Beyonce & Shakira together!

I have CDs by both of these artists, but when I heard "duet" I didn't think their styles would match. I think it's pretty good! I like the song. :-)

Shakira & Beyoncé - Beautiful Liar
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I just found MyLot

It's a place online that pays you for your posts???

There are a million different topics to post about. You can reply to someone's post or post your own subject.

I spent several hours there last night. It's similar to Delphi Forums, except you have to check your e-mail to see if you have any responses. I don't like that. I'm spoiled by the forum experience, LOL.

Anyway, check it out. Or you can wait until I tell you I've gotten paid first, LOL.

3 more things about me

1. The last movie I saw in the theater was Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.
That was back when I still drove to Chattanooga. I made Evan sit several rows in front of me so he couldn't talk through the whole movie, LOL. I still remember that there was some MAJOR SW fan in the theater who clapped every time Yoda came on the screen. And when Yoda said something about Chewbacca, he clapped again. It was interesting, LOL.

When I was single with no dependents I went to the movies every Friday after work. I LOVE movies. Now that I'm a homebody, when I see an interesting looking movie trailer I think "I'll have to remember to rent that when it comes out."

It takes a much shorter time for movies to come out on DVD these days. Plus 5 minutes after I think "I have to rent that" I've forgotten about it and don't remember until I see it on the shelves at Wal-mart.

2. What did you have for breakfast this morning?

I guess since breakfast technically means "Breaking your fast", I'll tell you the first thing I ate today.

As soon as I remember.

A peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Creamy Peanut Butter and Red Plum jam. I LOVE Red Plum jam.

3. What is your middle name?

None of your effing business. My mother fucked me over on both my first and middle names. Actually, all 3 of her kids have retarded middle names, but I'm the only one with a retarded and unpronounceable (according to everyone for whom I pronounce my name) first name.

Angelika.

Pronounced un-GAY-lee-kuh.

Not Angelica an-GEL-ick-uh.

Not Anjuleekuh an-juh-lee-kuh

NOT EFFING an-GAY-luh-kuh.

NO you MAY NOT call me Angie, Gail, Angelica, Develika (unless you know me and I already love you) or any other variation of Angelika or it's diminutives. (I know what you're thinking Cynic. Don't do it.)

I saw this video on youtube the other day and the girl's name was Anjelah.

She obviously didn't grow up in the south. I CANNOT IMAGINE what southern people would do to that name, LOL.

And yes, I clearly have PMS because I got extremely irritated just thinking about all the idiotic ways people pronounce my name even though I've said it for them 5 times already.

Imbeciles.

Topic change.

I wish there was a website online where you could describe what the word you're searching for in your mental files meant, and then they would give you some words that mean that.

Somebody do that.

I won't even sue for you stealing my idea. Just get it done.

Thanks.

One of the reasons why I love Sunshine

A couple of weeks ago I posted about feeling guilty for never talking to my BFF but then asking her to drive me to my Dr. appointments.

I sent her this e-mail:

Sent: 2/20/07 2:58 AM
Subject: My next appt

I hope it's not too late for you to schedule time off for 3/27 if
you're still taking me to my Dr appt. My calendar says 10:15 but again I don't remember if it's EST or CST. I'll find out closer to the date.

What's up?

Evan has strep. I am a blog whore...

That's about it, LOL.

Today I got this:

I remembered your appt and already scheduled myself off. Let me know what time to pick you up.

See? I had to look on my damned phone to find out when my appointment was and she remembered on her own.

She's thoughtful like that.

I am a horrible person...

I mean, I still love me but I don't know if I'd be my friend, LOL.

I must have PMS

because last night I was watching Bizarre Foods and it was making me hungry.

He was eating Balut, huge ass tree worms or something, stuffed frogs, blah blah etc.

And I was thinking "I'd try that" (SOME of that).

And I got hungry.

My fucking mother brought me some rare roast beef the other day. I haven't really eaten red meat in a while. Not for health reasons, I just wanted different stuff.

ANYWAY, ever since she brought me that sweet sweet bloody beef I WANT MEAT!

When I went to Wal-Mart the other day I looked for the cut of beef that she uses to make Roast Beef and of course they didn't have it. They rarely have it. ANYWHERE. God, I hate living in the boonies.

So then I was looking at the Pork Butts and they were all so huge. I didn't feel like waiting for the butcher to cut on in thirds, LOL.

So I got a steak.

I just remembered I haven't cooked it yet!

Bye.

See what that woman started???

I MUST make you OD on Youtube videos now in support of Hugh.

The Late Late Show


I'm in love with Steffi Graf from A Bit of Fry & Laurie


2006 Emmy Awards with Helen Mirren


Jeeves & Wooster with Stephen Fry

So today at Delphi Forums

Some woman had the audacity to say to me "I think people like him (Hugh Laurie) because of the bad boy thing. He's not the sexiest man alive."

So I went off.

Like those teeny boppers who still don't recognize that Britney Spears is a redneck whore and will defend her to the death.

But I digress.

I said:

OMG!

I can never come back to this forum again if you're going to disparage Hugh.

He's a bestselling author.
He's getting his best selling book made into a movie.
He can dance
He can sing
He's funny
He loves his wife!!!

I like HUGH, not House.

Go on youtube.com and search for Hugh Laurie. There are hundreds of videos showing clips from OTHER stuff he did. I have all four series (seasons in the US) of his show "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" on DVD and he's done so many other things before anyone ever heard of House!!

You've wounded me.

She still hasn't answered, LOL.

Anyway, for you poor poor tards who don't know anything about Hugh Laurie other than "House" here is one of his songs from "A Bit of Fry and Laurie".

Heroes

BEST.EPISODE.EVER!!!

I was really debating if I was going to watch it. I'm still pissed off about Studio 60 being on permanent hiatus.

I usually don't feel like watcing 24 until Tuesday when House is taping but thanks to effing American Idol, ONCE AGAIN, there's no House this week.

[WHY does Fox continually neglect to show their best series??? I don't CARE who gets voted off or who sings what. I want to know what HOUSE will do next. It's like every other week they take 2 weeks off. I HATE FOX!!! Stupid]

Anyway, before I get into Heroes, Jeff Goldblum is going to have a new series! It's called "Raines" and it premiers sometime in March. I can't remember the exact day. I'm SO EXCITED! I LOVE Jeff Goldblum!!! I always have. He might be the one to make me stop crushing on Hugh Laurie. IF the series is good. I hope it is. I can love Hugh & Jeff!!! It's not like I'm sleeping with either one of them.

So...Heroes.

So much happened in this episode! We found out that Claire's dad has been doing his job for 15 years. He knew when he 'adopted' her that she might turn into one of "them" and he knew that "they" (his bosses) would take her if she did.

Hiro's dad looks like one of the main men!!! There was NO CLUE about Hiro's dad - unless I fell asleep during one of the earlier episodes, which is a distinct possibility. I wonder if Hiro's dad knows that Hiro is a hero? I wonder if he's trying to protect him like Claire's dad was.

The biggest surprise, to me, was finding out that Claire's dad isn't the asshole we thought he was. He actually loves his daughter and he WAS trying to protect her all this time. YAY! He was shot and had the Haitian wipe his memory to keep her safe! Awwwwwwww.

I love this show! Even though they give you more questions with each episode, they answer a lot of the questions every week. That's awesome!

The biggest questions are still WTF is going on and who wants the Heroes? For what reason? But I'm willing to stick with it as long as it stays good.

Prison Break has lost a lot of my interest ever since they broke out of prison. How can Josh (I'll always think of that detective guy as Josh since he used to be on As The World Turns) always be one step ahead, or at least even with Michael & Link?

That should be another post.

I'm so excited!

Heroes was great. Jeff Goldblum is getting a new series. And I had some hot wings for dinner.

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

I'm out.

Sarcasm Aside - My new tenant.

I told you a while ago that I had joined BlogExplosion to get more traffic to my blog.

Well, they have this thing where you can rent your blog out to other people (look under my picture, that's the link to my renter. Otherwise it says "Rent my blog") OR you can rent other people's blogs.

When you let someone rent your blog, it supposed to generate more traffic to their site and in return I get credits which allows me to get more banners to get more traffic.

Confused yet?

I don't care.

Anyway, I had 5 interested bidders to rent my blog and I chose "Sarcasm Aside".

First, the name appealed to me. Dur.

But then I read the profile & a couple of posts from each bidder. I liked his profile and I LOVED his blog entry about painting his room, LOL. Go there and read it. Click the link. Over there in the sidebar under my picture.

I mean, after you read this entry...

So YAY! I'm a Bloglord. Heh.

Well I tried

I had the best of intentions.

Evan got up at 5:40. Took his temperature. It was 102.6????

HOW can he get sick with something else while he's on antibiotics???

Anyway, I said "Take some tylenol and a shower. You're going to school."

So after his shower, he was wheezing. I said "Take a breathing treatment." (To head off the whole asthma attack shit.) So he did.

I said "Put your shoes on and make sure you have all your school stuff ready to go."

So he's standing by the door wheezing in spite of the breathing treatment and a puff of his inhaler.

I said "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep your clothes on, we're going to the Dr."

*sigh*

I was so sleepy, LOL. I didn't get to sleep until 3am. And he kept coughing once he got down here so every time he did it would jerk me awake.

He got 3 more days of antibiotics, some cough medicine and another asthma medication.

I might as well give up and start homeschooling.

NOT!!!!!

Today

Well, I had planned on doing laundry.

But Evan still has 5 pair of clean pants so FUCK IT! LOL.

He came home yesterday and told me that once again he spent all day on the trampoline at Nana's house.

Today he has a fever.

I told him he's not allowed to go to Nana's anymore because he always comes back sick.

BUT HE'S GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW IF HE HAS TO DRAG AN IV POLE BEHIND HIM!

My back hurts.

Forrest Whitaker won the oscar for best actor.

Times, they are achanging.

I remember when IF a black person was nominated, we knew who WASN'T going to win the oscar. In the past ten years, 3 black men have won for best actor.

Only one black woman has won in the past 10 years.

But anyway, when Forrest won I was thinking "Damn, they sure are giving oscar to a lot of black people!"

HOW SAD IS IT that in 79 years,6 or 7 black people seems like a lot?

Whatever, I haven't seen any of the movies and won't until they come on TNT. Maybe not even then.

I only flicked back to see who won best actor and actress and ONCE AGAIN the ceremony went AT LEAST 30 minutes over.

Why don't they just schedule it for 4 hours and then IF they get done before the alloted time is over, we can be proud of them?

I hate award shows for that very reason.

I really don't care to hear all the acceptance speeches, all the damned patter between winner's speeches, and I don't need to hear the songs from the movies.

I don't even know why I care enough about who won best Actor & Actress to find out.

I was watching the "Dog the bounty hunter" marathon on A&E.

It's not one of the shows I normally watch.

Things I know about Dog now
He says "Bra" and "Brother" a lot.
He was in prison for murder!! (Why is it that murderers get out of prison but people selling drugs stay in there for life??? I know someone will argue that drug dealers kill a lot more people with their drugs than a murderer. BUT the dealers don't MAKE people take drugs. All the people who die from overdoses are just slow suicides.)
His wife, Beth, has some of the biggest tits I've ever seen. Her back must hurt her uuuurrry day!

That is all.

I am going to lie down.

Ugly ass kids

I spend a lot of time at delphi forums.

There are things called "signatures" (what I create at Sweet Signatures).

Some people have pics of their cars, their pets, their favorite celebrity, whatever.

Then there are people who post pictures of their ugly ass kids.

I KNOW that THEY don't think their children are ugly.

Or at least they aren't supposed to say that they know their kids are ugly.

But damn.

Some kids are so ugly I think "If that was my kid I would NOT post pictures of them all over the place."

It's...sad.

LOL.

Poor ugly kids.

I think most kids are better looking than their parents. At least, that's the case with everyone I know.

Some of the UGLIEST people can have the most gorgeous children.

I'm so glad Evan isn't ugly, LOL.

Lord, please forgive me for this post. And be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea.

Amen.

Get a free game!

5minutesformom.com is having a contest and you can get the Rhyme-n-tyme game for the prize.

Go there and do enter.

What else do you have to do?

On this day in black history

2/24/1864: Rebecca Lee Crumpler becomes the first black woman to receive an M.D. degree. She graduated from the New England Female Medical College.

Yes, I know I've forgotten to do the Black Facts for the past few days.

So?

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Today

I can't believe I got MORE sleep!

I slept until 3am this morning and then after Evan left for school I slept again until 11 am.

WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO.

So I decided to try to change the appearance of my blog again. I couldn't decide what I wanted.

After I finally decided and was in the process of uploading all the crap, Evan decides to call his Nana.

She had said on Tuesday (or whenever) that she didn't want to see us for at least a week because she didn't want to get strep throat.

GOOD!

BUT when Evan called her she decided she needed an Al Green fix from youtube.

*Sigh*

It really pissed me off, LOL. I HATE when I'm in the process of doing something and I have to stop.

So I went ahead and put the browser on youtube and went to wash dishes.

15 minutes and she still wasn't here.

So I sat back down at the computer and started messing with the template.

Then she shows up.

So I made Evan finish washing the dishes and I started watching "Kingdom Hospital".

Whenever my mother comes over here, she talks WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too loud because she forgets she has the headphones on and we can fucking hear her without her shouting.

Also, she says stuff that I don't care about, like "You should see what Al is wearing in this video." and "Oh no! This was only 36 seconds long."

I'm hard of hearing (too many years of listening to my music at full volume) AND I HATE when people talk while I'm trying to watch TV. I have to rewind it every time anyone says something because I can't hear with too much background noise. I can't hear the person speaking or the TV clearly.

She had the nerve to ask me "Why do you have the tv so loud?"
I said "So I can hear it over your 'singing' and whispered conversations with Evan!"

Then she pulled out her old standby line "Are you pmssing?"

Me - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Evan asked if he could spend the night. She said yes. I said "FINE! THEN LEAVE!!"

LOL.

While Evan was upstairs packing his bag she asked me some convoluted question about youtube. So I started getting up.

She - NO! Don't get up! It's not important!
Me - I just want to understand what you're asking me
She *groaning and holding her head* But you're in a bad mood.
Me - I AM NOT IN A BAD MOOD!

So I answered her question and sat back down.

Anyway, she and Evan continued to make it impossible for me to watch any geedee tv.

I was so happy when they left, LOL.

WTFever

I need a post here. So I can see what it looks like

I am not a pimp!

Nonetheless, I shall try to pimp Russ's video again.

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Russ is on Wikipedia!

OMG!

He's more famous now than ever!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_Has_Massive_Hair_Wig_Out

That's a whole page about the original video, which was a marketing ploy or whatever.

But then at the bottom of the page there's THIS:


Click on the image to get a bigger view.

How awesome is that?!?

A message I posted at JJHF

From: Angelika (MeMiceElf) Feb-21 2:09 pm
To: ALL

People, I have been awake since I don't know when.

Let me think.

Up all night Sunday night.

Woke my mother up at 7 on Monday and asked her to go to the pharmacy to get Evan's prescriptions. Had to stay awake until she got back with them.

Monday when I thought it was a holiday...

Probably got a 2 hour nap around 5 pm.

Up all night again.

Had to stay awake yesterday so I could take Evan to our regular doctor and be there at 8am when the doors opened so we wouldn't have to wait all day.

Went to the pharmacy.

Came home, stayed awake until 7 pm when I fell asleep watching some shit I had recorded.

Woke up at 9 pm with a massive headache because the pillows I have behind my back for TV watching are NOT pillows I would normally sleep on. They're hard ass lumbar support things. Also I probably jerked myself awake when I didn't know what time it was because I was afraid Evan wouldn't go to bed and I HAD wanted him to go to school today.

Stayed up all night again.

When I went to the bathroom at 5am he called to me from his bedroom and he sounded so bad I called my mother to take him to the ER.

After the ER my mother HAD to go to Shoney's for breakfast.

I had 2 cups of coffee BEFORE she told me that she hadn't ordered decaf because she figured it was early enough in the day that it wouldn't keep HER up tonight.

Went to Walmart because she needed bread.

Got home around 10. Had to stay awake because I had called the school earlier and asked them to have his homework & shit for this week waiting for me at the front desk when I came by at noon.

Went to get the shit.

Here I am, still awake.

Fucking caffeine.

My veins are popping out of my skin. I LOOK like I'm about to have a stroke.

I don't have caffeine in my diet normally. So 2 cups of coffee is like cocaine to me or something.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF.

I'm going to watch the shit I recorded.

Maybe trying to stay awake to watch 2 hours of 24 will put me to sleep.

And now for the good news.

I DID get on the bed to watch my DVR recorded shit. I told Evan in advance not to make ANY NOISE and if I fell asleep to LEAVE ME ALONE and make sure he went to bed at 9 pm.

So I watched CSI Miami. Then I remembered I always fall asleep trying to watch "As time goes by" so I put it on. Fell asleep. Evan woke me up to ask me how to print the story he had written. I was pissed off that he woke me up.

BUT, it was 8:45 so I could make sure he'd go to bed at 9.

As soon as he printed the story (I may or may not post that. I think it's really good for an 11 year old. But I'm his mom...so idunoh. There are some things that don't make sense, but he's frigging 11!!! He's not Stephen King so I will not give him my constructive criticism at this point. I'm just glad he enjoys writing.)

Where was I.

After he printed the story and went to bed I started watching CSI NY. Fell asleep.

Woke up at 11 pm.

Turned on CSI NY again.

Fell asleep.

Woke up at 3.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's like a 10 hour period during which I got sleep. On and off but mostly on. And this time I'm not pissed about waking up at 3 am. At least I've gotten some sleep!

Yippie Skippie!

That is all.

Russ

Has a video blog on YouTube.com

Something I stole

from another blog.

I haven't read it yet so it will be interesting to do it as I read it. :-)

Things that scare me
1. Space
2. Hopping insects
3. Death of my son (or disfiguring injury)

People that make me laugh
1. My son
2. Katt Williams
3. Bernie Mac

Things I love
1. My computer
2. My DVR
3. My fingernails

Things I hate
1. Oprah (not technically a thing but whatever)
2. Frivolous lawsuits
3. Multiple Sclerosis

Things I don't understand
1. Obsession with celebrity (what they wear, eat and do)
2. Quantum Physics
3. Mandarin Chinese

Things on my desk
1. Cigarettes
2. Enviga
3. Advil

Things I'm doing right now
1. Answering Evan's questions about his makeup work
2. Listening to Itunes
3. Admiring my fingernails

Things I want to do before I die
1. I
2. don't
3. know

Things I can do
1. Make awesome signature tags
2. Speed Read
3. Act like I give a shit when I don't

Things you should listen to
1. Music. Everyday.
2. Mozart
3. Music from a different country/different language

Things you should never listen to
1. Oprah
2. Tree Huggers
3. My mother

Things I would like to learn
1. Spanish
2. How to get my blog to look the way I want it to look
3. How to drive a stick shift

Favorite Foods
1. GOOD hot wings
2. Famous Amos Chocolate Chip cookies
3. Crab

Favorite Beverages
1. Sprite Zero
2. Tropicana Sugar Free Orangeade
3. Green Apple Kool-Aid

TV shows I watched, books I read as a kid
1. Roll of thunder, hear my cry
2. To kill a mockingbird
3. Little House on the Prairie

RussieFace "LardLover" Dale

From Radhole.com (one of my links if you LOOK) did a video for the H&R Block TaxCut Online contest.

Watch it. (It's really good!)

Vote. (FOR HIM!)

Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ckahu1wD7U

While you're on youtube.com you should check out his other videos. He did a spoof on the "Massive bride hair wigout" that was hilarious.

American Idol

I'm not going to talk about everybody because I wasn't planning on doing a blog entry about it.

But then I started taking notes...

Paula's hair looks dry and fried. Much like her brain probably is.

ANYWAY

Sundance Head
I was so looking forward to his performance. He was one of my favorites during the auditions. I was disappointed tonight. I didn't like the song. It was boring and lifeless.

Paul Kim
He did 'Careless Whisper'. One of my favorite George Michael songs. He did a decent job with it. Plus it's always nice to see an Asian 'representing'! ;-p

Chris Richardson
He did 'I don't wanna be'. Lackluster perfomance. I can't help comparing him to Elliot Yamin's version from last year.

Blake Lewis
To be honest, I didn't even remember who he was until Randy said "I kept expecting you to beatbox." And now I don't remember what song he did. Oh it was something from one of those singers I don't listen to like Gwenyth Paltrow's Husband... Whatever. He did a good job!

Sanjaya Malaker (Or Whatever)
I really can't comment on him. I guess he did a decent job singing ? but his constant smile creeps me out and he needs a haircut. OH! I actually took notes on him, LOL. I wrote "Singing put me to sleep" and "compare to Elliot". The song is "Knocks me off my feet". Which Sanjaya failed to do...


Chris Sligh
I LOVE his personality. I wrote down "Sang well, didn't like the song". I was a little let down, I guess. But he didn't do a bad job...

Jared Cotter
Another one on which I can't comment. I mean about the singing. HE pisses me off. He's one of those people that mugs for the camera. He wants to be a star. It's not about the music with him, IMO. I don't like he.

AJ Tabaldi
He did 'Never too much' which no one can do like Luther Vandross. But I think he did a decent job of it.

Phil Stacey
I must admit to being prejudiced. He is soooooooo my type. He's so cute! I love his eyes. Even his little elf ears, LOL. His bald head was scary though... Anyway, I think he had the best performance of the night.

In the beginning I wrote "Did not like the song" but when he got to the chorus he started sounding really good. Then I wrote "Did a great job! So cute!!!"

Heh.

That is all.

I was ok with this result

Until I saw the Famous Type A's. *shudder*

Your Inner Blood Type is Type A

You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy. You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that's a side you keep to yourself. Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn't quite fit in. People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal. You are most compatible with: A and AB Famous Type A's: Britney Spears and Hilter

What's Your Inner Blood Type?

How scary are you?

You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

On this day in Black History

In 1963, Charles Wade Barkley, basketball player, was born Leeds, AL,

There's a blog about Charles Barkley Quotes. I looked. They seemed like sports quotes to me so I didn't read it...


Other Quotes

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

That reminds me, once he was on Oprah talking about his golf swing. I forget what they called the "condition" that he has that makes him pause in the middle of the swing, but they showed a video of him swinging and it cracked me the fark up!

I wonder

how many blog entries I can have in a 24 hour period?

I really gave to P.

I'm going now.

Then I'll blog about it when I get back.

Heh.

I feel guilty

Because I barely speak to my BFF, but I still ask her to take me to my Dr. appts in Chattanooga.

Which means she has to drive an hour to pick me up, drive an hour back to Chatt, sit and wait while I'm seeing the Dr, drive an hour to take me home, and then drive another hour to get back home.

But it's either drive myself (and possibly get kilt because I don't drive so well anymore) or don't go because Mommy Dearest won't drive in Chatt anymore EVEN THOUGH SHE DROVE TO CHATT EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK OR TWO WHEN HER SON WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.

She didn't even drive up to see me when I was first diagnosed with MS and had to stay in the hospital for 3 days.

OMG.

She's a bitch.

I have to pee.

I love you, Sunshine! Even though I never talk to you, LOL.

Awwwwwwwwww

Looking at Evan's baby pictures doesn't make me want to have another baby. It makes me wish I had a time machine that allowed me to go back and VISIT that time in our lives, LOL.

He was so cute.

He still is.

But he stinks a lot more now...

Heh.

I feel completely out of sorts

I know what it is.

But knowing what's wrong and changing what's wrong are two different things.

I make myself sick sometimes. Like now. I'm sick of me.

That is all.

Plus I need to get laid...

3 Question personality test

Pretty true.

Your Personality Is

Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

The Three Question Personality Test

After the past few days

I feel like I need to change my name to "Complaining Blog Woman".

My one complaint

about Pandora Internet Radio is that sometimes you wonder WTF they are thinking.

I have 3 stations. One is for Hip/Hop. The songs & artists I chose for that are current top 20 artists and songs. Like Ludacris, "Hood boy" by Fantasia. So you would think they would get that message. Sometimes they play an older song, but it's similar to the music that I picked, so that's ok.

The R&B station has artists like Luther Vandross & Boys II Men. Fine if I hear an occasional Marvin Gaye song.

Then I have a station that's supposed to be 80s music. I have stuff like Pet Shop Boys and Wham! on there. Then they play some retarded Van Morrison shit and I'm like "What the hell is this???". I can only block a certain number of songs within a given time period. I haven't figured out what that is.

I make sure to give the "thumbs up" to EVERY song I like.

Still, all day today when I've tried to listen to the 80s station I've had to block 95% of the songs. After it won't skip a song, I switch to another one of my stations where they seem to play ALL OF MY FAVORITED SONGS one after the other.

WHAT is WRONG with the 80s station? Somebody help me.

I've decided I'll have to listen to my Itunes if I want to hear 80s music ONLY. The other stations are good for background music when I'm surfing the internet the rest of the time.

President's Day

Is NOT a real holiday.

School should be in session.

Anyway, Evan is home.

For the past 2 days he's basically stayed in bed all day because he said his head hurt too much to move. I finally gave him one of my "Excedrin Migraine" pills.

Which has caffiene.

He's feeling better. (YAY!!!)

He won't shut up. (BOO!!!)

Even the fact that I'm sitting here with the headphones on with the music LOUD doesn't deter him from talking.

Even though he's 'watching' Spiderman 2.

Even though I'm not making him clean (which is what I would normally do if he was getting on my nerves so he usually leaves me alone when he's home so that I won't make him do housework)

Even though tomorrow he'll try to get me to let him stay home because he's "feeling too sick" to go to school.

100,000,001 things about me

Occasionally I get Blogger's Block.

To fill in those times when I don't have anything to say, I will post a few things about myself instead of posting stupid internet quizzes or youtube videos. :-)

Eventually, I will get to 1,000,001 things.

Or

I will die, and the list will end prematurely.

HA!

1. My eyes are black.
If you shine a light directly in them, there is no other color you could say they were except "Light black" or "Really Dark Gray". I HATE the color. Brown eyes can be pretty. Like Evan's eyes. Those are Chocolate Brown. Mine are devoid of color.

Blech.

On this day in Black History

1940 - Singer Smokey Robinson was born.

I love "Tears of a Clown" as long as I don't have to watch him performing it. He is one non dancing summamabitch....

LOL!

I love this guy

Sunday

So Friday Evan spent the night at Nana's.

She said he was out on the trampoline the entire time.

Yesterday he said he was sore all over. I told him 8 hours of doing flips & whatnot on a trampoline will do that to you.

Today he was still sore and he had a fever.

I gave him Advil at 8am & 2pm and his fever kept going up.

We went to the ER at 3pm.

He has strep throat.

So I guess I'll be getting strep throat.

*Sigh*

I hope the pharmacy is open tomorrow...

The Freelance Cynic

Is one of my links now.

I like the blog. It's funny! And it's updated every day unlike some of the other people who join BlogExplosion and haven't updated their blog since May 2004. (Why join? WHY make me have to stare at your outdated page for 30 seconds? I can only block 50 sites, you know. Asses.)

When I was 12 I remember some 30 year old telling me I was too young to be so cynical.

I didn't understand if he was insulting me or just making an observation.

Cynic (n) - a person who believes that only selfishness motivates human actions and who disbelieves in or minimizes selfless acts or disinterested points of view.

Remember that episode of "Friends" when Phoebe and Ross were arguing about if there are ever any truly selfless acts? Because if the act of doing the selfless thing makes you feel good about yourself, it isn't truly selfless.

That topic of conversation could bring me to a rant about Oprah.

So we'll stop.

I already have a headache.

Anyway, reading the definitions of Cynic & Cynical didn't really sound like me. I always thought "sarcastic" was a good adjective to describe me.

But then I found this: "believing the worst of human nature and motives"

Have you seen the news lately?

Case closed.

I am a realist.

But cynics are funny.

That is all. Back to your regularly scheduled surfing.

On this day in Black History

1891 - A. C. Richardson, a black inventor,
invented the churn, patent #466,470

Thanks for the butter, Mr. Richardson!

What did people do before the churn???

My Japanese name

As if my real name isn't confusing enough for people...

My japanese name is 長谷川 Hasegawa (long valley river) 和子 Kazuko (friendly child).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Have you ever

streaked?

YAY!!! The DVR is fixed

DVR = Digital Video Recorder. Like TIVO. (Freelance Cynic reminded me that not uuuurrybody in the world is as obsessed with TV as I.)

So anyway, at 4:30 I called Charter again. They gave me a messages "Your service call is confirmed for sometime between 1-5".

So 5 seconds after I hung up, someone calls me back

Her - This is Jane from Charter
Me - Ok
Her - I was calling to tell you that we've had some problems today and they may be later than 5. Is that ok?
Me - NO! But I don't have any choice, do I?
Her - We can reschedule -
Me - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want this shit fixed today!
Her - Ok, well do you want them to call first?
Me - Just SEND THEM OVER ASAP. I've been here all frigging day waiting for them. I'll still be here after 5! (I would have been here all day anyway, but she didn't need to know that, LOL.)
Her - Ok! They'll be over shortly after 5.

The guy came over at 5:03. He's the same guy who's replaced my box twice before. And the same guy who had to replace my mother's box twice.

He said

Well he said a lot of shit. The gist is that they first hooked these apts up for cable before I was born (slight exaggeration) and that some of the cables are bad and need to be replaced. So he replaced the cable outside on the pole. Then he said since he comes up here every other day for the people stealing the cable (my neighbors) that he'll stop by on Tuesday to make sure mine is still working. (He also said that he's had to start going to the police & making a report every time now since they wait until night time to hook up the cable and remove it before they go to work. But he knows it's them because everybody else in this bldg is paying for cable & because the new boxes he keeps putting up are ripped down. He said WHEN they get prosecuted - hopefully next time - it will be a felony. HA!)

I'm SO HAPPY that he didn't have to replace the box! The last 2 times, as I said, I lost all my "House" episodes on there. (I'll have them again when I buy the DVD but that won't be until SEPTEMBER or something. I can't wait that long, LOL.) AND I didn't have to re-program the 70 something shows I have set to record. Some of them aren't on now, but it's nice not to have to remember when Nip/Tuck starts again. It's just records. :-)

I called my mother today before Evan got out of school and asked her if she was coming over because we hadn't seen her all week.

I also mentioned, as I was hanging up, that he might want to spend the night with her.

So anyway, she was still here when they called to say the dude would be late. She said "I'll stick around in case he tries to jump you."

Me - If it's the same guy that came before, I might want to jump HIM!
Her - Well, we can't have that. I'll stay.

And she did.

And it was the cute cable guy.

Figures.

Anyway, Evan is at Nana's (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee).

Now I really am going to have a beer. Or 6.

Effing DVR

Since I got DVR, I've had to replace the box twice already.

It's pissing me off because the stuff I had saved (House) wasn't on the new box. So I can't re-watch "meaning" anytime I want to.

Since Wed at 10 pm my DVR has been fucked up. Someone's supposed to come by between 1 & 5 today to fix it.

Something else that's DRIVING ME UP THE EFFING WALL is that I have to watch commercials now. I hate commercials. I zap through commercials. I don't even watch House live so that I can zap through the geedee commercials.

So last night it LOOKED like the DVR was working again. I watched CSI live (I have "live" cable hooked up to my tv for the occasions when the DVR is malfunctioning.) and I was recording Grey's Anatomy.

So after I watched all the live crap that I had to watch or miss, I was going to watch Grey's.

11 minutes.

It recorded the first 5 minutes and then skipped to the last 6 minutes. But the red light was on the entire time so it LOOKED like it was recording.

Charter has given me so many discounts for all the times they've messed up my cable &/or Internet service.

Bastards.

It's not like I have a life. TV and Internet are all I have.

It's because they have a monopoly in this area. There is no other cable company. It's Charter or Satellite Dish or nothing. The last thing I need is a satellite dish back there for my neighbors to steal cable from (did I tell you about my thieving neighbors always stealing my cable??? I've had to call Charter practically every week since they moved in to report them. Why haven't they been arrested?)

I have to go to the bathroom but I know as soon as I do the effing phone will ring and it will be charter and I won't get to it before it stops ringing so they'll leave me a frigging message saying that they rescheduled my appt.

ASSHOLES!

I hate them, LOL.

I'm beyond pissed about this shit.

And to top it off, this is the one week when they aren't re-airing Greys. (In this area, I heard they're re-airing it in other areas.)

Someone told me I could watch it online. So I am. Right now. More effing commercials that are 3 times louder than the program.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The online episode is acting like my DVR. It just froze in surgery. I can't move the thingee to FF past the surgery.

*Sigh*

I guess I wasn't meant to see this episode.

I'm going to drink a beer...

On this day in Black History

1951 - New York City Council passed bill prohibiting racial discrimination in city-assisted housing developments.

What color is your brain?

???

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

What Color Is Your Brain?

I finally got my header to show up

But now it's above the navbar.

If I move the HTML, it doesn't show up at all.

*sigh*

New Hugh Tag

I'm so happy Valentine's Day is over.

Now I can stop making tags with pink. I don't like pink, LOL. I look good in pink, but it's such a girly color. I don't like girly.

Anyway, I made this tag.



I don't know if I'll make it adoptable.

There are hundreds (if not millions) of women who like Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt tags. But not many women who appreciate Hugh.

He's a sexy man! I can only conclude that other women are retarded.

When Evan came home from school today he said "What's wrong with that?"
Me - What's wrong with what?
E - That tag.
Me - *ignoring him*

Evan can kiss my Hugh loving ass! LOL

I think it's ironic that I'm talking about not liking pink and the tag is basically fuschia. But I don't care. I am allowed to contradict myself!

Buh bye.

Odd Blogs

So, I've been surfing a lot of blogs lately.

Some of them are just stuff I'm not interested in. Like finance. I don't give a flying fart about finance. I click the "do not view again" option.

Some blogs are funny. Or at least confusing enough that I have to go back again to figure out if the funny was an anomaly or the usual. I click the "bookmark site" option.

Some are just weird. Like the "Stuff I find" blog. It's just pictures of stuff the writer has found.

WHY?

No idea.

Anyway, there are blogs with pictures. Just pictures. One guy just has pictures of Disneyland.

WHY?

I mean does he LOVE Disney? Is he a stalker? Why is it there? If we wanted pictures of Disneyland we could just Google it.

The blog that prompted this entry was one that just seemed so....ticked off.

I know I have my days where something pisses me off and I post about it. But that's not my entire blog.

I'm not even saying my blog is better than anyone else's, it's just different. Different strokes for different folks.

But an ENTIRE BLOG about complaints?

How sad is this person's life?

He doesn't not seem like someone with whom I'd want to spend any free time.

Seems like a downer.

And now my judgement of total strangers is bothering me.

Complainer Blog Man might be really funny & the life of the party.

I can't really know that because all I see is what he posts. Complaints.

Life is too short to let my complaints take over my life...

On this day in Black History

1804 - The New Jersey Legislature approved a law calling for "gradual" emancipation of African Americans. In so doing, New Jersey became the last Northern state to outlaw slavery.

Valentine's Day

Is for people who are already paired up according to Dr. Cameron on "House".

She's right.

"For the rest of us it's just Wednesday."

So today I went to my other home, Wal-mart, and the cashier said "Happy Valentine's Day!" as I was leaving. I said "Thanks, you too."

As I was loading my purchases in the trunk, some lady that I'd never seen before rolled down her window and yelled "Happy Valentine's Day!" to me. I'm sure I gave her a strange look.

WTF?

I mean it's one thing for everybody to wish you "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas" in December, but I've never had people wish me a happy valentine's day before.

So are we going to yell "Happy Ascension Day" to random strangers in May?

MUST we do this?

Just as some people don't celebrate Christmas, some of us don't give a flying fuck about Valentine's Day.

Thank you, random redneck lady, for reminding me yet again that I am single. There will be no roses or chocolates waiting for me when I get home. No one is coming by to rub my feet or sex me up later tonight.

I feel bitter.

When I was with someone on V-day I still didn't give a shit about V-day. But now that I'm NOT with someone it's pissing me off, LOL.

So GO STRAIGHT TO HADES all you V-day lovers!

Next year when someone tells me "Happy Valentine's Day" I will reply with a "Fuck you" and a smile.

:-)

So I joined BlogExplosion

To get some more traffic.

Anyway, to get traffic you have to browse other people's blogs for at least 30 seconds. One of the blogs I browsed was Michael K. Willis' "Neverending Rainbow" (Funny blog. You should read it.) and on there he had this widget (we - that is to say 'you and I' - for the purposes of this post, shall call it a "widget" because it's more fun to say than "thingee") that said "Bookmarked Songs". So I clicked on it.

It's this site Pandora Internet Radio which is FREE that lets you create your own radio station. I have 3 so far, LOL. One with R&B, one with 80s music and one with hip hop.

I LOVE IT! Because I'm kind of tired of my I-tunes and this way I can hear artists I like but maybe songs I've never heard before because I've never bought an album. (Shut up. I grew up buying vinyl.) Like I have Blackstreet's greatest hits but who knows their other songs?

My SIL always used to sing this song "Sensitivity" but I'd never heard the real song. I just did. Nice to hear the actual song instead of her retarded version for once, LOL.

I'm off to mess with my blog template again.

Buh bye.

Today in Black History

1946 Entertainer and dancer Gregory Hines born.



I think it was in the 80s when I kind of had a crush on Gregory Hines. He was in that movie with Billy Crystal. Running Scared. Thank you IMdb.com!

I also loved his character on Will & Grace. I saw a lot of stuff he was in.

And I liked the way he danced. He and Savion Glover or whatever. Tap dancing is cool.

Tall lanky men are cool. :-)

I think I'm becoming allergic to EVERYTHING

I was washing some dishes while waiting for my eggs to boil.

I got really hot.

Started itching.

Started sweating.

Felt like I was going to throw up.

Threw up for what felt like 30 minutes.

Now I'm itching all over.

WTF?

It feels like an allergic reaction. But the only thing I've had today is Orangeade and my meds which haven't changed in a few months.

*sigh*

Dame Judi Dench

I watch "As time goes by" on PBS every day. Well, 6 days a week. And the one day that it doesn't come on, I'm jonesing for it.

Anyway, in the later episodes, I keep thinking how attractive Judi Dench is. With the white hair. Not when it still had some color.



I hope when I'm 73(!!!) I can still be considered attractive.

When I see her in interviews, I like her. I like her laugh. She looks like she enjoys life too.

OMG! I'm old lady chaser! I think Paula Deen is attractive too.



I need to give up on Hugh Laurie and just accept that I have crushes on old(er) ladies with white hair...

This was supposed to be a post about Judy Dench. But I just had that revelation that I am a closeted lesbian. I can't continue...

Red Red Wine

I think I'm going to start drinking wine every day.

I heard somewhere it's good for your heart.

And anything's gotta help with the insomnia.

I fell asleep at 10 pm. DECENT TIME! I'd love to fall asleep at 10 pm every day.

Woke up at 2:00 am. I laid in bed until about 10 minutes ago when I finally decided to give up on sleeping through the freaking night.

*sigh*

On this day in Black History

1892 - The first African American performers, the World's Fair Colored Opera Company, appear at Carnegie Hall.

OMG! I'm going to choke Evan!

So today he comes home and tells me that he needs a protractor TOMORROW.

He knew this last week.

We went to Wal-Mart yesterday.

Did he say anything about a protractor?

No.

So tonight after he got home from school we went to Wal-mart AGAIN and they had no protractors. Then we went to all the dollar stores. No protractors.

I mean, all the kids probably told their parents as soon as they knew they needed them and then the stores sold out.

But does my genius say anything?

NO!

I really want to choke him.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wrote to his teacher and explained that none of the nearby stores had protractors. I told her that Wal-mart said they'd order some.

Evan said the school store doesn't even have them.

WTF?

And WHY didn't the fucking teacher put this on the school supply list that they publish in the paper before school starts?

I have such a major headache now.

Look for me on the nearest high tower.

With a rifle.

I hate people.

This is NOT the time of the month for this shit, LOL

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!!!!!!

I finally changed the appearance of my blog! YAY!!!

It only took me 2 hours, LOL.

I had to go through each line of code and look at their images and then save some images of my own to replace theirs.

Then I had to experiment. Like I'm used to HTML. So if you want the image to repeat you type "yes". But with CSS it's "y".

Pisses me off that they can't just pick one style and stick with it.

Plus now I have to learn CSS codes if I'm gonna change my blog as much as I changed my website. (Pretty much EVERY MONTH) But I think I'll stick with this for a while. Even though there are still some things I don't like about it.

I'm tired of messing with it.

:-)

Famous last words

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

LMAO! At least my last words will be interesting, LOL.

Interesting...

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You tend to be a very productive thinker. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.

What Do Your Dreams Mean?

California Love

Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre

Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love!

What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

On this day in Black History

Henry Highland Garnet, first Black to speak in the Capitol, delivered memorial sermon on the abolition of slavery at services in the House of Representatives.

You know, some of the most interesting/profound things in black history didn't happen in February, LOL. It gets harder to pick a "Black Fact" each day.

African American

That label bothers me.

I am an AMERICAN who happens to be black. My parents and parent's parents and I don't know how far back were born in America.

To me, African Americans are people who came here from Africa and then were naturalized. MAYBE you could stretch the definition to include the children of those new citizens. But I don't think any more than that.

It gets on my nerves that people try to be all PC (that bothers me almost all the time...political correctness) when they're in my presence.

Black is fine with me. It's the preferred label if you have to define my ethnicity.

But why would you need to unless you're trying to set me up with someone? (If you are, I like them at least 5'10" with a deep voice and short hair/bald. Thanks.)

Anyway

My mother came over today.

To watch Al. Dur.

I was asleep. I think I slept most of the day. I didn't get to sleep until 8 am. That's in spite of the melatonin I took.

Do you know, when I first started taking the melatonin I could take 5 mg and be OUT for 8 hours. Like a sleeping pill but with no grogginess. Now I can take 50 mg and still stay up all night.

So I stopped taking it for weeks because who knows how much melatonin is too much? I don't want to do something to myself accidentally. Like put myself in a coma. Or have a seizure. Or whatever.

What was I talking about?

No idea...

Did I tell you I finally stopped getting the constant headaches that started after Evan tried to break my nose for the second time?

Well, they stopped. Until about 5 minutes ago, LOL.

I have to shake the dew off my lily.

I'm OUT.

On this day in Black History

1961 - Robert Weaver was sworn in as administrator of the Housing and Home Finance Agency, the highest federal post to date by a Black American.

I did another scrap set

This one is MUCH better than the first one, IMHO. I remembered to keep it all 5x7 and in proportion to that instead of just resizing it to fit on my screen, LOL.



Anyway, if you want it, you can get it HERE

On this day in Black History

In 1927, Mary Leontyne Price was born in Laurel, Mississippi.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I made a paperclip.

LOL!

I'm sure that sounds strange.

Anyway, I was making another scrapbook set and I didn't want to use other people's paperclips, I wanted to make my own. There are too many reasons to go into.

So I started looking for a Preset Shape that looked like a paperclip. Preset shapes are things that you can use to make a circle or whatever but you can put it in your colors or patterns right from the start.

There were none.

So I had to make my own.

So I did. I made a perfect paperclip. But I had saved it in the wrong format. :-( So I couldn't save it as a preset shape.

Then I had to read HOW TO MAKE CUSTOM PRESET SHAPES online. Found out that I had to use Vector shapes, not Raster shapes. I hate vector shapes, LOL.

But anyway, I first made the paperclip with 3000 vector lines. I saved it as a preset.

Then I loaded it and used it.

OMG! I hadn't realized that the preset shape tool would show every line I made. It was ugly, LOL. I mean, in the end it still looked like a paperclip (or as close as I could get...) but I was not satisfied with all the different vector layers.

Then I got the bright idea to make a paperclip out of letters.

Did you know a paperclip is basically U, J, and I? Well it is.

So I made the paperclip out of those shapes. I got it as smooth as I could.

The problem with vector layers is that you can't delete/erase just a part of it. If you try, it deletes the whole vector. That's why I hate vector layers.

Raster layers you can delete a pixel or 99% of the thing. It's more freedom.

But anyway, I got as close to a paperclip as I could. When I use it, I will turn it into a raster layer and smooth it out. But this is close enough for government work!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I didn't even realize I've been doing this shit for 3 hours, LOL.

I'm proud of my ugly paperclip!

I AM the shit!

Something I made

I finally decided to USE all the damned scrapbook kits I've collected, LOL. Since I don't really keep a regular scrapbook or photo album (I just take pictures, get them developed and never look at them again) maybe digital scrapbooking will inspire me to do more. :-)

On this day in Black History

1944 Novelist Alice Walker was born in Eatonton, Georgia.

I spent all geedee day

Trying to change the look of my blog.

I've come to the conclusion that I can't use this template style AND the images I want to use.

I can get shit to change, but then it's not organized.

What I need is a blog template maker, LOL.

I am currently

Trying to give my blog a makeover. So it will probably look wierd for a while.

I don't care.

Nobody reads this shit anyway.

What I should have posted Sunday #2

My mother called me Sunday
She said she wanted to tape the Superbowl to see Prince at the halftime show.

I asked her what channel it was on. Then on my tv I went to the menu to find when it was coming on.

She said that when she tried to set the DVR to record it, it wasn't coming on at the right time.

I said "It isn't called the Superbowl on the program guide - "
She - But that's what it is!
Me - I know, but it's called -
She - but when I try to record the Superbowl, it's coming on at 2 o'clock and not later when I know it's coming on! Then I tried searching for "The ponies" because I know they're playing.
Me - Did you just say "The ponies?????"
She - Yes.
Me - They're called "The Colts, Tray" (explanation about who Tray is)
She - Well, ponies and colts are all horses
Me - *sigh*
She - I've tried everything I know to get it to record!
Me - IF YOU WOULD LET ME FINISH WHAT I WAS SAYING!
She - *Sigh* Ok, fine. You're evil.
Me - It's called "NFL football" on the guide, not "Superbowl". So record "NFL football" and that will be the superbowl.
She - Is it that time of the month for you?
Me - If you mean is it that time of the month when my son won't shut the hell up for 5 minutes and then my mother calls to ask me something but won't stop talking long enough for me to tell her the answer to the question, then YES. IT IS THAT TIME.
She - Well I was going to come over and watch Al. But if it's "that time" then I won't. I'm glad I called. Evil.
Me - My computer is broken.
She - Oh! What happened?
Me - I just need a new cable, I'll get one tomorrow.
She - Oh, well next time you come over I want you to look at my DVD player because your brother says I need a new cable and I haven't looked at it yet because I have to change the channel and I don't want to mess up the DVR because the TV has to stay on channel 3 or it won't work.
Me - I TOLD you if you just get a tv that's younger than me you will have the proper holes and shit to plug up your DVR AND your DVD AND your VCR that you don't need anymore.
She - I put the VCR in my room. So there!
Me - Goodbye.

What I should have posted Sunday #1

Evan tried to break my nose twice this week.

FIRST, he tossed the remote to me and he didn't tell me he was going to do it.

It hit my nose.

It hurt.

He came and sat down beside me and said "I'm going to cover my head now."

It cracked me up! Because it's like he thought I was going to commence to beating him about the head and shoulders.

Then today I had to take him to the ER (asthma) and afterwards I went to jennmart to get myself some benadryl because I'm tired of fucking itching all over.

Anyway, I was sitting in the electric cart and I was backing up. He usually holds those flaps up (even though I don't ask him to) until I'm all the way backed out.

Today, he let it go.

It came back and the edge of that thing (it's like 1 cm thick plastic) fell on the bridge of my nose (I mean, if I had a bridge, the thing hit me where it would be).

It hurt.

The greeter said "Do you want me to call the manager? Are you ok?"

I guess she thought I was going to try to sue or some shit?

Anyway, now I have a big puffy "bar" across my nose.

I don't reckon it's broken. But it hurts! *sniffle*

I wish he'd wait until I get old and senile before he starts abusing me...

I may be wise...

There is a 82% chance you are wise.

 

You have passed by many of your contemporaries. You are at critical juncture of your personal evolution. You are at the point where many become self-satisfied and stop growing. In doing that, they begin regressing. You can avoid that trap by comtemplating life a little each day, by reading a great diversity of material to expand your mind and grow new brain cells, and by striving to be a person of high moral character. There is room to grow and growth is still needed. On you, lies the burden of leadership by example, through humility, and for the good of all.

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There's only one me!

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Angelika

* There are 3,000 people in the U.S. with the first name Angelika.
* Statistically the 3176th most popular first name. (tied with 843 other first names)
* More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Angelika are female.

I can make you dance

If you want me to...

Today in Black History

In 1925, Marcus Garvey entered federal prison in Atlanta. Students staged strike at Fisk University to protest policies of white administration.

Black Fact - On this date

In 1872, Alcorn A&M College opened.

Punjabi MC

Remember a few months back when I said I was obsessed with Punjabi MC ever since I heard his song on an episode of "ER"?

I was listening to music and this song came on so I decided to see if there was a video for it on Youtube.com

There is.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

But then MOST videos don't make sense, LOL.

But I was wondering if it's so crazy to me BECAUSE I don't understand the lyrics.

Then I wondered if American videos look crazy to people who don't speak English...

Whateva.

Here.

I got a meez

I wish I could change the hair color...

In honor of black history month

I shall present a new black fact each day.

If I remember. :-)

On this day in 1945, Bob Marley, Jamacian reggae star is born.

Luther

Need I say more?

I don't generally like slow songs, but that man could SAAAAAAAAANG!

He IS missed!

What shall I say?

My internet was down Sunday.

I was actually going to blog that day. I went to bed thinking about it. Woke up, no internet.

Stuff that's happened:

Evan tried to break my nose TWICE this weekend.
My mom called The Colts "The Ponies"

I forget what else.

Bye.

Paula Deen

I love her! Don't you?

I had to tape Oprah today just to see her. I wish she was my friend. She looks like she LOVES life!

A to Z

A - Available or single: Both
B - Best friend: Angela
C - Cake or pie: Cheesecake, Chocolate Cake
D - Drink of choice: Tropicana Orange
E - Essential item you use everyday: Computer
F - Favorite color: Don't know
G - Gummy bears or worms: I don't care
H - Hometown: Bowie, MD
I - Indulgence: Famous Amos Chocolate Chip cookies
J - January or February: Who gives a shit?
K - Kids & names: Evan
L - Life is incomplete without? A bathroom
M - Marriage date: 5th of NEVER
N - Number of siblings: 2
O - Oranges or apples: Apples
P - Phobias or fears: Dying in a fire
Q - Fave quote: "I'm not your doctor, I'm your cook!" Paula Deen
R - Reason to smile: Usually to freak people out, LOL!
S - Season: WINTER
T - Tag 3 or 4 people: No
U - Unknown fact about me: If I told you, it wouldn't be unknown.
V- Vegetable you don't like: BEETS, lima beans
W - Worst habit: Impatience
X - Xrays: Feet, knees, ankles, back, blah blah bloodyfrickingblah
Y - Your fave food: I can't decide
Z - Zodiac sign: Libra

Um...NO!

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Nothing to post about

And I don't want to post videos today.

So here are Lyrics to "Bore Me" by Fantasia.

I like the song. My favorite line is "this aint no movie or a tyler perry play"

I wonder if he's heard it yet? I'm on his mailing list. I should e-mail him.

Whatever

Bore Me - Fantasia Barrino

You come creepin in six in the mornin
Like ain't nobody supposed to know (know)
Say you been workin
But get in bed smellin just like a fresh bar of soap (soap)
Ask you about it just turn your back and get mad and then fall asleep (sleep)
Got a lot on your mind and an argument is the last thing you need

Baby you trippin, it don't get that way
This ain't no movie...or a tyler perry play
If you really wanted to mess around that's all you had to say
It aint gonna be itty bitty silly me so don't waste your energy
Expect me to listen when all i keep hearin is you spittin nothin but game (game)
Expect me to stay when all you can say is one day everything will change
don't wanna leave wanna believe that you won't do me wrong
but you're startin to bore me bore me bore me

I ain't yellin i'm tellin you nothin bout how i heard you gettin down
In the theater with sista girl over on the other side of town
Sin't got no pictures but yall might as well been walkin right into me
Ain't no way in the hell imma let it right but you do it to me

Baby you trippin, it don't get that way
this ain't no movie...or a tyler perry play
if you really wanted to mess around that's all you had to say
It aint gonna be itty bitty silly me so don't waste your energy
Expect me to listen when all i keep hearin is you spittin nothin but game (game)
Expect me to stay when all you can say is one day everything will change
Don't wanna leave wanna believe that you gonna do me wrong
but you're startin to bore me bore me bore me

I'm tellin you that i refuse to let it go down like this
babygirl you musta bumped your head
Every time you go assuming you know you go make a fool out of you
Got them other girls out of my world and you're the only one
Tryna make it clear, hope you feel me my dear

(How you gonna expect me)expect me to listen when all you keep spittin nothin but game (game)
Expect me to stay when all you can say is one day everything will change (Where you been all night? Coming home in the light)
Don't wanna leave wanna believe that you gonna do me wrong
But you're startin to bore me bore me bore me

Expect me to listen when all i keep hearin is you spittin nothin but game (game)
Expect me to stay when all you can say is one day everything will change
Don't wanna leave wanna believe that you gonna do me wrong
But you're startin to bore me bore me bore me