comes time to relax, you have no problem letting go. You are already pretty relaxed as is!

The Snow Test

Thanks for all the Christmas Wishes & stuff!

I

got 12 hours of sleep last night.

Because, for some reason, my back and my thighs were sore. Like I'd run a marathon.

So I took my last Darvocet.

Forgot that I'd taken the Darvocet & took a sleeping pill.

Full night's sleep.

I only woke up because the mail lady put a box between my screen door & my regular door. I always wake up whenever anyone opens my screen door.

Anyway, I'll tell y'all about Christmas tomorrow.

My back still hurts. :-(

I knew I was a non dialect American!

You Speak General American English!

55% General American English 20% Yankee 15% Dixie 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Merry Christmas!

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Now playing: Harry Connick, Jr. - This Christmas
via FoxyTunes

Got Eggnog?

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e were supposed to sing "Deck the Halls" (The version from "A Christmas Story") but The Boy decided to flake out.

Because he's a punk.

:-)

OMG! It's cold!

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heeeeeeeeee!

See? We had ICE. All day. I even went out today. :-)

I got to wear my big winter coat that I haven't worn in about 2 years.

The heat actually came on. I even turned it up a degree (to 70°).

I'm happy, LOL.

I even gave "My Greeter" a hug today. (I'm not a touchy feely person, y'all.)

This is what winter is supposed to feel like!

I think only other people with MS understand how much the weather affects how I feel. When it gets over 60°, I'm sluggish and I hurt more.

Today I was able to clean the oven (it's been a long time) and vacuum and all kinds of crap that I've let go because my back hurts so much.

Wheeeeeeee!

It will be getting warmer as the week goes on, but at least I got some stuff done today!

Thanka Jaysus! :-)

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Now playing: Ludacris - Cold Outside
via FoxyTunes

The Castle Test

You Are A Thoughtful Idealist

You have no problem diving into new experiences. You're so brave that you don't even notice how courageous you are. You like to think that people see you as intellectual and wise. You consider yourself to be very smart. You are a very romantic person. You can't help but see the world as it should be. Right now, stress occasionally makes you feel trapped in your life. You usually have a clear perspective on things though! Overall, your life is dramatic and unpredictable. You life in interesting times. You feel like the fate of the future partially rests in your hands. You believe you need to help make the world a better place.

The Castle Personality Test

??????? I don't know about this.

I should live in a purple state

You Should Live in a Purple State

Your preferences are 35% Blue, 65% Red You may not be a swing voter, but you feel comfortable around moderate people. You tend to do best in states with a red and blue mix - like Nevada and North Carolina. You are adaptable. You can converse with a church crowd as easily as with grad students.

Should You Live in a Red State or a Blue State?

Why it's good to be poor at Christmas

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r it could be because I'm disabled? I have no idea...

But the school feels sorry for your kid and he gets a shitload of x-mas presents from "Santa". The churches (even the ones we don't go to) donate too!

HA!

I wonder if they'd be that generous knowing that we may be poor "technically", but we are doing much better than the people with mortgages & car payments & multiple kids & whatnot.

It's all at my mother's house so he won't bug me until next Thursday to open "just one?"

Wheeeee!

I got him one gift. I'll give him money that he can spend post Christmas to get other crap he wants.

[rant]

I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING RAIN!

It's been like 3 weeks of this crap.

I have my BACK DOOR OPEN WIDE because it's so effing hot. And I'm tired of parking in a mud bog.



I'm dreaming of a cold Christmas. I mean, I enjoy not having the heat come on constantly, but I'm sooooooo tired of the weather. I should not be sweating in December. I should not need a damned fan in the middle of winter!

OMG. The mosquitoes are going to be horrible next summer. *cries*

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Now playing: Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun via FoxyTunes

High Five Friday - 12/19/08

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ere are this week's recipients, in no particular order.

Monday Morning Power for Picture of the Year.

Amy Oops for OJ. :-)

Bad Gals Radio for RuPaul as Michelle & Barack Obama. He's a better looking Michelle than Michelle, IMO. I hate that bitch! (RuPaul) It's not right that a man looks better in makeup than a natural born woman.

Jokes @ jDonuts for Redneck Harley.

Odd Planet for Redneck Shoes?

Makes you laugh for If State Signs Told the Truth, Corporate Lesson 2 and Don't Laugh: Learning English.

I can't stand the rain

I

think that's why my effing knees have been hurting so bad these last 2 weeks.

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Now playing: Pink - Stupid Girls via FoxyTunes

I tried a sample of Biore Daily Facial Scrub and my skin looked so smooth I was inspired to put on makeup. I didn't even put on any foundation or powder because my skin looked so smooth. I just did my eyes and my lips (I took the picture after I got back, so I just have Chap Stick on now.) It's been so long since I last wore makeup, I've forgotten how to put it on.

Furreal.

My eyes are jacked up, LOL. Plus I didn't put on contacts before I did the makeup, so the liner is uneven & whatnot. Whatever.


Anyway, MD & I went to Wal-mart today. My greeter told me that I looked good today.

Me - Thank you!
She - I've never seen you with makeup on before.
Me - Well, I don't normally wear it. But my mother always says I should. So this is her Christmas present for the year, LOL.
She - I think you look pretty either way.
Me - So do I!
She - Well, the makeup just makes your eyes pop more.
Me - I agree. (It sounds so conceited when I read it. I mean, I am conceited, but I didn't say it the way it reads.)

That is exactly why I don't wear makeup all the time. Sometimes it's just nice to get a compliment. When I don't wear makeup that often, I get the compliments. When I used to wear it almost every day, everyone thought I was sick if I didn't wear it.

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Now playing: Christina Aguilera - Somebody's Somebody via FoxyTunes

We went to Wal-mart because MD wanted to get the ingredients for something she had at a Christmas party. Did you know there's a place where you can search for recipes by ingredient? I didn't. But now I do. Because she brought one of the things home so that I could try to figure out the ingredients. I have a better palate than I thought. She thought it was peanut butter. I knew it was butterscotch morsels. :-)

She could not find the chow mein noodles or the butterscotch morsels by herself. Then I had to search for a shirt for Evan's favorite cousin for X-mas & some shoes for Evan. What would she have done without me? Wander around for an hour trying to find everything?

Then we went for Chinese food. There was a baby in there who was so well behaved and happy. She reminded me of when Evan was a baby and we could take him anywhere and not worry about him disturbing the other patrons. That little girl (I guess it was a girl) was so smiley. :-)

No, the picture of the baby is not the baby I saw today, but they look similar.

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Now playing: Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me via FoxyTunes

MD was in the mood for Christmas Music, she said. What she meant was "I'm in the mood for this one song over and over again." Luckily, I can stand the song. It was "Silent Night" by The Temptations.

The entire time I was in the restaurant, I was humming the damned song. So I have to listen to other shit so that my mind will be on something else besides "Silent Night" all day.

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Now playing: Shakira - Suerte (Whenever, Wherever) via FoxyTunes

I know you've heard about the reporter who threw a shoe and President Bush by now. EVERYONE has talked about it.

Who knew that W had the reflexes of a cat?



That is all.

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Now playing: Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) via FoxyTunes

Too much time online

I

spent way too much time online this weekend.

My right hand hurts. Like the beginning of Carpal Tunnel.

So I won't be online or dropping cards as much until it feels better.

Calms Forté

R

ecently, I ordered a free sample of Calms Forté.

It's advertised as a sleep aid/stress reducer.

There were 4 pills in the sample pack. They are as good a xanax IMO, but they're all natural and non habit-forming.

YESSSSSSSSSS!

So after I finished the 4 sample tablets, I went to Wal-mart and bought a pack.

It's less than $4 for 32 pills.

Some days I take them because I'm stressed out, some days I only take them to get to sleep. I LOVE IT and it's cheaper than xanax, LOL.

When I take them for sleep, I fall asleep within 30 minutes. I sleep all night. I don't feel "hung over" the next day.

When I take them because The Boy is ticking me off I feel stressed, I feel calm within 30 minutes. I think it says to take them 3x/day for stress, but I've found that only one does the job.

If you're stressed out or an insomniac, definitely give these pills a try! :-)

My rainbow is tinted gray...

Your rainbow is shaded gray.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Did you see my BF hosting SNL?

I

am so happy that the writers stepped up to the plate this week! I LOVED the show. If you didn't record it (and save for the foreseeable future), or watch it live (????) check your tv schedule (Pronounced SHED-yule) for the repeat!

The only thing that sucked on the show was Kanye West. (Seriously, WTF was that? He's trying to sing now? And do Michael Jacksonesque dance moves? Really?!!?)

This is my favorite skit, Bronx Beat:

(Bronx Beat Sketch)

I've also watched this sketch several times:

(Christmas Dinner Sketch)

Yay! I'm so happy. :-)

**Update** - Pooooooooooop! Frigging Copyright issues. *sigh* If NBC would get the show up on their freaking website instead of being weeks beind, people wouldn't need to post clips on youtube.

Here's a promo for the SNL that Hugh hosted.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

I

haven't seen the remake with Keanu Reeves yet, obviously. The original came on the other day, so I watched it. Here's a quick review.

Starring: Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe
Director: Robert Wise
Genre: Sci-Fi Drama Thriller
Plot from IMDb: An alien lands and tells the people of Earth that they must live peacefully or be destroyed as a danger to other planets.
Should you see it? Yes
Rating (out of 5 hearts): ♥♥♥♥
My Comments: I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. It was 1951, after all. There was no CGI back then (I'm sure you didn't realize that...). But after the first few minutes, I didn't even think about how weird the robot looked, LOL. The story is engaging and is still relevant today. Which, I suppose, is why they did a remake.

I was distracted by Hugh Marlowe. His face reminds me of someone else. This happens to me all the time, but usually I can find out by reading the bio who their children are and that's usually a name I recognize. No such luck today. :-(

Anyway, see this one before you go see the shiny new version!

Evan has a blog

I

don't remember why he wanted one.

But you can check it out if you want to.

No perverts or pedophiles, please.

Thank you.

Chasing Pavements

W

hat is it with all these British singers sounding like old R&B singers?

Whatever, I love it. :-)


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Now playing: Busta Rhymes - Arab Money Remix via FoxyTunes

What my home says about me

What Your Home Says About You

You come across as very intellectual. People take your wisdom seriously. Your hygiene is passable, but you may be hiding some dirty secrets. You are a very domestic person. You enjoy decorating, cooking, and making things homey. You are not a nurturing person by nature, but you can easily take care of someone you truly love. You feel settled in your life. You have enough time to focus on little details. You are not a very self sufficient person. You depend on others more than you realize. Your friends see you as honest, humble, and responsible.

What Does Your Home Say About You?

Unfortunately, I am not as self sufficient as I'd like to be. :-(

High Five Friday - 12/12/08

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ere are this week's High Fives, in no particular order


Jokes @ jDonuts for How's your day going? and Marshmallows.

Amy Oops for Sense. The first time I saw that, I burst out laughing. Her caption is so perfect! :-)

Steven Humour for This snowman looks suspiciously like a penis.

Skirmisher for this. I'm pretty sure that the pictures weren't taken in sequence. It feels like someone just put them together for effect. But what gets me is HOW CAN YOU BE FAMOUS, KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU ALL THE TIME, AND STILL DO SOMETHING SO STUPID??

Makes you laugh for Naked fire rescue. It took me a long time to feel comfortable sleeping naked, because I always thought "What if there's a fire? I'll be outside naked." I don't do it anymore, because of The Boy. But this picture is just precious, LOL.

Freaky Frugalite for Man builds his dream girl. I'm speechless.

LinGZ for Food for Life V. Cute!

I'm twisted & so is my boy.

I

t's my fault. I admit it.

Yesterday I was reading YHTBT at Using Humor. It's about when people tell you a story that they think is funny and when you don't laugh, they say "You had to be there."

Dan told a joke about Descartes and pointed out that it would only be funny to someone who knows about Descartes.

Descartes’ famous quote was Cogito ergo sum, “I think, therefore I am.”

This is how I'm twisted:
I woke up from a nap at about 6:30pm. I immediately said to Evan "Want to hear a joke?"
He - Sure.
Me - This guy Descartes goes to a restaurant and orders a hamburger. The waitress asks if he wants fries with that. He says "I think not" and disappears.
He - *confused look* Ok.........
Me - LMFAO!

Then I explained to him why the joke was funny. He was not amused.

Why did I do that?

For the look on his face. I knew he'd think that I was just "sleep talking" like the time I told him to be careful of the frogs in the kitchen (I said that once, apparently).

I wish there was some way to hook my brain up to the computer and download what I see when he does some stuff. When he gives me certain looks. I have a picture of him when he was about 12 mos old and he was looking at me like "Have you lost your damned mind, woman?" I love that picture. I don't remember why he was looking at me like that, but the expression on his little baby face is so adult. I love it!

Here is how The Boy is twisted:
Evan - Today at school, JimBob (made up name) poked me in the arm. So I waited until he was in front of me and poked him in his back. He fell flat on the floor and said "Oh my God, my back is numb!"

I proceeded to crack the fark up. (Again, demonstrating how I'm twisted.)

Evan - Do you want me to poke you in the back so your back will be numb? (Awwww, so sweet. He wants to relieve my back pain...)
Me - Did it look like it hurt?
Evan - Yeah.
Me - No thanks, then.

The Boy cracks me up. He is acting more and more like a teenager & it ticks me off, but then he'll tell me some insane thing about one of his friends and it makes me laugh as hard as Bernie Mac ever did.

He's a joy.

But maybe you'd have to be here to understand...

I am a Reluctant Shopper

You Are a Reluctant Shopper

You really don't enjoy shopping. For you, it's just another chore. You approach shopping systematically. You research what you're going to buy and come prepared with a list. Of all the types, you are the most likely to not buy things you don't need. You try to de-emphasize stuff in your life. You find shopping and buying things to be a rather empty experience.

What Kind of Shopper Are You?

Twas a dark and stormy night...

S

o, last night I got no sleep. I've been up since about 10 am yesterday.

It was 34° on Monday. Yesterday it was 68°. I hate when the weather does that. Pick a temperature and stick with it! I like to sleep when it's about 68° in the house. After cooking dinner, the thermometer on the clock read 77°.

It stayed at that temp until after 11 pm. Even with the window & back door open and the fan on.

I had to close the back door because it started raining and it was coming inside.

Fine.

I was watching my BF (Hugh Laurie) on Conan O'Brian. He's hosting Saturday Night Live this week. I hope it's better than the last time he hosted! SNL has been good this season. Let's hope the writers don't disappoint this week. *crossing fingers*

Anyway, it was raining and thundering and lightning. I was okay with that. The sound of rain is actually relaxing. I even enjoy thunder. I remember taking Evan to stand at the back door when he was a baby (2ish) and letting him watch the lightning so that he would think it was cool and not be afraid of it. (I did a lot of things like that...pick up bugs or eat grody vegetables, LOL.)

He slept through the whole thing last night.

Around 1 am, the power went out. So no fan. I have some of those "Stick & Click" lights so I was reading while I "glowed" (Read: sweated my ass off). The lights came back on at 2:30 for about 30 minutes. Just long enough for me to get into "Wanted" before they cut back off. *sigh*

So I re-lit my candle and clicked my lights and started reading again (Re-reading the final story in The Dark Tower series.)

At around 3 am, the tornado sirens started going off "*Beep beep beep* This is the Tornado Warning System. Please seek shelter now."

30 minutes later they came back on with "Beeeeeeeep. All clear. Repeat, All clear."

This is the first time I've actually heard them "in action". I've only ever heard them testing the siren.

After they sounded the all clear, I tried to sleep. Didn't happen. Which is fine because the clocks were off and I was up to wake up The Boy to get ready for school.

Now after the bug man comes, I'm going to try to take a nap.
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Now playing: The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men via FoxyTunes

Wanted & Hancock Reviews - PG13 with spoilers

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nce again, I find myself with nothing about which to write, so I'm going to go ahead and do quick reviews for Hancock & Wanted.


Wanted
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Common
Director: Timur Bekmambetov
Genre: Action Thriller
Plot from IMDb: A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.
Should you see it? YES!
Rating (out of 5 hearts): ♥♥♥♥♥
My Comments: It is kind of a mix of Fight Club (which I love) and Batman Begins (for the training sequences). I really liked this movie because I was not sitting there thinking "No way could that happen!" I was just enjoying the action. I've watched it multiple times since getting it. I can't wait to see if MythBusters does a "Curve a bullet" myth on their show! The last action scene is AWESOME. The very last scene is hella good too! Ok, the whole movie kicks ass, but the last 10 minutes are the best I've seen in a while. :-)

Hancock
Starring: Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron
Director: Peter Berg (I love his movies!)
Genre: Action Comedy Fantasy Thriller
Plot from IMDb: There are heroes. There are superheroes. And then there's...
Should you see it? Yes
Rating (out of 5 hearts): ♥♥♥½
My Comments: I knew that Hancock was a drunkard who happened to have super human abilities. I wasn't quite expecting this. I enjoyed the action scenes in the beginning. The score really fit the movie in those scenes. I enjoyed it less when they got into the mythology of Hancock's character. And, I was pulled out of the movie by thinking "BullSHIT. There's no way."

Stop reading here if you haven't seen it, because there are going to be spoilers.

So, we find out in the movie that Charlize Theron's character & Smith's character were part of a "pair" of "gods" created at the same time. They'd been together for over 3000 years or something.

...

Excuse me, but if Will Smith was around 3,000 years ago, wouldn't he be darker? I mean seriously. We American blacks are the color that we are because of race mixing. If you can pass the paper bag test, you have some white in your family somewhere. Also, there's no way that Will Smith would be walking around with Charlize Theron in Miami in 1920. Even if you are a superhero, black people didn't do whatever the hell they wanted in the freaking 20s.

If Hancock was alive before America was even born, where did they live? Why don't they have accents? Will Smith got the job because he's box office gold. I don't think people necessarily care if he "fits" what the character is supposed to be representing. Good for him. Bad for people like me who watch movies and need to be distracted by awesome action to be able to not think for 90 minutes.

Once the movie got to the exposition, I stopped enjoying it fully. I think I've watched it once all the way through. A couple of times I just watched the first half of the movie and fell asleep to the rest.

It's not bad. It just required too much "suspension of disbelief" on my part to enjoy it fully.

Jason Bateman was great, though (The "Good Job" scene is one of my favorites). And I will continue to see movies directed by Peter Berg because I like his style.

Mommy Dearest took me out for lunch!!

*

Thud*

For no reason. She paid. No idea why. She didn't even want to "talk to me" about anything in particular.

OMG.

Am I dying?

Conversation with Evan

W

e had this convo while MD was over seeing her babies (Al Green & the baby with Dennis Haysbert.)

He was basically trying to get on my nerves. I was reading while MD talked to herself about how to use the computer. He can't stand being ignored if he can't be on the computer, nodamene?

E - Mama, do you love me?
Me - You know I love you, boy.
E - Do you like me?
Me - Sometimes.
E - Do you always like me?
Me - No, not always.
E - Do you sometimes like me?
Me - Yes.
E - Do you ever always like me?
Me - No.
E - Do you ever always not like me?
Me - No. Do you love me?
E - I guess.
Me - You know you love me, boy. Do you like me?
E - Sometimes.
Me - Do you ever not like me?
E - When you have PMS.
MD - He means he always loves you, but sometimes he doesn't like you.
Me - We already covered love.
MD - Oh, I didn't hear that.
Me - That's why you shouldn't inject your comments if you don't know what we're talking about.
E - Yeah.
MD - I don't like either of y'all.
Me & E - *Fake crying*
MD - But I love Prince Evan.
Me - He's only Prince Evan at your house. In my house, he's "The Boy".

We told her about how Spencer Douchebag calls his Nana "Queen Nana". (I saw it on "The Soup". NO, I do not watch The Hills!)

Freaky.

We spent all weekend watching Hancock & Wanted. Mayhap I will give quick reviews on both of them later in the week.

But hasn't everyone seen them already?

I'm considering closing this blog down

Because I often forget to post crap.

Would you care?

My car is possessed.

F

urreal.

I put the car in park. Turned it to the "off" position, took the key out and it was still running.

Flavor Flav had to unhook the battery AND the alternator before it stopped running.

Yay.

I love with this shit happens at Christmas Time.

*sobs*

Skywatch Friday - 12/5/08

A

fter my first Skywatch Friday, I started taking all kinds of pictures of the sky with my phone. Here's one of the sunset.



That is all. :-)


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Now playing: Will Smith - Mr. Niceguy via FoxyTunes

More Babies

B

ecause I was bored. I went to Routon Babymaker 3000.



The babies are in order of cuteness, IMO.

Those are some gorgeous eyes! Dwayne Johnson would make a pretty baby with me. :-)


This baby wouldn't stop making the DeeDeeDee face. I have a hard time believing that Dennis Haysbert and I could make a baby that actually looked like this...


Half me, half Prince = Fat headed baby...


Note to self: Never have a baby with Julian McMahon. She was the only girl, BTW. Another reason not to have sex with him should I ever meet him.


No. No matter how I mixed the babies (more me or more him), I never got a Shiloh look-alike. Or even a baby that didn't look like an idiot. No Pitt babies for me. :-(

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Now playing: Rhianna - Umbrella via FoxyTunes

High Five Friday on Thursday

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hese are left over from last week. Or something. Whatever...

My Signs of Life for "A Stingray bit my nipple". The title amuses me, but it also looks like an interesting book, LOL.

Hey Shae! for "How to make bedroom slippers". This is a good idea for the current economy. :-)

Skirmisher for this. I saw this on my news ticker on the DVR. I can't even buleedis. And this too.

WTF Do You Blog About? for this. I knew that people online were twisted and definitely less inhibited than in real life, but this is disgusting.

Blogsters Guild for Google Stereotype Search Suggestions.

Amy Oops for Jump Rope Fail. LMFAO!

She Lives for "I am thankful for...".

Only in Silence for "Parents, please choose the kiddie rides wisely"

As the Garden Grows for "Now that’s a relaxed squirrel"

Archie's Pod for "Life Lessons".

Jokes @ jDonuts for "Lipstick". :-)

The Fun Sucker for "OMG This is hilarious!"

Pearl Grass for "Strange Toys for Kids". I just want to know how many parents bought that for their kids...

My thoughts on stuff for "Condometric".

Darkchild for "Son denied benefits after mom's death". Outrageous!

And last is Baconnaise. This is not a blog, it's a product. I love bacon. Not so into mayonnaise, but I'd try this. Even though it's a heart attack in a squeeze bottle...



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Now playing: Donnie Klang - Doctor Love via FoxyTunes

Evan cracks me up

I

don't know why, but we always seem to have a good time at the laundromat.

Monday, it was raining/snowing and we went to do the laundry. (The picture is supposed to show the snowflakes that had melted in his hair. I couldn't get a good picture of the actual snowing.)

So I was trying to re-read "Song of Susannah" by Stephen King, but of course The Boy wouldn't let me concentrate.

Evan - I can beat anyone at arm wrestling with my new technique.
Me - Ok, let's arm wrestle.
Evan - I can't do it here.
Me - Well, what do you do?
Evan - Right after they say "Go", I scream.
Me - LMFAO! Is it the high pitched scream?
Evan - Yes.

That had me laughing for about 10 minutes because I know what his high pitch scream sounds like, and I can imagine everyone being so startled by it, that they forget about the arm wrestling.

Then he told me about a new game that he & his friends "play". They say "Knee" or "Arm" or whatever and then poke the other person in that part of the body. He says he always waits until they're in front of him and then he yells "BACK!" and pokes them in the back.

It's so stoopid. But it's funny.

Then he kept pulling my bookmark out of the book and I'm all "Stop!" At the same time, we both said "Don't!" (From the SNL skit with the guy who was trying to get a guy to not jump off a bldg and commit suicide.)

We really do have a serious mind meld/psychic thing going on. We think the same thing at the same time and the same stupid crap makes us laugh.

If he wasn't so shy, I'd borrow MD's video camera and tape him being himself. He's hilarious!

When he's not driving me insane...

;-)

Insidious McDonald's Commercial

It got into my head.

Because when I first saw it, I was thinking "Is this some new R&B singer?"

Now I'm always singing it.

I still don't buy the product, but it's a cute commercial.

Entrecard Link Love - 12/2/08

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ollowing are my Entrecard Stats for the month of November.

Top Droppers
The Junk Drawer - 31
Turnip of Power - 30
Curiously Awesome - 30
Technically Easy - 30
Multiply themes - 30
atenean101 - 30
24patrol - 30
Journal of Journey - 30
PC Tips - 29
Online Games - 29

Top Advertisers by Click
I Do Things - 121
Sasha's Corner - 88
Pandora's Casket - 72
Rebellious Arab Girl - 61
Pregnancy and Cancer - 61
Babette's Definitely Maybe! - 27
Beyond Feron - 25
Karlonia.com - 25
joanjoyce - 23
Dirty Shanks - 21

TeeVee & Thangs

F

irst, I just discovered that my printer power cord is broken.

Like someone clipped it off...

How the ayche did that happen?

*Sigh*

Now I have to buy a new power cord.

But I want an all in one printer, so should I even bother? But I just bought some printer ink...

So it's waste $40 (for the ink) and get a new printer/scanner or wait for months (did I mention that I tend to procrastinate?) until I finally get online & find a power cord?

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Now playing: Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) via FoxyTunes

Anyway, I was just watching "The Girls Next Door".

Shut up. I like watching and knowing that even if I have sex with a different dude every week, I'll still never be as much of a ho as those bitches.

1st, Kendra said that she lost her virginity at 14!!!

OMG. I don't want to think about Evan having sex next year. OR this year. WHY do girls have sex when they don't even know their own bodies and the boys can't last for more than 10 seconds? What is the point of that?

Then one of the contenders for Playboy's 55th anniversary playmate said that her grandmother said that it was "Awesome" or something that she was trying out for that.

I'm 36 years old. I can't imagine my grandmother (or my mother, or any of my relatives) saying "Cool, go for it!" if I said I was trying out for Playboy.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?

I'm sure that a lot of women think that there's nothing wrong with posing naked. "We were all born that way." and other crap. Maybe they think it's empowering.

I just don't understand that mindset. I don't even like taking off my clothes for the damned doctor.

I'm only comfortable being naked in the shower or when I'm about to get laid. I'm a prude. I admit it.

Somebody please explain to me when being a freaking whoreish female became "Awesome."

Thanks.
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Now playing: Prince & The New Power Generation - Willing And Able via FoxyTunes

"The Unit" was awesome this week. Did anyone else see it come on 40 minutes late and stay up to watch it?

I'm still waiting for CBS to just admit that NOTHING comes on when it's supposed to on Sunday nights so that I can go to sleep instead of flipping back to CBS every 5 minutes to see if it's come on yet. The only show I watch on CBS on Sundays is "The Unit". Change the day already. I don't give a phuuuuuuuuuuuuck about the other shows that come on. Especially not 60 minutes. (Though I did see Anderson Cooper race Michael Phelps. AC dove in and Phelps had to stay underwater and not use his hands at all for the entire lap. Phelps still beat him by a few seconds, LOL.)

Lastly, I'm thinking about shaving my hair off again. I last cut it off in 4/07. I loved it. I mean the maintenance. I could wash it every day in the shower. Normally, I wash it once a week and it takes forever & a day to dry.

I've been seeing so many black women with really short hair and it looks so good on them. I always felt like I had to wear makeup every day when I had no hair. With it out of the braids and shorter, I can dye it or whatever.

But as soon as I cut it, I'll miss my hair. Even if all I do is braid it.

Maybe I'll just take the braids out and relax it for a while...

*Sigh*

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Now playing: Janet Jackson - Feedback via FoxyTunes

Andddd, it's raining. Turning into snow overnight.

Now, I don't live on the mountain, so any accumulation will be gone by the time Evan wakes up. Which would be fine except our county also includes some mountain areas and they will have snow or ice for several hours in the morning. The damned superintendent waits until the last second to cancel school. The last time it snowed, we didn't even get notified. The buses just never showed up.

Dumb bastard.
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Now playing: Mary J. Blige - PMS via FoxyTunes