Prince - SexyMF

I think this is my favorite Prince song EVER. I bought this on VHS when it came out, LOL.

I love Brainiac

I tape it every day. It's like the British "Mythbusters".

My favorite clips are the ones called "What can't you do while being electrocuted". Those crack me up.

But anyway, I haven't watched this video yet. So I don't know what's on it.



OMG! I forgot. Last week John Tickle tried to purify his urine enough to drink it. It was still yellow. But he said it was technically safe. HE DRANK IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew...

Music

My favorite songs seem to change week to week.

Last week I was all about "Tell Me" by Diddy & "Fergalicious" by...Fergie. But this week I like different songs.

So, since I never really have anything to say I thought I'd track my musical tastes. At least that gives me something to blog about...

Rudebox by Robbie Williams

Remember him? I know he had some song in the 90s that I liked. But I haven't heard from him since...

Baby Making Hips by Fantasia Barrino

She is soooooooo ghetto! LMAO. They didn't have the video for baby making hips yet, but just watch "Hood Boy" and you'll see what a hoochie she is! She was my favorite on her season of Amerian Idol. But on AI you can't really tell what kind of music the person is going to make afterwards. Whatever. I usually like music for the beat, not the message.

Tell me when to go by E40

I was browsing at MTV.com this weekend (I hardly watch MTV anymore. I think I'm too old for it...) and I looked at what were the best songs of 2006 by genre. I'd never heard this before. He sounds like Ice Cube with a loogie in his throat and he's trying to swallow it while he raps. But anyway, I can play this LOUD in my car and FEEL the bass thumping. I love it. (Yes I realize this song is a year old but I live in the boondocks. We get country or classic rock and if I don't watch MTV, how can I know what's current???)



Ridin Dirty by Chamillionaire (or whatever)

I'd never heard this song before. I'd only heard "White & nerdy" by Wierd Al. After hearing this, I've decided that Wierd Al deserves a grammy for his version because he did SUCH a good job. But anyway, "Ridin Dirty" is another song I can listen to LOUD in the car.

That is all. I reckon

Fun/cool site

The Caveman's Crib. The caveman from the Geico commercials.

I should blog every day

But I spend so much time talking to the peeps at JJHF that I don't think about blogging.

That forum is my blog, LOL.

I have nothing to say today.

Buh bye.

Stupid Test

You Passed High School with an B

You have the brains of a high school graduate... at least!

Could You Pass High School?

I am so bored.

Put The Big Red Button on your site

Happy Hump Day

That is all.

Well

I tried creating a mini kit at 300 dpi. But it took WAAAAAAAAAAAY too long. So I switched to 200 dpi. But then I got kinda crazy with the sizing of the elements, LOL.

I don't use scrapbook sets for actual scrapbooking. So they're way too large for my screen and I don't know the size of anything. Like I made the polaroid frame as 5x7 but I don't know if it's still that size. It may be 80% of that size...

Here's a preview. It's reduced to 33% so the actual stuff is much larger.


Download it HERE.

This has been edited because the first scrap kit I offered was really embarassing. It has been deleted from the face of the earth. That is all.

Crazy about scrapbooking

Hoarding, actually.

I've made a few tags with the scrapbooking sets that I've collected. Now I want to make my own.

It's hard.

I mean it's easy to get inspired to make something. The execution is what I have problems with. Plus I'm such a perfectionist that It takes me forfreakingever to make 1 paper that I'm happy with and then when I make it, it doesn't look good on tags or ribbons or whatever.

Maybe I should get really good with one element and then try making a whole kit.

I've tried making mini kits, but I get so involved in making it I end up having 30 pieces to the "mini kit".

Plus I just found out yesterday I've only been using 72dpi and the standard is 300.

*Sigh*

If I get a decent looking set I will post it...

That's all.

My mom cooked dinner for ME!

Thud.

She came over yesterday to watch more Al Green on youtube. She's addicted. Anyway, she said "Call me tomorrow at 4 because I might cook dinner for you." (Which I took to mean cook for Evan. Because that's what she usually does.)

Anyway, when we got to her house I just went ahead and sat down and put on the most recent episode of "House" because I wasn't hungry yet. And it smelled like that baked chicken she makes that I hate.

Mom - Did you look in the pan?
Me - No, but it smells like chicken.
Mom - Well, everything's ready except the broccoli. I just have to put it in the microwave. It's one of those steam fresh bags. I LOVE them.
Me - Ok

So then after about 30 minutes I went over to the kitchen.

It was MY FAVORITE CHICKEN!

The one with tomato sauce & sour cream. Yummmmmmmmm. So I ate it. A lot, LOL. 2 thighs & a lot of egg noodles. And broccoli. And for dessert she had devil's food cake with chocolate icing.

My stomach was a little tight.

Then we sat for a while and at about 6:30 I said "Well I'm leaving so that Evan can do his homework. Thanks for dinner!"

Let me explain something.

When we lived in MD, the whole family, we had a 2 story 8 room house (not counting the bathrooms & kitchen). When we came here she had a one story house with 5 rooms built. It was just me & her by then so it was big enough. But she crammed 8 rooms worth of shit into 5 rooms. So there's really no room for a person with a walker or a wheelchair to get around.

Anyway, I had put on my michelin man coat and my gloves and all my shit and I was heading out. Then I tripped over one of the fucking shoes she always has in the floor and I fell.

She has this mesh garbage can beside her recliner. I flattened that. LMAO! And she has a wicker chest (like the kind you put dead bodies in) and I put a big hole in that. Heh.

I was cracking up. Because I KNEW I was going to fall even before I started falling. I tried to grab something to stop myself. I grabbed her 3 foot christmas tree (which is STILL up) so that was no help.

I think I laughed for 20 minutes. Especially after she showed me the garbage can.

Anyway, I was finally ready to get up. Plus I was getting hot with all my winter shit on inside her 80 degree house.

At home, I have a heavy couch that I grab onto and pull myself up. Her shit is light. Like if I were to grab it and try to pull myself up I would pull the couch on top of me.

So I said "Sit in my walker and I will pull up on that and it shouldn't move."

So I tried but in the middle of standing up she said some shit that made me laugh so I fell again and landed on her gout toe.

Hee Hee.

I told her to take some vicodin before she goes to bed and maybe it won't hurt tomorrow.

Anyway, I finally pushed the walker against the fireplace and stood up.

It only took an hour for me to finally get home.

I fell yesterday too. But it only took me 5 minutes to get up because I just had to crawl to the couch.

That was also her fault.

Because I got up to come to the computer to figure out what she had done that she couldn't see Al anymore.

Either the Michelin man coat or my mother are bad luck...

3 Things Survey

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Angelika
2. Mom
3. Evil One

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. SxulChoklt
2. Idunoh
3. BrightBird

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes
2. Smile
3. Forehead

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Stomach
2. Thighs
3. Feet

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. I
2. Don't
3. Know

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Hopping insects
2. Space
3. Something happening to my son

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. TV
2. Chapstick
3. Food

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Underwear
2. Socks
3. Bra

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Blackeyed Peas
2. Beyonce
3. Justin Timberlake

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (This Week)
1. Hood Boy - Fantasia
2. Girls Gone Wild - Ludacris
3. Wind it up - Gwen Stefani

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Drama Free
3. Kinky sex

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I love cottage cheese.
2. I lived in Mexico once.
3. I Roller Coasters.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Big Adam's Apple
2. Nice Hands
3. Deep Voice

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. PSPing
2. Reading
3. Sleeping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have Sex
2. Smoke Weed
3. Go to the bathroom

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Doctor
2. Candle Maker
3. Professional book reader

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. I don't
2. take
3. vacations

THREE KID’S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Connor
2. Elizabeth
3. ???

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have sex
2. Get a house
3. Get a hoverround

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I don't ever call people back
2. I’m not scared to speak my mind.
3. I don't read directions when putting stuff together

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I think babies are cute
2. Sometimes I like to put on makeup
3. I like to cook

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Mike Rowe
3. ???

THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE TAGGING:
1. JJHF
2. ...
3. Angelina Jolie